You just will. What am I talking about? I've always talked about it, but I finally did it. My phone rang and the number displayed was 000-000-0000. Now let me give you some background here. One, I studied opera and have an extremely powerful voice. Two, I don't like having my time wasted. Ok, back to the story. So I took a long, deep breath. Pressed the phone button. And SCREAMED INTO IT.

I understand why people put watermarks on things. That being said, I think they're hideous and I also boycott them (I don't put them in my favourites, etc.) Of course, I'm a musician, not an artist. For me, it's like inserting a track into my songs saying "This is Bezo's. Don't try and take credit for it because Bezo totally wrote it. Seriously, you guys. I, Bezo, wrote this song that you're listening to right now. Do not reupload this somewhere else as your own because that would make me a very sad Bezo, Bezo being the one who made the writing of this song possible." Perhaps I'm exaggerating. Speaking of my music, you can check out my lat