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Electrifying Expulsion [F+Spyro+Non-Anthro]
Spyro was biding his time in the Autumn Plains, resting along the green grasses as his friends slacked off long after Ripto was no more. They were completely oblivious to the world around them, lazily slouching about on the dirt with a few of them pulling up lawn chairs for comfort.
“Elora…” Spyro fantasized in his sleep, lids quite heavy.
Suddenly, a booming crackle was heard amongst the crew. Spyro was the first to jump at trouble, spectating the phenomenon. With another purple strike to the ground, a dragon appears in a tired state.
Running up to the lizard, Spyro tries to wake up the reptile. “Hey, hey! Are you okay?” Spyro asks in desperation, hoping they were okay.
Raising their head, they shook it a bit while feeling dizzy. The dragon looked around, assuring theirself that this wasn’t their homeland at all.
Facing the purple dragon, they asked “Wh-where am I?” They stuttered, still dazed.
Giddy with excitement to see another dragon
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Kathy's Most Awful Day Off [F+Anthro]
Another email pops up and appears to spam again.
“Guhh…” Katherine groans, feeling her time wasted by her email browsing.
Today was a certain cheetah’s off-day and Kathy wasn’t too keen with thinking about work too much. The kitty was so confused, as she had just met this kind lady from her work that she’s surprised to not have talked to till now.
The feline checks her phone, claws nearly bleeding into the phone screen. “Two hours? You’ve got to be kidding me.” She murmured to herself, being quiet for seemingly nobody.
Kathy’s ears twitch at the loud sound of her coffee maker. A slight grin appears on her muzzle as she organizes her space make room for the drink.
Turning the light back on, the cat feels the bone of her claw hit the switch in a familiar way. Kathy rubs her hands together at the sudden chill in the air. She grasps the warm mug and sits back down at the dining room, setting a few napkins on the table for the mug
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Bob, smell somthing! [F+Ashe+Overwatch]
It was dark, only a couple hours past midnight. The deadlock gang was fast asleep and resting in a motel for another day of thievery. Ashe, among all the others, was feeling a bit groggy. She woke up with a slight grumble in her stomach, but the strong woman shrugged it off and snuggled her covers against herself.
Saliva built up in her mouth as she tried to sleep, making her swallow it frequently to her dismay. Her brain triggered thoughts of lovely cookouts, filled with hamburgers and hot dogs. Ashe gritted her teeth at her rumbling belly. Finally, her distinct, protruding nostrils flared as she sniffed audibly to smell some goodies from her fridge.
Ashe clenched her hands and ripped her covers away from herself, sitting up due to her undying hunger. The white-haired lady, stepped away from her bed and waltzed to the fridge. Lazily grasping the door handle, she swung the door open to find some spoiled milk and a few flies buzzing around inside the vacant refrigerator.
Veering her eye
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Koopa Kouple: Fire Flower Park [F+Bowsette+Mario]
Bowsette design based off of RafaKnight's art: https://twitter.com/Rafaknight_rk
It was early morning and Mario was still troubled with himself, still remorseful about his girlfriend. It wasn’t her fault that she had explosive sneezes (In a sense, maybe a little), but that doesn’t mean she has to be so careful all the time. What fun was it to keep her nose away from anything interesting, let alone the rest of her koopa body?
The small plumber squinted and rubbed his eyes with his thumb and forefinger, shoving himself off of the king sized bed carefully. He slipped his slippers on and walked around to his dresser to pick his clothes up. After sliding on his red pants and shirt along with overalls and brown boots, he went to pick up a hat that wasn’t there. Mario still missed his iconic cap.
Looking behind him, he saw feint stains on a pillow, one that Bowsette was using for her golden head. Mario sighed, kneeling down and running his fingers through the koopa girl
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Koopa Kouple in New Donk [F+Bowsette+Mario]
Bowsette design based off of RafaKnight's art: https://twitter.com/Rafaknight_rk/status/1015398399879925762
“Hmmf!” Mario exclaimed, seeing her future wife turn her down after he went all the way to the moon and back to save her.
It had been a rough journey for the stubby plumber, shape-shifting and traveling all over the place. He had a lifetime of adventures at Bowser’s Castle alone. However, with Peach turning her nose up at the two, Mario realized his odyssey wasn’t over yet.
Once his arch nemesis then became an acceptable ally. The large turtle put a claw over the red italian’s shoulder and smiled, whispering his idea in his ear. Mario winced at first, but then looked at Peach with a bit of lust. He finally agreed and let Bowser put his plan into action.
Taking Mario’s friend cappy, the green and yellow lizard snuck up on Peach and snatched her. He then snagged Tiara and Cappy and slapped them on some handcuffs. Sealing the deal, he clicked the
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Streamlined Sickness Pt. 1 [F+M+Sonic Riders]
Jet the Hawk: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sonicfanon/images/1/1e/Jet.png/revision/latest?cb=20140510124857
Having the computer’s voice annoy the green hawk, Jet snapped whilst leaning forward.
“What do you mean it’s too cold out to ride?!” He squaked, shaking a fist at the monitor while having an equally angry swallow pipe up in support.
“Dumb robot! We won’t have a chance to win if don’t practice now!” Wave barked, having a white bird hold his hands forward while wincing at the angry avians in front as he backed away.
The computer sighed using a midi, rolling it’s pixelated eyes at the two remaining birds screaming at it’s analytics. Searching through it’s database, it found some more info to explain the situation one last time, losing hope for these irritated birds.
“It’s 25 degrees fahrenheit and the winds are blistering. It’s certain you two or any living creature would catch a cold outdoors
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A Surprise for Fox: RP (F+Spryo+StarFox)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!For the first section, I did the odd sections while HyperMetalSonic did the even section. You can notice how each section is separated by the larger space between the paragraphs
The second section has HyperMetalSonic doing the odds and Me doing the Evens.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An alarm sounds off, but is quickly shut down. It's only 3AM and a certain kangaroo wouldn't wanna wake anybody particularly up. She slowly lifts the cover off her bed and slides across the room. Sheila opens the door carefully as she makes her way to the other bedroom.
Arriving to the bed inside the bedroom, the marsupial slowly shakes a blue vixen up. Sheila sees the fox rub her eyes and groan, to where the 'roo lets her friend no to be quiet with a finger vertically placed at the front of her snout, shushing her.
