Eugénie Danglars ran away
With the woman who taught her to play–
The piano, that's true,
But the lovers' game too,
Which did not go down well in their day.
Where are you, Eugénie, today?
Well, both dead and fictitious, okay,
But I mean, if you please,
I hope you and Louise
Ran off-page to a nice place to stay.
Eugénie is known to be gay,
But I think I'm the first one to say:
Her fave clothes were a man's
So she may have been trans...
Now, my lit crit award, if I may.