Hey look, it's the Doctor! Wait, Doctor Who? No, it's "Hoo" as in the noise owls make. Something tells me that if Doctor Hoo had a pound for every time someone said "Doctor Who?" when he introduces himself as The Doctor, he'd be rich enough to buy as much Doctor Who merchandise as he wants. Oh, and for the record, Doctor Hoo is not The Doctor. He is just a massive fanboy and cosplayer to the point where he built his own TARDIS.