Whispering, Sheila tells the fox "I think this would be a real banger. So if we just hide in his closet, maybe we can give him the present with a bit of a surprise!" She grins, looking to
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Daisies Pack a Wallop! [F+Spyro+Kangaroo] Pt.3
 I was inspired by the look Shelia has in the Reignited Trilogy of Spyro: [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-rZbIDbHsuw/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
“GASHIEWWWWWY!” Sheila screamed, kicking her large feet against the monster, sending her towards a pond of cool water. She closes her eyes for a bit, recovering from the sneeze.
While resting, she sniffles through her nose to mend her nose a bit more while she takes a breather. Surprising her, she ends up sucking a huge gulp of water through her nose. Sheila opens her eyes to see her head submerged underneath the pond she launched herself into.
She paddles quickly out of the water, pushing herself out and wringing her snout to squeeze out the water that flooded the poor thing. She panted for a good moment, putting a finger to her nose lazily to let herself catch her own breath.
After beginning to breathe calmly again, she curiously kept a finger curved against her wide nose. The ‘roo sniffed a few, brief times to test her sniff
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Daisies Pack a Wallop! [F+Spyro+Kangaroo] Pt.2
  I was inspired by the look Shelia has in the Reignited Trilogy of Spyro: [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-rZbIDbHsuw/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
Arriving at the Alps Sheila was so familiar with, she felt both nostalgic and distraught. On one end, all the seamless nature and infrastructure looked (almost) the way she remembered it all, the lush grass, the alluring flowers, the evergreen trees, and the lovely housing. Something didn’t seem right.
Suddenly, one of the local goats came up and was gracious to meet her. All the goat there wore brown attire and sported scottish accents as well. Billy explained how the houses were taken over, but the three goats have sneaky plan in the works.
Sheila nodded in approval and meant to help out in any way she could. The australian ‘roon didn't feel in the biggest rush, since the goats seemed to have the situation under control for now. Taking her eyes off the determined goats, she looked off to the other side and admired the view of the
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Daisies Pack a Wallop! [F+Spyro+Kangaroo] Pt.1
Inspired by the look of Shelia in Spyro Reignited Trilogy: [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-rZbIDbHsuw/maxresdefault.jpg[/img]
There was a Kangaroo, one who was numb and tired. She has been trapped by an entity known as the sorceress, a repulsive dragon who wants nothing more than to have all the dragon eggs to herself. This blue monster has caught quite a large batch, considering the Year of the Dragon has just occured.
The Marsupial is even more annoyed at the fact that she’s been left guarded by some fat and equally greedy bear with an un-bear-able personality. She quickly grew tired of the lump, dozing off often while being caged.
Shelia the ‘roo hears the irritating bear chuckle while noticing some rustling coming from his bag of money. It wasn’t long before a click vibrated from the key hole in the cage. Sheila smirked, approaching the “generous” bear.
She extended a paw up to him, saying goodbye to the good for nothing mammal. Before finishing their far
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You're Under Uhreshhkk [F+Rain+Doberman]
It was late at night, and it was the tail end of a certain doberman’s shift. The black and brown canine never let up when it was the final hours, they figured they’d look drab and uncaring. Two things that simply were not the oath of a police officer. However, patrolling the same corners does make one look quite tired.
Nikki was an advocate of all or nothing, usually passing out as soon as she got home and stacking up on grub to eat in the morning to make up for her lack of dinner. No one could tell, but the proud doberman was often on empty most of the time. Nothing would ever bring her down, not a thing.
Resting her muzzle on a creased paw, the female officer looked around to spot any acts fit for a ticket, let alone direct confrontation. Nikki was quite familiar with her route, so much so that she was confident in taking a minor break at the nearby cafe. She pulled her muscle car over and took seat.
The doberman made sure to get a good view of the outside, considering sh
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[F+Cold] Aggretsuko: Morning Sickness
Retsuko: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/universe-of-smash-bros-lawl/images/b/b9/Aggretsuko.png/revision/latest?cb=20180426205729
Friday evening has passed and it was 10 AM on a sunny Saturday morning. Retsuko’s calendar was marked this weekend for a exciting event to take place. For the entire previous week, the red panda was getting so excited for this date. She’d get a bit too excited and end up annoying her boss by being happy and slacking off from daydreaming. All the small panda was thinking right now though, was about whether to abuse her weekend a bit and sleep a few more hours.
A faint twitch from her nose became her weekend alarm clock for her. Retsuko slowly lifted her head up, rubbing her eyes simultaneously. She gave off a light yawn and slid off her bed and into some slippers. She went over to get her clothes for the day by first checking the closet. The small room was empty as the red panda opened the door to it. She groaned, moving to her pile of dirty c
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Marian gets a Maid [F+Disney+StarFox] Part 2
Krystal: https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/2/24/Kry.png/revision/latest?cb=20141129220336
Maid Marian: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/b/b5/MaidMarian-DisneysRobinHood.png/revision/latest?cb=20130619114243
Staring out a window pane, a red vixen sighed at the rain lightly sprinkling her view to the outside world. It’s been several days since Robin Hood has come back from his much needed vacation. Maid Marian isn’t foolish, she wouldn’t dare think poorly of the male fox’s absence, she praises it, among other things. Yes, he should be allowed with as much time as he needs, but there’s only so much pretentious cleaning one can do on their own before they begin to question if it even matters.
Marian has been cleaning this oak wood house for three years, doing everything someone with her name would imply. Sweeping, organizing, polishing...dusting, all were second nature to the vixen. At
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Spyro was biding his time in the Autumn Plains, resting along the green grasses as his friends slacked off long after Ripto was no more. They were completely oblivious to the world around them, lazily slouching about on the dirt with a few of them pulling up lawn chairs for comfort.

