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Current Residence: Austin, TX
Favourite genre of music: Good music
Operating System: macOS, iOS 8.1
MP3 player of choice: Whatever runs Beats Music
Skin of choice: Elf, Italian, or gypsy
1) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
2) What was your last impulse buy?
3) Do you use a tissue or fire snot rockets?
Tissue if blowing. Elbow if sneezing.
4) What is your favorite TV series?
Past: Star Trek: The Next Generation. Current: Longmire
5) What time period do you wish you could visit?
The 2250s. I wanna meet Captain Archer!
6) Do you play an instrument? If so, which one?
Electric guitar. In particular, a ’96 Peavey Eddie Van Halen “Wolfgang”
7) What was the last concert you attended?
“Fiddler On The Roof” - Chaim Topol’s farewell tour
8) Chicken or beef?
Gimme dat fried chicken baby!
9) What is the thing that annoys you the most?
Being tagged. JK, It's when I have to repeat myself on more then one occasion.
10) How would you spend $1,000,000?
Edit: Original version did not change original poster’s response! I’d spend it on very little and just not work for a while!
11) What was your favorite toy as a child?
Starship Enterprise NCC-1701-D
12) What is your favorite possession now?
My Lake Placid Blue Fender Stratocaster
13) Is your room clean right now?
1) If you could meet anyone in the history of the world, who would it be?
Lester “Les” Paul
2) Who is your favorite fictional hottie and why?
Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine OR Princess Zelda
3) What is your favorite movie of all time?
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
4) What would be some of the mistakes in your life that you would wish to change?
Too many to count
5) Where would your ideal vacation be at?
I want to be lost in Japan
6) Butterfingers or Twix?
7) What would be your ideal car to drive?
Steve McQueen’s 1968 hunter green “Bullitt” Mustang GT
8) What is your favorite meal to eat?
That… is really fucking tough. I love flavor, and… Okay my mom’s recipe for stroganoff!
9) Where do you think you could pull of the greatest heist of all time and how would you do it?
1960s Mafia controlled Vegas. Their best electronic security would be like using a fucking pocket calculator!
10) What is your ideal man or woman?
I love my Vi Vi!! She's the fucking greatest. Better than she gives herself credit for! I like Zooey Deschanel too, but she's not my Vi Vi. Might be as pretty as Vi and ostensibly super huggable... but I'll be hugging Vi until the sun burns out.
11) Do you like waffles?
I tag people as yet undefined
RIP Chester Bennington - I was a "nu-metal" doubter in 2000. Now I know that I was a fool. Rock and roll forever. We're going to miss you, Ches.