Some people should not be allowed to wear spandex.
You know, after seeing the name of the last comic I thought that would be the last Legacy Control strip. I assumed you couldn't think of any jokes that aren't related to some kind of sexual frustration since most of your comics lately were about that and you decided to call it quits.
There's a cyclist cafe in my town. They mob the streets in their spandex and it's traumatizing.