“Elora…” Spyro fantasized in his sleep, lids quite heavy.

Suddenly, a booming crackle was heard amongst the crew. Spyro was the first to jump at trouble, spectating the phenomenon. With another purple strike to the ground, a dragon appears in a tired state.

Running up to the lizard, Spyro tries to wake up the reptile. “Hey, hey! Are you okay?” Spyro asks in desperation, hoping they were okay.

Raising their head, they shook it a bit while feeling dizzy. The dragon looked around, assuring theirself that this wasn’t their homeland at all.

Facing the purple dragon, they asked “Wh-where am I?” They stuttered, still dazed.

Giddy with excitement to see another dragon like himself, Spyro outwardly introduced himself. “Name’s Spyro, ma’am. Glad to see you’re okay!” He greeted with a smile on his face.

The dragoness giggled, reaching a front paw out to the other dragon. “Hey, nice to see things aren’t too bad here.” The female dragon felt relieved that the place she was mysteriously teleported to was quite friendly.

She looked at Spyro with a warm gaze and said “My name’s Cynder.” She laughed, now taking in the fantastical views of the plains.

There were aging tree leaves floating down, gently landing on the two. They both felt a cozy feeling from the fall weather, it was very relaxing for the purple-tinted dragons.

Standing up on his fours, Spyro noticed the faint indent he made from all his napping and stepped aside from the spot he slept.

“Hey, Cyn. Is it okay if I call you that? Anyways *yawns*, I’ll be snoozing at that tree right there. Feel free to roam around if you like. *yawns* You seem cool.” He then lays down at a gradually wilting tree, aging beautifully as a result.

The darker colored dragoness felt tired as well and thought that sleeping near the other dragon would be a decent idea. Moving towards the tree, she saw leaves gliding slowly towards the two like before as she rested her quadrupedal body against the trunk of the tree, snuggling up to lively plant.

Her eyes began to rest, and her breathing began to slow. Cynder took deep, slow breaths through her oval caverns. The dragoness slightly expanding her purple nostrils with every breath out, releasing the alluring scent from the trees and flowers.

As she was entering a slumber, her breathing was interrupted by a brownish, veiny leaf. Scrunching her muzzle, she snorted and sniffed erratically in an attempt to push away the dry object. This only invited more triangular pieces of life to crease onto her angular face. All the leaves getting gently sucked into her nostrils, hugging around her snout.

Cynder grew quickly tired of this sleepy facade and stuck all of her legs up and shook her muzzle. The dark purple dragoness wiggling the tip of her snout as best she could given that she had no human-like hands.

“Please don’t, please don’t, pleasedo-!” Cynder pleaded, but it was then she already failed at least once. Her snout felt unsettled, it felt on edge. Cynder shut her eyes multiple times as if she was a car using its windshield wipers. Swallowing her pride, she stared between her eyes and faced her nostrils. She had an electrifying snout, not the best thing to have when you need to put on a solid impression at a strange world.

Now her focus was shifted, her snout was tingling in a holo, tantalizing dome. Her sinuses trying to convince her to release an accidental explosion from the depths of her dragoness snout. She flinched her nares at the sudden feeling, flexing her nostrils in a U-shape just to have them widen and expand into larger, circular caverns. Those growing sniffers were being redesigned meary for nasal destruction.

Her lids began to grow heavier and heavier, with her broad but lengthy lizard snout growing sneezier and sneezier at the same time. Cynder bit her lip for a moment, clenched a paw, and smacked her own nose.

“Geihhh!” Cynder hitched in shock, startling her mountainous, electrifying, thriving nostrils. Her purple sniffers wiggling and taking up more space, stealing some spotlight from the large middle of the tip of her poor, poor snout.

Her nostrils grew outwardly, now sucking in a leaf towards each nostril.

“No!” She screeched, bearing her claws and attacking her nostrils with them. They were sturdy, thankfully while the appendages of her paws flopped the rims of her muzzle’s worrisome sniffle caves. Slight flaps were revealed as she snagged her knuckles and the tips of her sharp claws on the inside of her nostrils.

A disgusting snort came from the desperate dragoness, feeling her claws enter just a bit too far down her now massive nares. The burning dungeons at the tip of her ever changing face cramped up parts of the leaves it managed to grab and suck up the bits of the dying plant into Cynder’s doomed snout.

“Guihh..ahihhh-nuihhh...rehihhh!~” Cynder hitched familiarly, finding some vauge enjoyment in the torturous cycle. She bent her head down and stuck both of her paws up against her muzzle, using the palms of her scaly paws to swish around her sniffling, snorting caves as a bomb was ready to blow at any moment.

“Gehih-thih-that’s it, juihh-just a bit muihhh!” Cynder thanked for a moment, sniffling against her palms a bit through her bothered nostrils.

Having the leaves still inside her muzzle, the long snout shrunk against itself as her nostrils widened the tip of her shapeshifting snout.

In an attempt to circumvent having to sneeze the dead plant bits, she snorted as harshly as possible. The dragoness holding her breath, to see how her twisted, evil sinus facilities would function with such a great change in the breath department.

Ramping it up just a bit more, her muzzle agreed with her nares’ maniacal ways and scrunched itself along the length of her short but now enormous nostrils, closing the gap between her sinuses and the fresh, autumn air.

Cynder had no way of getting out of this predicament, feeling nothing but the flaps of her sinuses quivering and the shapes of her nostrils feeling almost ethereal.

Her defeated mind conflicted with her instinct to fight as her paws kept working on, clenching themselves in order to swipe at and rub against the growing ovals wiggling the unreal shape of their holes against the broad, large tip of her dragon snout.

Cynder gave her last fight, sticking her claws upwards to stretch her nostrils into quite tall ovals, naturally sniffling profusely at the rebellion that it’s owner was committing. Her fight slowed down, her instincts understanding a more calming alternative. One where her nostrils are pleased and every sniffle feels alluring.

With a claw slicing each nostril, widening the already booming nostrils, Cynder’s muzzle parted, giving a brief moment of silence before the what was to come.

Angling her neck as high up as possible, the vulnerable dragoness opened her maw as much as she could. “Rehihh...Raaahhhiewhhh!” Cynder shocked the ground in front of her, with a brief bit of spark exiting her muzzle.

Squeezing her cavernous sniffle fiends, she prayed that no damage would be done to this world as another sneeze was ready to escape the lightning breather.

