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Soo, apparently I got my ass tagged or some shit.

  1. You must posts these rules.
  2. Each person has to share 10 things about them
  3. Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer 
  4. Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal
  5. Go to their page to inform them they are tagged
  6. Not something like " you are tagged if you read that"
  7. You have to legitimately tag 10 people
  8. No tag-backs

Mk, so 10 facts...

  1. I'm rocking a rugged auburn goatee right now.
  2. Whilst typing this, I am not wearing pants.
  3. I hate bees. Like Nic Cage.
  4. I like strawberry yogurt smoothies.
  5. My right arm is just slightly scrawnier than my left, no doubt from all of that fapping I do.
  6. I like to crack my joints. I have a whole routine where I crack my shoulders, elbows, and knuckles back-to-back.
  7. Also, I can pop my jaw at will. I only do it because it offends people.
  8. I like Sriracha too much. It makes me shit fire all day.
  9. The only thing I know how to cook aside from boxed stuff is chili.
  10. I like Sriracha in my chili.

Now I need to answer questions?

  1. What did you have for breakfast this morning?

Shitty leftover donuts

  1. If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?

I'd go back in time to tell myself not to buy said shitty donuts

  1. Do you like bbq sauce? 83 

That's not even a question. I'm pretty sure not liking barbeque sauce is heresy.

  1. What's your favorite RPG class?

Mage. Always.

  1. SAI or Photoshop?

Neither. I am a man of simple needs, so Paintshop Pro 7 does me just fine.

  1. PS4 or Xb... PS4?

Uhh... I may need to think about this a bit...

  1. What's your most favorite game evaaar?

MOTHER 3. Always will be. Pretty ballin' game.

  1. Favourite anime evaaar?

Despite what my kawaiidesuneuguu artstyle may suggest, I don't really into the animus that much.

  1. Favourite foodstuffs evaaar?

Fuck, you're making me pick a favorite? Can I just say meat, period? Because then it'd be a tie between steak, ribs, pulled pork, and bacon.

  1. ... who is best pony????
We don't discuss ponies around these parts. (but the answer is Fluttershy)

So now I need to make 10 more questions? Fuck, this is a long tag.

  1. Do you like penis?
  2. Do you look like a penis?
  3. Are you, in fact, a sentient penis?
  4. Have you ever thought about penis?
  5. At any point have you contemplated the length of your penis?
  6. Do you like things that may or may not be symbolic of a penis?
  7. If you had a choice between Pork or Beef, would you choose your penis?
  8. Have you ever tried to lift a heavy object with your penis?
  9. If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to here it, does it have a penis?
  10. What is your favorite color?

I tag... no one. I need to get ready for work. No time for that shit. Fuck.

Also, my scanner is broken. I'll buy a cheapass one tonight, maybe. We'll see.

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Autumnology Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
Fucking shit... you made me laugh pretty hard. WITH MY PENIS.
TheMatty Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol, I guess
Autumnology Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013
You guess? There's no guessing here.
You made my penor laugh hard.
TheMatty Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, if you insist o:
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August 7, 2013