CHar17 AN; Okay my mum said that may by you are writing mean things about my story coz I'm better then you but I keep telling you and you don't like it. {So it's true because you tell us? Talk about ego issues. And I'm willing to bet your mother doesn't even know about this... abomination you've created.} So she says I should say sorry. Okay. So don't write men things about my story k? {So long as it continues to be terrible, no.} I will be nice to you if you r nice to me. {Liar!} I will try to make this beta for everyone (c I'm using spell checker now) {When will the lies end?!} coz your reviews were men and gave me bad dreams and I cried a

{Well, seeing as most of you guys seem to hate this story the most, I figured I'd give it a bit more attention.} Chapter 8: SAMAS BRAKES OUTTA PRISAN Summary: Samas brakes outta prism and theres a hug twest. {The twist being that M. Night Shyamalllamalon wrote it!} Notes: I loki up the defanation of “troll” an I jus have 2 say that its tipecal librul behavior {When you aren't able to give a proper argument, blame liberals! That should shut them up!} to just call me a troll because yall dont wanna accept that everytrthing I say is tru and u libruls are wrong and agenst God himself. {I'll accept what you're saying is true when

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake! Gary and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Gary. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Gary. We went into his room and locked the

The Greatest Pokemon Master (Katies POV) By: Natewife AN: Alright everyone I am writng another story but this time I don't want any flames ok? Mars: {Pfft! Like hell I won't!} Fox: [No, because the review section exists.] But remember that my story is rated M so it has lots of violence and sexy content. Fox: [If by "sexy context", you mean shit like "He put his thingy into my you-know-what", this will be fun] Mars: {IKEA Erotica ahoy!} SO IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS STUFF THEN DO NOT READ! NOW TO DAEDALLUS IX, TUEUR A GAGES JAUNE, PLATITUDES, PRINCESS LAVENDER JEWEL AND TO ANY ONE ELSE WHO IS A FUCKING DIPSHIT TO ME AND RUBY... YOU ARE ALL

Last time, on this shit: The author ran out of ideas and instead of actually thinking, she began to steal the plot of Black and White despite the fact that this story is supposed to be a sequel to them. And a bunch of other unimportant shit happened. Let's get a move on with this, then. Yay. Nacrene City Showdown! They got Nacrene City just before the sun was going down and only dark and dangerous Pokémon roamed through the routes. {Yeah, those pink, fluffy nurse Audinos are reaaaaaaaly dark and evil.} They decided it was safe to stay at the Pokémon centre for the night so that they could plan their next move. The city itself was

Chapter 26 An: STOP mflaminf!111111111 I ***** h8 u. ur a bunch of simple lusrs. Thanks to Darryl 4 checkin da story.' Mars: Why, Darryl, why? Code: Because... Mars: Because...? Code: Because. Chaprte 26: da 3rd corridor, "That's terrble I sed angrily. Mars: She's reading her own story now? Code: No one would. 'I knoe," Hamlet said. "Wata shall we do" I askd. Mars: Kill yourself? Code: Everyone would. "Evry1 importent is meetin by da 3rd corridor." Go ther We wntr ther. HARMONY luked around suspicuslee. "waat is that 3 heded dog doin there?" she wondrd. Mars: To kill you all, I assume. Code: God, I sure hope so. Den professo

SGB:sory 4 the lack of updites om yhis story ive Ben so egsited about playin pokemon x! I even baught a black 3rds LOL WELL ENJOY AND LEVE ERVIEWS {You can't make me like this! I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man! ... Wait....} It was rainung and cloudy an perfect whether to begin our rigerus jurney. Shadow, my black absol has Ben transformed into a vamire by me (exseptnwhen a pokemon or animal is teansformed into a vampire they sprout large demin wings it's in Dracula when he transformed his pet if u havent read it ur ilitirate) {I'm fairly certain turning it into one of the undead is some type of animal abuse... And you'

Mars: {Another day, another goffic. This one is from the author of "The Forgotten". A Kingdom Hearts story. Because there can't be a fandom she doesn't rape.} Kindom Broken Hearts By: Sarah Gore Blackplage •HEY THIS IS SARAH AN THIS IS 1 MY NOVEL THAT IS GUNNA B PUBLISHED IN A FEW MONTHS Dr-J33: [You cant just publish fanfiction, there's copyright issues.] Mars: {I'd love to see her get laughed out of a publishers office for trying, though.} AND THERES A ANIME IN PRODUCTION OF IT RITE NOW Dr-J33: [I think it has to be japanese to be considered an anime.] Mars: {I call shenanigans. There would be an announcement for it if it were tr

https://i581.photobucket.com/albums/ss251/dallypics/sasuke.jpg Hiei and Delly woke up to the shutter of Hogwarts students cheering and lollygagging. {They managed to crucify the sue while she was sleeping.} They jumped out of bed and ran into the Great Hall where cowards of people were crowding around a girl. “What is going on here?” Hiei dementored to know. {So Hiei began sucking the life from his fellows students. That's... almost in character.} “Wait… that’s Bella!” {The Sue Queen! Quick, burn her at the stake!} said Delly as she peered through the congregation. Just as Delly said, Bella (Edward&rsq

ch 11 bromstik champienship i wuz in da locka room. i wuz so nervus. i hadnt ben arond 2 pratise bcuz i wuz ded. {Then why on earth are you even playing?} i wuz lokin for ma bromstik. but i cudnt find it. den i turnd arund. it wuz... VADERMORT STEALING MI BROMSTIK!!11111111  {Zod, the security at Hogwarts is worse than Arkham's!} "haha" he sed "an gess wut. i killd evry bodi else on ur team!! now ull nevr win!!" {Okay, this is just getting sad. Voldy, don't you have anything better to do than mess with some random kid? Couldn't you take up a hobby? Like knitting? Or reading to old people? Or taking up kazoo lessons? I'd probably comme

