I originally wrote this back in January 2018, when the Connect Four parody meme was still popular. So here we go:
Are you tired of losing the same game of CONNECT FOUR™ over and over again? Do you wanna see something that'll improve your chances of winning?
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- CONNECT CHILD™!
- CONNECT BOAR™!
- CONNECT TABLE™