“Heihhhh! GuihshhhhhhH!” Stifling the powerful blow caused even more lighting to fall out of her mouth, setting some of the grass slightly ablaze.

Opening her eyes wide, she was scared of her own self and more importantly, her nose. Seeing her nostrils dance and quiver once more, she closed her eyes and waited for the nightmare to be over.

“Guihhhhshiewwww! Rehihhhhh-reahhhhichhhhY!” She doubled over, her nostrils breaking their hold and expanding briefly into a trumpet shape.

She felt weak and even more tired than before as the dragoness was already running on empty, before unveiling her most powerful sneeze, she relinquished her consciousness and simply let her snout do the talking.

“Rehihhh...guihhhh...ehih… … ...REACHHHHHHHIHIIIIEEEEEWWW!” She exploded, her previously scrunched up muzzle finally at rest.
Another email pops up and appears to spam again.

“Guhh…” Katherine groans, feeling her time wasted by her email browsing.

Today was a certain cheetah’s off-day and Kathy wasn’t too keen with thinking about work too much. The kitty was so confused, as she had just met this kind lady from her work that she’s surprised to not have talked to till now.

The feline checks her phone, claws nearly bleeding into the phone screen. “Two hours? You’ve got to be kidding me.” She murmured to herself, being quiet for seemingly nobody.

Kathy’s ears twitch at the loud sound of her coffee maker. A slight grin appears on her muzzle as she organizes her space make room for the drink.

Turning the light back on, the cat feels the bone of her claw hit the switch in a familiar way. Kathy rubs her hands together at the sudden chill in the air. She grasps the warm mug and sits back down at the dining room, setting a few napkins on the table for the mug to sit.

Moving a finger on the touchpad of her laptop, Kathy felt her face tense up from the cold with her teeth chattering a bit. She held her teeth firm together in defiance while the rest of her face stayed the same. She felt a particular quiver come from the tip of her muzzle, almost scaring her.

Briskly, she took the coffee to her side and blew on the liquid to cool it. Heat soaked into her pores while her indefinitely widened nares felt the heat clash with her failing sinuses. She took a sniff to take in the smell of the dark coffee, but heard a loud sniffle from her black and damp nose.

“Gehihh...hihhh!” She hitched and grunted, scrapping her nose harshly with the trunk of her claw. She felt her head rear back a bit, but hastily made sure to keep that itch away from her before it became a problem.

She sighed, rubbing her eyes while putting a paw to her head to get a feel for her sudden condition. She felt a bit more warm than she’d hope. This enraged the previously mellow feline while fueling her nose too.

“Duih...don’t you duihh-dare!” Katherine demanded from her extra dampened sniffer. Her nose rebelled and had the wide, feline nostrils twist and turn their cavernous appeal into giant, protruding dungeons. She then began forcing a claw to her nose as coffee bounced in the mug. She slammed her laptop closed and carefully put it on the sofa nearby, keeping her nose in check as well.

The cheetah crosses her eyes to stare down her spotted muzzle, facing her wide nose daring to become even wider. Even the tip of her nose was scrunching inside the rest of itself to hide from the explosion it was about to create.

She growled “You will NOT be the reason I become $700 in dehihh...in dehihh-in!” Her breath danced dangerously, peeking closer to a sneeze.

The lean cat plopped her laptop on a couch as she clenched her other paw against her short muzzle, squeezing it to a pulp. She winced in pain and quickly tired herself out from the pressure she put on the sniffer.

“Geihh...geihhh...reihhhahhh!” The sneeze escalated with gusto with little resistance coming from her tired stance. She took a deep breath in from her maw and pressed a finger against her nose once more.

“Yuiuhhhh...you better stop ihhhh!” She failed to intimidate the brain-dead sniffling organ, fighting her nose more than she would think would be worth. If only her nose wasn’t taking up all her thoughts.

With the finger dangling on her nose, Kathy feared she wouldn’t have much time before she’d make a fool of herself. As if she didn’t already look silly with her nose bouncing about all the time. Her finger curved at a sharp angle, letting a knuckle ease it’s way against one of the flickering nares. The pointy appendage poked and prodded at the visible, inner workings of her nostril, stretching and yanking it to even wider shapes.

“Oh nuihhh-nuihhh-nahhhhhh!” She screamed, working herself into a frenzy after all the fruitless fighting of her sensitive cat sniffer.

Her eyes teared up into fountains, quivering at the sight of her nose in mercy as she made a clumsy attempt to wiggle the septum of her nose with a measly claw. Yes, it may have endured pushes and shoves to each other nostril as they bended against her pathetic will, but that didn’t stop a cold from winning a fight.

With Kathy’s head facing the cold air towards the ceiling, she caved in and allowed herself to make a few mistakes.

“Geihh...AHHHHChiewwyyyy!” She began, her arms swaying back with her long tail sticking up like hair pointing up from static shock.

Another brief wind up started, with a claw lazily aimed at covering her right nostril. Kathy pushed her nose up slightly but grew weaker with her next release.

“Huihh...rachiewwwyy!” She sniffled thickly with the cold tickling her nose, wanting nothing more but one last release.

“Ihhihh-guchieww!” She finished off, falling towards her wooden chair and missing barely. Kathy landed flat on her rear with her head between her legs, sniffling and rubbing her eyes and nose. She snagged her phone and told her friend some unfortunate news before pulling herself up to get to her soft, cozy bed.
It was dark, only a couple hours past midnight. The deadlock gang was fast asleep and resting in a motel for another day of thievery. Ashe, among all the others, was feeling a bit groggy. She woke up with a slight grumble in her stomach, but the strong woman shrugged it off and snuggled her covers against herself.

Saliva built up in her mouth as she tried to sleep, making her swallow it frequently to her dismay. Her brain triggered thoughts of lovely cookouts, filled with hamburgers and hot dogs. Ashe gritted her teeth at her rumbling belly. Finally, her distinct, protruding nostrils flared as she sniffed audibly to smell some goodies from her fridge.

