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Baking Through Suicide :icondeviantkupo:deviantkupo 3,400 995
God Is Dead
God's robes flapped around him as he looked over the edge and onto the street below.
"Don't do it! Don't do it!" cried the security guard behind him.
God said nothing, climbing onto the raised edge of the building. Five storeys below, people were beginning to take notice.
"Jesus Christ! Look!
"Oh my god!"
"Where's my camera?"
He turned and faced the security guard, who stopped walking and gazed upon the face of God. He'd been crying.
"But... why? You've got so much to live for..."
God gave a wan smile. "So have all of you."
He spread his arms wide, closed his eyes and breathed a deep sigh, falling back and off the building.
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A crowd was gathering around the black, sticky mess that remained of What-Once-Was Our Lord.
"Is he dead?"
"Who is it?"
"Where's my camera?"
The bystander effect was operating at maximum efficiency, causing everyone to just stand there and looked at the mangled remains. Presently, however, a fine upstan
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Lucifer+Dante playing chess
Dante : ...may I ask you a question, Lucifer?
Lucifer : Yes?
D *moves Rook* : Why?
L : Why what?
D : You know, why did it happen?
L *moves Pawn* : I am still lost, why did what happen?
D : ...your fall
L : Mind your manners Dante. I did not fall. I simply left, on my own accord for that matter. There is as vast contrast between both statments as their is a distance between the heavens and earth.
D *moves Pawn* : I'm sorry.
L *moves Bishop* : It's fine.
D *moves Knight* : Why did you walk away from it all? From God?
L *moves King* : 'Cause he's a prick.
D : ...
L : Is something wrong, Dante?
D : That was not the response I quite had in mind.
L : What did you have in mind then?
D : Something more...enlightening I supose.
L *sighs and moves Pawn* : That's exactly what's wrong with you mortals. You talk far too much and expect to be talked to equally as much. Precisly why I hate philosphers. They are equally as revolting as 2nd hand used car salesmen who insists on showcasing the fine work
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Personal Quote: Life's short enough with out stress making it shorter
I find it funny how I haven't updated this in so long yet the amount of fav's and page views i get is still so consistent.  I really need to get back into the art scene.
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  • Reading: nothing :(
  • Watching: House


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PinkLilium Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch! just how lazy are you i ponder :XD:
kiga-the-dark Featured By Owner May 29, 2009  Professional Photographer
code2 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2009  Professional Interface Designer
Thank you for the :+fav: on NOVUM OS 1.6 a long time ago! :D
TheLazyFox Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2009
haha no prob
Anioue Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
AWESOME and INSANE ART!!! You totally deserve a watch and a few favs:D
Jspen Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009  Hobbyist
thank you sir :thanks:
Anioue Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm a girl^__^ But your welcome C:
Jspen Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2009  Hobbyist
my bad
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TheLazyFox Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009
thank you very much^^
Anioue Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no prob^^
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