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Stupid Pirate Jokes Part 1 by TheMonkeyYOUWant Stupid Pirate Jokes Part 1 by TheMonkeyYOUWant
-- A New Comic Im Starting Thought Up By Me And Huero.

-- Stupid Pirate Jokes: With Jack Sparrow And Will Turner...I Can Think Up Tons Of Stupid Pirate Jokes, So Who Better To Draw As The Stars Than Cap'n Jack Sparrow And Will Turner?.

-- This Is THE OLDEST Pirate Joke In Ever I Think, Im Pretty Sure I First Heard It When I Was 8, Its An Old One But A Classic One!.

-- As Im Sure You All Know...Well The People Who Knew I draw This Comic...That I HATED Drawing Jacks Hair, Its A Pain In The Ass, I Simplified It As Much As I Could Without Taking Away From the Jack Sparrow-iness Of It.

-- Oddly Enough I Had Trouble Drawing The Boat Steering Wheel Coming Out Of His Pants Too.

-- Even MORE Odd Is That Ive Actually Found A Girl Who DOESNT Think Johnny depp Is Hot.

-- I Havent Seen the New Pirates Movie Yet, I Went To See Superman Returns Instead...Although I LOVE Pirates, This Isnt Just A New Fad For me, I Was A Pirate For Halloween At Ages 6, 9 And 11.

-- Enjoy!
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:icondisplacedsoutherner:
DisplacedSoutherner Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh gosh. I've heard this one before.
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:iconthebirb:
TheBirb Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2012  Student Artist
Ugggh didnt robot chicken make that joke?
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:iconavatarkorra12:
AvatarKorra12 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Student General Artist
Yep.
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:iconluigigirl65:
Luigigirl65 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
ew.
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:iconangelacypher:
angelacypher Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010   Digital Artist
That hurt! xDDDDD
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:iconmvm2010:
mvm2010 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
wtf! lol!
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:iconbane-shadows:
Bane-Shadows Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahaha!! I laughed so hard when i saw this! totally awesome!
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:iconkaname-nakajima:
Kaname-Nakajima Featured By Owner May 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
>< lol i like
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:iconmurphyneedsbraces:
Murphyneedsbraces Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
I didn't get it at first, and five minutes later I got it and had to stop myself from dying. I love ut!
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2009
Hahaha NICE, A Delayed Reaction
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:iconheir-of-merlin:
Heir-of-Merlin Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2008
I don't think Johnny Depp is hot either.
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:iconshpuggy:
Shpuggy Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008  Student Traditional Artist
That's something that my five year old brother says all the time.
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:iconwinyartist:
Winyartist Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2008
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathes*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH*breathes*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *faints*

So...funny...:rofl:
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:iconhalfbloodalchemist:
HalfBloodAlchemist Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2007
...what???
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:iconxxhotalphabetsoupxx:
XxHotAlphabetSoupxX Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2007
It is very sad when you find girls that do not think Johnny Depp is hot. I've found three or four. It is just completely ridiculous.

This comic made me laugh a lot.
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:iconbeastfire:
Beastfire Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
...:lmao: :rofl: That's awesome! The expressions are wonderfully done!
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:iconlina-chanthegreat:
Lina-ChanTheGreat Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2007
YES!!! That's the greatest pirate joke, I even told it to my science teacher and she laughed :XD:
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:iconvalkyrie-5:
Valkyrie-5 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2006  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
*headdesk* *dies laughing*
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:iconsaffy-night:
Saffy-Night Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2006
really really funny
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:iconyunamira:
yunamira Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2006
I laughed for about five minutes after looking at this, and actually had to force myself to look away so I could calm down and not choke to death from laughing. =P Wonderful! It's so stupidly hilarious!
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2006
Hahahaha That Makes me VERY Happy To Know I Caused Someone To Burst Into Fits Of Uncontrollable Laughter
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:iconyunamira:
yunamira Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2006
^_^
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:iconastakaren:
astakaren Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2006  Hobbyist Photographer
haha lol!
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2006
Heh, Very Glad You Dig It
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:iconhauntingyourkids:
HauntingYourKids Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2006
I never heard that joke before! That's hilarious!
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2006
Wow, Never? Well Glad I Could Be The One To Bring It to You
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:iconharrypottersquee:
harrypottersquee Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2006
I think the wheel is called the helm...as far as I remeber.

I dunno, I just love the pic!

-Faves-
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2006
Helm, Thanks I Forgot What It Was Called, Oh Well, Steering Wheels Good Too I Guess

Really Glad You Liked It
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:iconemperornortonii:
EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
That's AHRRRful! :skullbones:
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2006
Hahahaha Nice
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Elvan-Lady Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2006  Professional General Artist
I don't think he's hot. I just think he's really awsome.

And Jack Sparrow does not say "arr," savvy?
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2006
Heh, Good, 1 Female Vote For Awesome, About 2 Million For Hot

Hey, Hes A Pirate, He's Gotta Say "Arr" Sometimes
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Sakura2811 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2006
Put my vote under hot and Awesome!
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:iconelvan-lady:
Elvan-Lady Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2006  Professional General Artist
not all pirates say "arr" or "arrg"... Jack's more likely to say "hello, love." or something like that.
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2006
Yeah I Know, But The Comic Was Based On A Old Pirate Joke, And Having Him Say "Arr!" Just Felt Right
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:iconelvan-lady:
Elvan-Lady Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2006  Professional General Artist
you know, the steering wheel isn't really in the pants in that picture... >.>
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:iconevilelfcompany:
evilelfcompany Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2006   Filmographer
Oh, good god....
That's so great! *teardrop*
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2006
Heh, Glad You Enjoyed It
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:iconhollehkins:
hollehkins Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
ooooooooooo i like it *clings to the pirates* i wanna pirate chara now....thanks...... -.-;;; *tries to draw herself a pirate*
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
Hahaha Yep, Everyone Wants To be A Pirate, I Have My Character I Just Havent Drawn Him Yet, Its "The Hornswaggler"
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:iconhollehkins:
hollehkins Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
well i can't draw for poo so i'll prolly be a stick figure if i draw it
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2006
Heh, A Sexy Stick Figure Probably
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:iconhollehkins:
hollehkins Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2006
:blush: aww maybe if you drew it... you draw me so sexilly.
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2006
Well I Draw You So Sexilly Because your Sexy To Begin With *Winks*
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:iconhollehkins:
hollehkins Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2006
w00t! will you draw me again?!
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:icongothicmadness:
gothicmadness Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
*falls off chair laughing* That's brilliant!
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:iconthemonkeyyouwant:
TheMonkeyYOUWant Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2006
Haha Glad You Like It, The Comics In Your Gallery Are Hilarious Too
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