Ashe clenched her hands and ripped her covers away from herself, sitting up due to her undying hunger. The white-haired lady, stepped away from her bed and waltzed to the fridge. Lazily grasping the door handle, she swung the door open to find some spoiled milk and a few flies buzzing around inside the vacant refrigerator.

Veering her eyes to her side, she heard a car whizz by nearby. Ashe turned her head to find a now empty gas station. It was a shame those things were open 24/7, else she would’ve had a scot-free meal. The gang member was tired and needed a quick fix.

Sure, she might’ve had a few bucks to spare, but why buy something when you can hit the jackpot? With weary eyes, she slapped on her gear and took her trusty rifle. Ashe was about to open the door, but something struck her mind. What would any heist be without her old friend Bob?

Walking to the butler omnic, she patted Bob on the cheek and simultaneously put a finger to her lip. She shushed her friend and explained what she wanted to do. Bob then nodded at Ashe with a tip of his hat, getting up and tip-toeing with Ashe towards the door.

With Bob by Ashe’s side, she felt plenty prepared to satisfy her appetite. The two then walked confidently towards the convenience store across the street, seeing no one that would potentially snitch on them. Kicking the door open, Ashe smirked at the cashier.

“Bob, do something!” Ashe yelled, having the two just entered the store. Bob understood and walked around each narrow hall, knocking a few things over and grabbing snacks and drinks to carry back.

As Ashe approached the female cashier, she couldn’t help but wince at the stench coming from the lady across the counter. Her visually flaring nostrils flared further, snorting some of the perfume into her nose unfortunately.

Snorting loudly, Ashe took the gun from her back and aimed it at the petrified cashier. Ashe said “Listen here, mihhh-missy!” Ashe hitched, crushing her right nostril with her shoulder and meshing it’s flared shape in a circular motion.
As Ashe was busy sticking up a cashier while fighting an itch in her large nostriled, pointed nose, Bob was conflicted between helping his companion and continuing his job. The omnic was struggling to keep the vast amount of food in his hands, but tried his best to juggle his concerns.

Sniffling with her twitching nose, Ashe held her lever-action by the barrel and let out and loud stifle.

“Hihhgg! Geihshkkkkkkkee!~” She stifled seductively and fiercely.

Wiggling her nose, Ashe continued “Don’t think I’ll let you live another day, so you best put that phihhhh...that phuih-phone down!” Ashe threatened, her nose appearing redder and redder.

Bob’s grip on the assortment of food loosened, his many eyes looking at the distraught gunslinger.

Ashe stuck her nose up at the cashier in disrespect, but sniffed a bit through her more exposed nostrils. She dropped her gun on the ground and yelled at the cashier more “Gihi-give me a damn muihh-moment!”

Ashe clenched her fingers in front of her face, her eyes crossed to see the tip of her red nose wriggle and her nostrils grow a tad wider. She sent the palm of her static hand up her fierce nostrils all the way to the pointy tip of her nose, flattening the tickled sniffer and sending her hand back up repeatedly.

With his omnic heart in distress, Bob dropped everything and took a few snacks. He went up to the cashier and handed her a few bucks for their troubles and carried the sneezy Ashe along with her gun back home.

Circling her palm against her long, irritated nose, Ashe dampened her hand a bit from her sniffler running and soon-to-be sneezing.

“Huhh-shekkkk!...Bob! Wehihh-we had’re, you shuihh-should’ehihhchkjkkkK!” Ashe stifled twice, massaging her right nostril with her thumb and flicking the inside of it up occasionally while still gradually rubbing the underside of her long nose with her right palm.

Putting the sneezy gal under some covers, Bob put some snacks beside Ashe and tried his best impression of a goodnight kiss. He laid down in front of the sniffling gunslinger and shut himself down, with his last message for the night being a sharp and strong “Geuihhskkk!”
Bowsette design based off of RafaKnight's art: twitter.com/Rafaknight_rk



It was early morning and Mario was still troubled with himself, still remorseful about his girlfriend. It wasn’t her fault that she had explosive sneezes (In a sense, maybe a little), but that doesn’t mean she has to be so careful all the time. What fun was it to keep her nose away from anything interesting, let alone the rest of her koopa body?

The small plumber squinted and rubbed his eyes with his thumb and forefinger, shoving himself off of the king sized bed carefully. He slipped his slippers on and walked around to his dresser to pick his clothes up. After sliding on his red pants and shirt along with overalls and brown boots, he went to pick up a hat that wasn’t there. Mario still missed his iconic cap.

Looking behind him, he saw feint stains on a pillow, one that Bowsette was using for her golden head. Mario sighed, kneeling down and running his fingers through the koopa girl’s hair. A monsterous snore from Bowsette broke the mellow mood. Mario chuckled at her sleepy princess and went to the kitchen of his apartment to make some coffee.

“No one can resist the a-coffee.” he said calmly.

Still in the bed, Bowsette was feeling quite the opposite to her italian counterpart. In her sleep, she was experiencing the fringes of an awful dream. She was far away from New Donk Hall, with her nose being a menace.






“*sniffle* I swuhihh-swear Mario! I cuihh-can’t control THUCHIHEWWWW!” Her nose exploded outward, sending an erratic fire ball from both her flaring nostrils.

Her once boyfriend clenched a fist, charging his hands up and furious at Bowsette. One of his eyes twitched in betrayal.

“ALL YOU-A HAD TO DO WAS A-NOT SNEEZE!” Mario screamed many blocks away from the retreating Bowsette.

The koopa princess was scared, she had been trying to avoid sneezing near the city but kept sneezing on other important things and places, setting the whole city on fire. It truly looked like heck.

Sniffling some tears back, Bowsette grasped her nose with a sturdy hand and squeezed hard against her nose, only to have her nose twitch in a very nimble manner. She sent a second hand in to keep pressure but her nostrils flared her hands away and piloted the sneezy koopa, winding the sneeze up.

As Bowsette leaned back, Mario ran quickly to the sneezy koopa and carried a flaming fist to knock her out.

“Ghihhh-GEHHH! Hhihhh...HAHHHHHH!” Bowsette hitched, ready to blow right in front of Mario.