Seeing as this story hasn't been updated within since April, I'm saying that this is dead. And thus, this shall be the last chapter. Thank Smooze! AN hey guys heres the new chapter. IT IS SEXY SO IF YOU'RE A FAG YOU MIGHT DIEEE. Frum faggotness. Or because your black. {I... I'm not sure you understand how biology works.} Lol AIDS hehehehe, {Why are you laughing? AIDS is a terrible disease. What sort of monster are you that you would laugh at people's suffering like that?!} THANKS TO MY HUSBAND DARRYL FOR EDITING . {Even after all this time, he still fails at it...} guys guess what? {Your kids are being taken away by children's services?} I G

{Well, JasperGunner02 requested that I MST his story for whatever reason. And who am I to say no?} Ben looked towards the flaming sky, with a grimace not uncommonly known on his face. {Shh, Ben-Kun. No more tears. Only Mcnuggies now.} "God Gigantruck.... I hate him." {And I'm sure he isn't too fond of you, either.} his grimace turned into a rare scowl, a rage that only Dr and THG could bring him multiplied to infinity, he raised up his fist into the sky, which caught alight, as he yelled out with great fury... {WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!} "GOD GIGANTRUCK DOES NOT EXPAND DONG" {On the contrary, it definitely expands min

Chapter 13 How dare you try to hack my account? Isn't that against the law? By bricking the law, you are turning away from God, therefore sinning, therefore sending yourself to the eternal flames of hell! I am trying to save the world from Satan`s wrath, not turn people away from God. Do not be fooled by fake Christians who state that we must love the atheists. We must rid our world of those enemies. And Jesus said that he came to bring the sword, and that is what I am doing! I will also like to thank my brother who helped me write this chapter. Mars:Where in the bible did it say "thou shall not hack"? Code: By bricking the law"? Lolwut LE

{So, I just wrote this as a way to get my creative juices flowing; so I could be inspired to continue my work. I'm not sure if I'll continue this one, though.} Chapter 1 AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) {No... Not really.} 2 my gf (ew not in that way) {What a lovely way to start a fanfic: with homophobia.} raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way {I bet your parents really hated you.} and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name){You had a full head of hair when you were an infant. ...Se

Mars: Okay, I'll let Dr-J33 introduce this one, since  it's near and dear to his heart. Dr-J33: I wrote this story when I was 14, not even on DA for a year as my first "original" story. It was so bad I was discouraged from writing another original story for almost an entire year. I'm going to delete this story soon, but not before we rip it a new one. Fantasy ch1: when theres a will…. A teenage girl with long brown hair is shown walking down a street then a boy the same age with a shaved type of haircut enters. Boy: hey tiff sup? Tiff: oh hey bar. Dr-J33: [Oh hello incomplete final fantasy 7 characters, how are you?] Mars: {

{So NirvanaInKarma recommended this... fanfic. And when put up for votes, this won. So, I may as well give the people what they want!} SONIC HIGH SCHOOL CHAPTER 1 Sonic woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Sonic screamed. {Time for another shitty fanfic! *Screams internally*} "I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" {"School. I am late for it. I am late for school, and must hurry there."} said Sonic, jumping out of bed. Sonic put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast. "No time for breakfast!" said Sonic as he ran past Sonic's Mom. "You will regret this," said Sonic's Mom, leerin

Chapter Eight Old friends, new friends January 8th, 2129 Equestrian star system (unlisted) Royal City of Canterlot Citizen Marcus James Calaway Mark Calaway stood before Princess Celestia, an uncaring expression on his face. He had long tuned out what the Princess was saying as she was merely lecturing him about returning to her planet. "Are you listening to me?" the sun Goddess asked. "No. I don't need to. You're wrong, you DO need our help, and we're gonna provide it whether you like it or not" Mark declared. "No! I'm trying to protect humanity from Griffon attack! You can not fight this war with us" Celestia stated. "The Griffons

Teatime: *pile of ashes near the computer weakly reforms* Mars: ಠ_ಠ Teatime: *snaps* oh, don't look at me like that, you haven't read ahead. Mars: YOU LEFT ME ALONE WITH THAT THING! What if it bites? Two: How Could I forget? After you beat it into my head? Teatime: I'm sure you won't mind me beating 'it' into your head again--it being a rusty nail, with a sledgehammer. Mars: Or a broadsword. Ring. Ring. The bells rang so sweetly, and yet so ominously. The sound echoed strangely in the misty air. The two figures walked side by side, both wearing black cloaks with a red cloud pattern. Teatime: NOOOOOO! YOU HAD TO RAPE THE