Hi, I'm Daisy (no relation). I'm an adorable bunny rabbit and was waiting for my owner Doomguy to come back from being stationed on Mars when demons killed me. Boy, was he unhappy when he found out.
Actually, the Doomslayer does like cute things. He had a pet rabbit named Daisy. And while I agree that I don't like the ship (I don't like any ships at all), I prefer them to be best friends in meme form (and if Doomguy makes it to Smash, they can both be real best friends).