Suddenly, her flared nostrils smelt...something, quite an odd thing to come from something stuffed with pollen. She took a deeper sniff and woke herself up, finding herself inside a dim room with the door fairly ajar. She rubbed her tired eyes and sniffed again, gracious that her nose was completely cleared as well as for the delicious coffee in store for her.

Eager to fuel up for the day, she hastily got a pink t-shirt and grey track pants on, slipped on her socks and tennis shoes, and met Mario in the kitchen.

Sitting on the bar stool next to the kitchen counter, Bowsette found a coffee place to her right. She blew on it a tad bit and took a nice gulp, taking advantage of her koopa mouth and stomach's ability to eat extremely hot foods and drinks.

“~Got you a-some bagels~!” Mario sung, sliding a plate of two halves of a jelly bagel to the koopa princess. He noticed the bread quickly disappear from her plate, giving him the chance to talk to his girlfriend.

“I have an idea! Let’s a-go to the park.” Mario said, waiting for Bowsette’s response.

“Uh! Um…” Bowsette quickly turned her grin to frown as she bit her lip at the offer. Her eyes crossed, looking at her nose as she thought of last night.

“But…” Bowsette tried to answer, finding it difficult to give Mario a straight answer.

Mario chuckled to his girlfriend and sat down next to her. He placed a hand right under her chin and moved her face to face him.

He put a hand right on Bowsette’s shoulder and said “What did I tell you last night? You don’t need to worry...really. I’ve heard Pauline was actually blushing at your performance and thinks your a sweet soul.”

Bowsette blushed at the compliment from the mayor. “R-really? Wow!” She sniffled a bit, leaning forward to Mario.

At the same time, both Mario and Bowsette placed a hand on top of each other. They blushed and smiled. Looking into each other’s eyes, they both knew what they wanted to do. They leaned their mouths close together and pursed their lips.

Right as they were about to kiss, Bowsette’s eyes grew wide eyed. A thought invaded her mind and she just had to ask Mario.

Leaning right back, Bowsette asked the plumber “But what about the city?”

Mario giggled to himself, kissing Bowsette on her wide, koopa snout. He said “Don’t worry. I’m Mario, me and a-you can do a lot of things with-a no setback.” He assured.

Putting a dumb grin on her face, Bowsette nuzzled her boyfriends large nose with her own and hugged him. “That’s really nice of you! You are really the best!” She complimented, setting the italian down.

Taking a few steps forward, Mario offered a hand to Bowsette and walked with her down to the first floor and out to the city streets. To his pleasure, there wasn’t a park that far from here, but first he needed to get some things. Mario made his way to a store and got some bread, a polaroid camera, and a jump rope.

While at the cash register, Bowsette tapped Mario’s shoulder. Her boyfriend proudly turned to face her to where the koopa girl asked him “Um, aren’t we forgetting something? Ya know…” She finished her question by pointing at her nose, feeling she’d be sneezing her nose off without something to remedy it.

The plumber giggled and added some tissues to his shopping bag, which made Bowsette grit her teeth. She knew that antihistamines would, at least, make the tickles in her snout bearable. She didn’t know to think if Mario was being silly or conniving. The koopa girl went along and remembered what his short little boyfriend told her.

Finally going right to the New Donk Park, Bowsette and Mario were anxious for what fun they would have together. It could be peaceful, playful, silly...sneezy. All were decent experiences to them in their minds, but others were prefered for one of them.

It was a modest park, only holding a couple large trees, some benches, and a cute pond in the middle of it all. It had freshly cut grass and many couples and dogs walking together, playing together, just being together.

Holding hands with her boyfriend, Bowsette quickly yanked Mario towards the pond. She sprinted along with Mario lagging behind, still holding Bowsette’s hand.

“Bo-bowsette! Wait up!” Mario pleaded, almost being dragged along the dirt and concrete in their way.

The koopa gal giggled, having her yellow, curly hair flow behind her like a well-kept flag. She fastened the crown locked to her head and took a seat down on the bench, snatching the bread from Mario.

Taking off the twist tie, Bowsette stared curiously at the bread. She tilted her head and took a slice of bread out of the flimsy bag.

Bowsette took a couple brief sniffs at the bread and handed it to Mario. “Here! I wanna see you do it!”

Mario agreed and ripped a piece off the slice, tossing it in the pond for the birds to nibble on. He took his gloved hand and grabbed the slice Bowsette was dangling in her grip along with a few more slices from the bag.

Using his other hand, he took a slice of bread and gently placed it on top of Bowsette’s large nose.

Bowsette crossed her eyes and grinned. The koopa then slowly opened her mouth and then, as if she was a dog, snagged the slice right between her teeth. She bit into the slice of bread an let it fall down between herself and Mario.

“Hehe, how about you try it!” Bowsette offered, putting her own slice of bread on Mario’s bulbous nose.

Not having time to prepare himself, the slice bounced right off his nose and went crust-first into the pavement.

Both of them giggled and took some moments of silence to enjoy the beautiful weather.

Bowsette was a bit shocked and pleased. After last night, she thought the bread alone would tingle her nose a bit, but she would be proud to say she found not a single itch in either of her koopa nostrils. The koopa lady was grateful for this, and decided to take the camera Mario bought to capture a picture of the gorgeous park.

Sniffing deeply through her nose, Bowsette was blown away at the view as she angled a finger at the shutter and positioned the lens towards the sky. She squinted a bit, trying to focus the camera.

Before clicking the shutter, she sniffed the air a couple times. She wasn’t sure if anything got in her nose if that was just fresh air. The koopa prioritized capturing the moment and took a snapshot. Her hands then lowered the camera to her side and she lowered her head.

Hearing a few giggles come out from the small man next to her, her nostrils quivered as she felt gentle petals swipe her nostrils as gently as she set her head down. Those petals belonged to a fire flower, and they scared the koopa princess half to death.

Jumping out of her seat, she took a claw and began scratching around the rims of her nostrils, which were growing larger and larger by the second. Tears flew left and right as she changed her scrubbing style on the fly. She reared her head back, squishing the large septum of her koopa snout with her scaly palm while aiming her claws at her quivering nares cartoonishly. Bowsette took huge, dramatic swipes at her poor, poor nose.

