1. May not Cosack dance in training.
2. Especially infront of the Rostering Captain.
3. Or at all for that matter.
4. In the event of an escape, not allowed to say "If they made the jump to light speed, the could be anywhere in the galaxy by now."
5. If the OIC begins to dance, not allowed to sing shake senora.
6.Not allowed to give my rendition of "fly me to the moon" over the pa system.
7. Even if First Sargent does the same with country music.
8. I am not Sam Fischer, and therefore should not sneak around the facility as such.
9. Not allowed to modify my radio to get the secret squirrel channel.
10. Even if my Dad already did.
11. Just because the LCF Radio broadcast call letters are K-U-Q does not mean I can refer to the control center as full of "KUQ handlers", "KUQs", "KUQ operators", "The KUQ" or "Those KUQs in control.
12. Just because my mother is the Hearing officer doesn't mean I can put post-it notes on my disciplinary reports tha