This is a certified Eldritch Guardian moment

Being the stewards of the galaxy is hard. And sometimes you are exposed to some seriously warping materials, which can have its own consequences.  If you or a loved one experience the following; "Sudden appearance of ominous thick fog", "Death or dismemberment by evisceration, disintegration or rapid and aggressive aging process leaving your body a horribly decayed barely identifiable corpse" or "Three red eyes gazing upon you from a dark corner", do not panic. Lie down, and accept your fate. Attempting to run only puts your coworkers at risk!