While still rubbing, Bowsette cried. “Muih-Mario, that’s rude!” She hitched angrly, sniffling and snorting from the flaming flower that was bestowed upon her koopa snout.

Chuckling, Mario approached the now sneezy Bowsette and pushed the fire flower right back at her. “Relax. If your-a sneezy, then let them come-a out.” Mario insisted, plucking another fire flower from the ground while placing the first one on the koopa’s nose.

With her bright, blue eyes closed and streaming tears, Bowsette sniffed deeply and got an even bigger whiff of the flower. Her snout parted as her left nostril flared enormously, forcing a fist to snag that nostril in a sporadic scrub.

Bowsette stretched and pulled her nostrils with her knuckles, sending her fist left and right to her nose rapidly. She tried harder to fight the itch and forced her eyes open, seeing the fire flower nearly fall off her quivering nose. She giggled, grabbing it with the same hand she was scrubbing her nose with.

The koopa took very slow and deep breaths, trying to tame her extra sensitive koopa snout. She was still quite sneezy, but her nostrils didn’t flare wildly while still being large. Her snout’s scrunching was also calmed, but still wrinkly.

With her mouth agape, she sniffed the flowers a couple more times, being face to face with her greatest enemy. She could only feel more tingles go up her nose, but she had to overcome these allergies. She sniffed a bit deeper and harder and finally got that sweet and spicy scent that was a fire flower.

Bowsette grinned and giggled a bit, having some fire flow from her mouth.

Right when Bowsette was able to deal with some of her allergies, Mario noticed the fire from her maw. Out of all the things to happen, having a fire breathing koopa being fueled by more fire was the worst thing Mario could possibly think of.

The red plumber was desperate and took some ice flowers to power himself up. As much as he’d rather let the sweet soul in front of him be free, he knew he couldn’t survive that type of sneeze.

Aiming his hands at Bowsette’s nose, he blasted cold air right up her nostrils and mouth, hoping that he would be able to do enough to cool her down.

Bowsette was freely sniffing the fire flower, but her sniffs started to sound a bit stuffy. She swiped a claw at her nostrils a few times and moved her eyes past her own nose, only to see Mario chilling her.

“M-m-m-m-mario, what are yihhh-you doiuihhh…” She hitched, feeling as though she was in a tundra already. She shivered and sniffled, trying to keep nose from running as a new chilling feeling clashed with her suppressed sneezy feeling.

“It’s good for the both of us...I took it a-too far.” Mario admitted, continuing to gently blast freezing ice at his girlfriend’s dangerous nose.

Feeling two itches fight to make her sneezy, Bowsette plugged her now wide nostrils and wiggled her large snout. Even at the rate Mario was blasting her, she quickly found her fingers growing quite numb. She lost her grip and hitched further. “Buihh-But I’m guihh...I’m guihh-guihh-gonna sneEEEE!”

She aimed her wide, koopa snout towards the warm sky, trying to dodge some of Mario’s ice. She began to feel the snow from Mario’s hand melt a bit in her nostrils, having outside liquids flowing through her already inflamed sinuses.

She snorted and sniffled desperately, trying to calm her more monstrous nose to no avail. “Muihh-MARIO...GUIHHHH!” She hitched even louder, screaming for all to hear as her and her nose put on quite a show.

She swung her hand back to her nose, rubbing her raw hand against her equally raw nose. She attempted to stimulate her nose somehow so that she could sway the sneeze back. With every left scrub, her nostrils grew more numb. With every right scrub, her nose was more runny and itchy.

At last, the fire and ice within her sinuses won yet another battle, stealing her control over her koopa snout and stretching her nose with violent crinkles. Bowsette’s legs grew limp and she landed on her knees.

Hitching her final breaths before the shower, she cried out. “Uihh-uh no...ohnoohnoohnuihhhhh! GIUHHHHCHIEWWWW! GAHSHIEWWWWWW! KAPHSKKKKKK!” She tripled over, stabbing her claws into her snout with the third one.

Already, she froze her boyfriend’s legs in a block of ice, but her nose wasn’t done just yet. Her body grew more tired as she lazily leaned back again, sticking her nose still high into the air.

Loosening her grip, she let out a weak hitch. “Geihh...nuihh-gushieww! Hushkkkk! Ghihhsahhhhwwww! Hupshkkk!” She sneezed over and over again, nearly passing out beside her boyfriend.

Coming to their aid, Captain Toad smiled and got some toad pals to help them get back home. They dropped a freezing Mario and a drowsy Bowsette at their apartment and treated Mario very quickly. Captain Toad then left a few things with Mario to aid her girlfriend and sent his farewell.

“Well, we tried our a-best.” Mario admitted calmly.
Bowsette design based off of RafaKnight's art: twitter.com/Rafaknight_rk/stat…


“Hmmf!” Mario exclaimed, seeing her future wife turn her down after he went all the way to the moon and back to save her.

It had been a rough journey for the stubby plumber, shape-shifting and traveling all over the place. He had a lifetime of adventures at Bowser’s Castle alone. However, with Peach turning her nose up at the two, Mario realized his odyssey wasn’t over yet.

Once his arch nemesis then became an acceptable ally. The large turtle put a claw over the red italian’s shoulder and smiled, whispering his idea in his ear. Mario winced at first, but then looked at Peach with a bit of lust. He finally agreed and let Bowser put his plan into action.

Taking Mario’s friend cappy, the green and yellow lizard snuck up on Peach and snatched her. He then snagged Tiara and Cappy and slapped them on some handcuffs. Sealing the deal, he clicked the cuffs on both Peach’s wrist and his own.

Mario saw Peach and Bowser with his own blue eyes, seeing just what would unfold. This was much different from Mario’s typical possession, but happened just as quickly.

First, they both molded together, being covered in some sort of galactic mesh to conceal the transforming details. It started with the body build, shrinking down to a chunky, but more human appearance. Then some turtle and dragon traits made their way to its feet, hands, and back, acquiring claws and spikes. Some parts on the chest and groan gave off a feminine appearance as well. The head finally changed shape, molding into a soft turtle-y appearance with a very broad snout and two fair sized holes on the snout.

