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Reideri leaned forward, smiling at Elric over their dinner. “Tell me again about my eyes,” she said. “I think I might actually like that better than the one about my voice.”
“You like that better?” he asked teasing the back of her hand with his fingers. “I’m surprised.”
“There’s a lot you don’t know about me, El! I’m a multifaceted woman!”
“Of that I have no doubt,” he flirted, then he took a drink of wine. “Mm, so, should I have them bring dessert?”
“Yes! Oh, they have the most wonderful crumb cake, it’s made with molasses from Gendar, and pure love.”
“Then we’ll just have to get some!” he said. The moment he turned to locate the maître d’, Reideri pulled a small vial of Mordekhai’s tincture from the folds of her dress. She put the recommended one drop into his wine, and had it hidden by the time he got the maître d
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Just like much of the US Government, the EPA is under the control of a Soviet. An anti-American traitor, Scott Pruitt. He's rolling back environmental protections that are in place to make sure that our grandchildren actually have an world to live on.

HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE ACT AGAINST THE BETTERMENT OF MAN

We should have them shoved INTO PRISON.

PRISON

PEOPLES PRISON

I don't care about the rich. If there's someone that I feel is worthwhile and is rich, and we come to deprive the 1% of their illgotten gains, the good ones will give up their wealth.

Those who don't should suffer. They didn't earn it. all they did was lobby for protections.

Fuck them.

Hope they get buttfucked.
The EPA is controlled by a Soviet
Just like much of the US Government, the EPA is under the control of a Soviet. An anti-American traitor, Scott Pruitt. He's rolling back environmental protections that are in place to make sure that our grandchildren actually have an world to live on.

HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE ACT AGAINST THE BETTERMENT OF MAN

We should have them shoved INTO PRISON.

PRISON

PEOPLES PRISON

I don't care about the rich. If there's someone that I feel is worthwhile and is rich, and we come to deprive the 1% of their illgotten gains, the good ones will give up their wealth.

Those who don't should suffer. They didn't earn it. all they did was lobby for protections.

Fuck them.

Hope they get buttfucked.
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thejimmyjames
The Jimmy James
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
United States
Current Residence: Austin, TX
Favourite genre of music: Good music
Operating System: macOS, iOS 8.1
MP3 player of choice: Whatever runs Beats Music
Skin of choice: Elf, Italian, or gypsy
Interests

1) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No


2) What was your last impulse buy?

An iPad.


3) Do you use a tissue or fire snot rockets?

Tissue if blowing. Elbow if sneezing.


4) What is your favorite TV series?

Past: Star Trek: The Next Generation. Current: Longmire


5) What time period do you wish you could visit?

The 2250s. I wanna meet Captain Archer!


6) Do you play an instrument? If so, which one?

Electric guitar. In particular, a ’96 Peavey Eddie Van Halen “Wolfgang”


7) What was the last concert you attended?

“Fiddler On The Roof” - Chaim Topol’s farewell tour


8) Chicken or beef?

Gimme dat fried chicken baby!


9) What is the thing that annoys you the most?

Being tagged. JK, It's when I have to repeat myself on more then one occasion. 


10) How would you spend $1,000,000?

Edit: Original version did not change original poster’s response!  I’d spend it on very little and just not work for a while!


11) What was your favorite toy as a child?

Starship Enterprise NCC-1701-D


12) What is your favorite possession now?

My Lake Placid Blue Fender Stratocaster


13) Is your room clean right now?

FUCK NO

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My Turn!


1) If you could meet anyone in the history of the world, who would it be?

Lester “Les” Paul


2) Who is your favorite fictional hottie and why?

Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine OR Princess Zelda


3) What is your favorite movie of all time?

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country


4) What would be some of the mistakes in your life that you would wish to change?

Too many to count


5) Where would your ideal vacation be at?

I want to be lost in Japan


6) Butterfingers or Twix?

Twix (left)


7) What would be your ideal car to drive?

Steve McQueen’s 1968 hunter green “Bullitt” Mustang GT


8) What is your favorite meal to eat?

That… is really fucking tough. I love flavor, and… Okay my mom’s recipe for stroganoff!


9) Where do you think you could pull of the greatest heist of all time and how would you do it?

1960s Mafia controlled Vegas. Their best electronic security would be like using a fucking pocket calculator!


10) What is your ideal man or woman?

I love my Vi Vi!! She's the fucking greatest. Better than she gives herself credit for! I like Zooey Deschanel too, but she's not my Vi Vi. Might be as pretty as Vi and ostensibly super huggable... but I'll be hugging Vi until the sun burns out.


11) Do you like waffles?

YUS!

I tag people as yet undefined

RIP Chester Bennington - I was a "nu-metal" doubter in 2000. Now I know that I was a fool. Rock and roll forever. We're going to miss you, Ches.

  • Listening to: Linkin Park - One More Light (RIP Chester)
  • Reading: Daring Fireball, Popehat
  • Watching: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 7
  • Playing: World of Warcraft - Legion
  • Drinking: Sailor Jerry Spiced Rhum

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Toon-Resurrection92 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have a look at this. 

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XFozzboute Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave.
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Toon-Resurrection92 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey Jules. I found an old video of your from when you were a baby. 

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Krayola-Kidd Featured By Owner May 6, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the FAV
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thejimmyjames Featured By Owner May 20, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Welcomeness!!
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:iconthnxfavplz: Arrow left Erylia 
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Toon-Resurrection92 Featured By Owner Edited May 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Say hello to my new slaves! 

Gypsy Slaves
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howardshum Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the fav!
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thejimmyjames Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Very very welcome! I try to fave all the best Zooey stuffs!
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