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"Yo!" He responded in the form of text. Too casual? Possibly, but it'll have to do for now as he had already sent it. Brigham was his name. Brigham Esther. He was never too fond of it as it sounded too fancy. His lifestyle was far from that. He had spent a good portion of his childhood hopping from house to house as the bills racked up for his parents, and foreclosure was inevitable. They then lived a few weeks (or months) homeless until they could rack up the bare minimum for another house. Pretty shabby, but if the system works, hey, who am I to judge? Brigham had established a sturdy life for himself. Good paying job, not the most boring, him and the co-workers could have fun there, the usual. He had a girlfriend (whom he was texting right then) for about, eh, roughly thirteen and a half months now. He had purchased the engagement ring because he knew she was the one but also knew anytime now would be all too soon. So he has it safely tucked away. Her name was Sara. Sara Emmett. No
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"Yo!" He responded in the form of text. Too casual? Possibly, but it'll have to do for now as he had already sent it. Brigham was his name. Brigham Esther. He was never too fond of it as it sounded too fancy. His lifestyle was far from that. He had spent a good portion of his childhood hopping from house to house as the bills racked up for his parents, and foreclosure was inevitable. They then lived a few weeks (or months) homeless until they could rack up the bare minimum for another house. Pretty shabby, but if the system works, hey, who am I to judge? Brigham had established a sturdy life for himself. Good paying job, not the most boring, him and the co-workers could have fun there, the usual. He had a girlfriend (whom he was texting right then) for about, eh, roughly thirteen and a half months now. He had purchased the engagement ring because he knew she was the one but also knew anytime now would be all too soon. So he has it safely tucked away. Her name was Sara. Sara Emmett. No H though. H's are beat. Back in junior year of high school, that's what she said to Brigham when he was drawing a sketch of her in his notebook. "What should I title this? Like, I wanna use your name but I don't know it..." A pause of awkward silence and two smiles. "I'm-I'm basically asking you for your name." Sara giggled. "It's Sara. But no H! H's are beat." They both laughed. Seems like memories from another life now...Well, who's to say that's not true? Haha. That was such an odd day. When Sara had opened her Texas Instruments TI-83 calculator, a message was typed into it. it simply spelled T I M E. She remembered that occasion to this very day as she believed in hidden messages from fate and from that point on was fascinated by the flow of time and how it worked. Anyway Sara responded to him with another "YO WHADDUP!" Brigham loved that. He didn't have to be formal with her, so why did he try to be? He let out a silenced "phew" to himself. "So I bought the house. The bigger one. I finally did it!" he said with such a gleam of excitement in his voice. Sara responded with "Oh my God, really?! So can we finally move in together!?" She shared the same excitement in her voice as Brigham. "Precisely!" The point after that heard by poor Brigham's ears was "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" from the other side of his cellular device. So he hung up and just giggled to himself for a few minutes.

From Sara's perspective, the mystery of why he hadn't invited her over in so long was finally solved. He was packing stuff up! Aha! So simple but she felt so relieved when she realized he wasn't losing interest with her or anything of the sort. She knew what she had to do. She drove as fast as she could to the address of the new house and give Brigham a big ol' smooch. She toyed with the idea for a little, like a cat with a yarn ball. She eventually went with such a decision and grabbed her keys and coat. Such snowy weather for March! She swore the weather was getting colder and colder... She drove very carefully on such slick roads. It was worth it for her Brigham. "Oh God...this road." Sara thought to herself. An uncontrolled intersection. She already disliked driving in bad weather. Out of the blue, a car, a screech, and then...silence. Was she dead? "Am I dead?" She pondered. She opened her eyes to reveal a realm of white, with a large, and I mean huge white figure, somehow outlined to not be camouflaged to the rest of the realm with an oddly shaped head, like a vertical rectangle with a jagged geometric piece taken out, about the shape of a triangle and one large soul-piercing, robotic red eye constantly shifting like a human pupil. She floated with wonder and amazement. It sat in a meditation-like pose, legs crossed and arms outstretched pinching some unseen force. The eye lit up a....well, lit-up red as it turned and saw Sara floating there in existential disbelief. "Oh?" It said in a low gravelly voice. It was similar to the consistency of melted dark chocolate running down a mountain of charcoal. Almost as soon as it had broken out of its meditation, Sara vanished. And back in the car she was pulling up at the larger house now purchased by Brigham Esther. "What the hell?!" Sara yelled in the car. As soon as she pulled up she got out to see if there was damage to the car. Spick and span. Possibly even cleaner then it was before. She felt that.

That was REAL...wasn't it? It had to have been. Well...she was here now. Brigham stepped out from the front door with a big smile that quickly vanished as his lustrous girlfriend looked a bit disoriented. He was still happy about the surprise visit though. "What's wrong sweetheart?" Brigham said with a touch of pep and jive that she just couldn't deny. Sara smiled and hugged Brigham, a bit closely because she was slightly spooked from that experience. "Nothing, just an almost-accident at the intersection, y'know, the one I believe on Stare Street?" She asked. "Oh God that nightmare....And in THIS weather? You did that all for me...?" He felt bad now, knowing that she had to go through all that. "Yeah...but something happened as well as that...well, it was like...an odd story concept kinda thing." She was quick with the excuse. "Oh? Well you can tell me all about it once we're inside. I made a refreshing lemonade using some drink mix. But that's for after!" His cartoonish movements were something Sara adored. He moved like a liquid. All of a sudden he was to her side engaging in that mysterious word, 'after'. "What might you mean?" Her mind completely dropped the whole creature sighting in another world. That might not even be true! "There are still boxes that need unloading!" He shouted as he 'anime-ran' to the iHaul truck filled with both of their stuffs. "Well, better get cracking!" She said to herself.

