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Published: October 6, 2013
Soo, I wanted to re-open commissions because min. wage kinda sucks when you only work like 30 hours a month...

...But I sorta noticed that no one visits my page anymore.

I know why that is; I'm not an idiot. However, I feel like fixing that issue will be an uphill battle, soo huh. I'ma try to draw more shit and write more shit. Maybe, slowly but surely, I'll bring back an audience. Perhaps 4-5 a month is a good place to start?

Of course, inspiration is sorta an issue. That said, I programmed a super simple program that spits out a few physical traits so I can just draw random figures and practice that way. Dunno how well that'll work, but here's hopin'...
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DugandererStudent Digital Artist
......Are you ever gonna finish that journal title? I mean, it's an incomplete thought! What about your dick?! Has something happened to it? WE NEED TO KNOW!!
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TheMattyHobbyist Digital Artist
Just my dick
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This journal has nothing to do with dicks, severely disappointing, ill be taking this up with your superior.
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TheMattyHobbyist Digital Artist
We will be unable to provide any dicks due to the government shutdown.
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