1. "...all the unicorns died": A quote from the "Life is Strange: Before the Storm: Episode 1: Awake" when Chloe looks at an old poster in her room. The poster is of a princess riding a winged unicorn.
2. Mr. Unicorn: Rather self-explanatory. Explaining who Mr. Unicorn is would be like explaining who Jesus is, which is ironic, because Jesus was Jewish.
3. Jews: Antisemitism was one of the most beloved quirks of Mr. Unicorn. If you compare him to Hitler for this, I swear I'll scream over you until I don't have to face my cognitive dissonance.
I changed Chloe's final line to one suggested by MichaelHK to avoid making her seem antisemitic. I'm pretty sure she's not, but who am I to judge?
"which is ironic, because Jesus was Jewish."
But it's not ironic (speaking of which, what's ironic about explaining who Jesus is in this context, assuming he is "Jewish" in the same vein that Mr. Unicorn is speaking of? I just don't see it is all...) because modern Jews are very different from the ancient Israelites of the past, both in genetics (diaspora) and beliefs (which had become influenced by foreign beliefs, and perverted by their own religious leaders), though they will say otherwise.
Honest if I knew the Mr.Unicorn joke I'd of been laughing, but I have yet to play before the storm.
I have succesfully turned my room into a fully self-sufficient bunker and I plan to re purpose my F1 bed as a technical in order to deter any further human relationships.
The future is bright Mr Unicorn.