This made me think of that comic where he masterbated outside to de-ice the front walk in the winter. I hope he didn't do that to add salt to the dinner (if it needed salt) or add white paint for his comic.
Now I'M grossed out! Well played Elk810...well played.
Hey, honesty is always the best policy. Except most of the time.
He likes masturbation.
lol, so true