Meanwhile, with our bleached anthropomorphic creature, back in his meditation position. "Hmmmmmm...Little flowers, you two are on the way to blooming...mmmmmmmm...not yet though. They still have lots of knowledge to obtain....hmmhmmhmm..." He chuckled to himself. "Such beautiful, but oblivious creatures. I love them. Can't believe time wanted her to die right there. All too soon." He said in a slow, loving voice. "Well, mustn't keep the two lovebirds waiting now!" Hm. He is right.
Readme for Dead Space™
©2008 Electronic Arts Inc. All Rights Reserved.

Dead Space™ 10/21/08
Version 1.0

== Table of Contents ==
General
System Requirements
Performance Tips
Notes
Compatibility Notes


GENERAL
===================

Thank you for purchasing Dead Space! We hope you'll have
a lot of fun with it. For the latest up-to-date information
on Dead Space™ the game, please visit

                www.deadspacegame.com


System Requirements
===================

Dead Space™ requires at least the following:

FOR WINDOWS XP (SP2) or Vista
* 2.8 GHz processor or equivalent
* 1 GB RAM (XP), 2 GB RAM (Vista)
* NVIDIA GeForce 6800 or better (7300, 7600 GS, and 8500 are below minimum system requirements)
* ATI X1600 Pro or better (X1300, X1300 Pro and HD2400 are below minimum system requirements)
* 256MB Video Card and Shader Model 3.0 required
* The latest version of DirectX 9.0c
* At least 7.5GB of hard drive space for installation, plus additional space for saved games.
* INTERNET CONNECTION, ONLINE AUTHENTICATION, AND END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT REQUIRED TO PLAY. MORE INFORMATION IS AVAILABLE AT WWW.EA.COM.

Integrated Chipsets may experience issues.

Please note that attempting to play the game using video
hardware that isn’t listed above may result in reduced
performance, graphical issues or cause the game to not
run at all.


Performance Tips
===================

When you run Dead Space for the first time,
the game will automatically select the most appropriate
options for your graphics card, CPU, and audio card. To
improve performance, use the Visuals tab on the
Options menu to lower settings to "Medium" or "Low".

You can also improve the performance of Dead Space by
lowering the resolution the game runs at, to 1024 x 768
or 800 x 600.

Dead Space is a real-time 3D game that requires
a certain amount of your computer's processing power.
Other programs operating in the background can slow it
down. For best results, be sure to close any background
applications while playing Dead Space.

Some systems may run more smoothly in full screen mode, rather than "Windowed" mode.


Notes
===================

Online Help
----------------

U.S. & Canada
support.ea.com/

United Kingdom:
support.electronicarts.co.uk/

Australia:
www.electronicarts.com.au/en-a…

Europe:
eusupport.ea.com/


Digital Retail Installation
----------------

Please contact the digital retailer through whom you purchased this game
for instructions on how to install the game or how to download and
reinstall another copy of the game.

Note: If you’d like additional information about your game as well as
tips and patches please visit www.ea.com or www.eastore.com.


Installing the Game
----------------

Insert the disc into your disc drive and follow the on-screen instructions.


Uninstalling the Game
----------------

Windows XP:
* Open Add or Remove Programs in Control Panel.
* Click on Change or Remove Programs.
* Click on the Dead Space program entry.
* Click on the Remove button.
* Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the uninstallation.

Windows Vista:
* Open the Programs and Features control panel.
* Click on the Dead Space program entry.
* Click on the Uninstall button.
* Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the uninstallation.


Compatibility Notes
===================

Dead Space™ is designed to run on Windows XP
compatible graphics and sound cards. Drivers for these
devices are provided by the respective card manufacturer and
may result in compatibility issues beyond our control.

If you are experiencing any issues, it is always recommended
that you obtain and install the latest drivers for your
hardware. The majority of hardware vendors have the latest
drivers available for download via their websites.  


Game Pad Configuration
----------------
For game pads which do not exhibit correct behavior, a custom configuration can be used to specify the actions that each button and joystick should be associated with.  The file must be called joypad.txt and be located in ‘My Documents\Electronic Arts\Dead Space’.  An example file is located in that directory named joypad_example.txt.  You can use this file by renaming it to joypad.txt.

In order to change the behavior of your game pad, you will need to change the value for the button and joystick axis entries.  In order to find the correct values for these entries, first navigate to the ‘Game Controllers’ item in Control Panel with the game pad connected to the computer.  Next select the game pad from the ‘Installed game controllers’ list and click the ‘Properties’ button.  The Properties window should be displayed which will allow you to determine what the number of each of your game pads buttons is as well as the name of each of the joystick axes.

Buttons must be assigned a value of ‘Button.#’ where # is the number of the button.  
For joystick axes, they must be assigned a value from the following list:
X-Axis                        
Y-Axis
Z-Axis
Z-Rotation
Throttle
Rudder
X-Axis.Inverted
Y-Axis.Inverted
Z-Axis.Inverted
Z-Rotation.Inverted
Throttle.Inverted
Rudder.Inverted
This list corresponds to the common axes that are used by game pads, as well a variant of each axis which is flipped or inverted.

After setting each of the button and joystick axis values, and renaming the file joypad.txt, when you start Dead Space the configuration will be loaded.  If a mistake has been made and the value of any of the buttons or joystick axes isn’t recognized, that button or joystick axis will do nothing in game.



Thanks for Playing Dead Space!
EA Games

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