Too Fast, Too FuriousTHE ARNOLD AND HELGA CHRONICLES XLV: TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUSBy Jake CollinsHelga stared lovingly at Arnold over the top of the large Pacific Coast Road Atlas he was studying. Yes, this shouldnt be too hard, Arnold mused. We can join the freeway at the top of Vine Street here, and then get off at this exit just north of Portland. Once were there, your Internet map will do the rest. It sure will, Helga smiled dreamily. You know, Arnold, I always dreamed that you and I would take a road trip someday. I just cant wait for the two of us to get out there on the open road! Well, itll only take about six hours, Arnold reminded her. Its not like were gonna have time to experience all the usual road trip clichés, like eating at a diner and then checking into some sleazy motel for the night. Shame, Helga sighed wistfully.