After the body fit the new look, the rainbow mold faded as a new, humanoid koopa. She even was fitted with Peach’s dress to protect her lewd parts.

Being more aware of her new reality, the female koopa held her head as it was being filled with memories of two completely different lives. She didn’t know what to make of it, but when she saw the small man only a few feet away, she could only feel joy.

“M-Mario?” They said, turning their head in curiosity.

Mario sat there for a moment, thinking of a new name for this interesting character. He even considered all that could go on in a transformation as such and thought of quite the appropriate name.

“A-yes!” Mario confirmed, hugging the koopa lady.

“How does Bowsette sound to you?” Mario asked with a dumb grin on his face, anxious to be accepted by, at least, a part of Princess Peach.

Bowsette gasped, clasping her hands together and twirling Mario around into a hug. Before landing a kiss on the brown haired plumber, she agreed.

“Why of course! That sounds lovely!” Bowsette squeaked, giving Mario a kiss and a lick on the face.

From that moment on, it was set. Mario, Peach, and Bowser would all live in perfect harmony. It was just too good to be true.

There were so many things on Mario’s mind, but one thing's for certain. This was an entirely new women! Sure, she was sweet and kind, but was also a bit tomboyish. Not annoying like Daisy, but simply prefer heavier music and casual wear.

Since the Odyssey needed the hats to operate it, Bowsette found it annoying having to sway her wrist near it anytime they needed to travel. Both Bowsette and Mario agreed to settle in New Donk City to spend the rest of their days.

Mario had no idea how to impress this lady, it almost ate him up. The basic italian didn’t know how exactly how to get to her heart and didn’t wanna blow it again. He had to think all the way back to his childhood to find his answer. Food, of course. Treating the belly was the best way to treat the soul, and good food at that.

He couldn’t do it alone, so he called up Pauline for help. He knew that Peach’s eagerness and Bowser’s appetite would be a pain to feed without proper support, so maybe getting some sweet money to back him up could get enough food to make Bowsette happy.

After that call to Pauline, it was only a few days before the first date was in motion. Probably Mario’s first proper date too. All he had to do was save the princess and he’d have a princess literally in his lap.

Mario and Bowsette were relaxing at a local park when Mario’s gloved hand inched towards Bowsette’s. The female koopa blinked, looked at her hand then at Mario.

She asked “What’s the problem?” She asked in a calm manner.

Shedding a tear, Mario sniffed and said “I know you a-said you were comfortable with us being like-a...this, but I really want to know the REAL you.”

A couple waitresses came up beside the two, ready escort them to the New Donk City Hall.

Bowsette smelt some food from behind, making herself turn around. She leaned towards the waitress wanting to get the food, but caught herself. Her mouth was agape, surprised at what Mario gave her.

She nodded, still in shock. “Woah.” She said softly, having her pink hoodie sleeve yanked by mario as they made their way to the dinner.

While inside the Hall, Mario handed Bow Sette a flower as a token of gratitude for being by his side.

“For-a you, my dear.” Mario said confidently.

Bowsette held the flower and reared her head back from it. She was quite curious in this new plant and leaned her snout close to it to sniff it a few times. Her snout was blessed with the rosey scent, but let a tingle ease its way down her snout. She felt her nostrils twitch a few times, making her flex them and shake her head.

Staying strong, Bowsette said “Smells great!” She half lied, but couldn’t deny the amazing scent. Oh she wished she could crack another sniff, but these new allergies were really something.

It wasn’t long before the varying statured couple were met with a ginormous hallway, having a cute table for two in the center of it all.

Pauline walked by Bowsette, the mayor still busy at this time of day.

The mayor commented to Bowsette “We reserved it all just for you, but we normally hold this place for executive dinners.” Pauline explained, taking a nearby elevator up to her office to continue her work.

Maneuvering around the tables, both Mario and Bowsette quickly made their way to the table for two set for them. Every table had mints lying around for each person sitting, which made Bowsette steal some for herself and were put into her sweat pants pockets.

They finally sat down, having a larger bouquet of roses sit right beside both their plates. The same waitresses who followed them up finally served the Spaghetti they prepared, putting a smile on both the customers’ faces.

Before Bowsette could begin chowing down, Mario started his own little love monologue.

He confessed “Listen, I haven’t a-been the best. But I do love you, Bowsette…”

Meanwhile, Bowsette had her twitching nostrils right in front of the roses to her side. She was already worried about one rose, but ten of them?! She sniffled a bit as she tried to take a bite of the spaghetti.

Slurping a spaghetti noodle, her nostrils flared as they absorbed the food into them to completely taste the food. This caused those same koopa nares to flare wider and tickle a more irritating itch. She paused to see if Mario was paying attention, then while still slurping the noodle, rubbing her wide snout with the back of her hand. Her knuckles plucking the growing nose holes and satisfying her will to fight the sneezy itch for the time being.

Mario couldn’t have it and just wanted to have Bowsette’s gorgeous eyes meet his own. He moved Bowsette’s hand from her nose and continued. “...but I don’t need you to be like me. I love you just the way you are.” Mario finished with a heart-felt boop to his girlfriend’s large nose.

As if the flowers weren’t enough, Mario’s forcefully, albeit, gentle touch caused her nose to vibrate and tingle just as strong as it did moments ago. Feeling that Mario’s focus on her nose was more than enough for him to know what’s up with her, she caved in and began scrubbing her twitchy, scrunchy, tickly nose back and forth.

Taking a single claw, she clenched her hand and started scratch the hard skin on her snout, feeling no added discomfort from the scrubbing technique. She first started scratching aimlessly at the broad, wide snout, swiping the entire area of her nose to get a feel of what’s the most ticklish.

As she assaulted her nose, Mario was simply confused as to why Bowsette had to pause their date to mesh her nose. Gritting her teeth, the koopa girl felt she had to take this into her own hands, as per usual and started working harder and smarter.

As the koopa princess was attacking her nose, all Mario could say in curiosity was “B-Bowsette…”

The koopa girl slowed down, trying to aim her claws right at her flaring nostrils. She digged her claws at the rims of them and yanked at them every now and again. Bowsette could only control so much of her own nose, to her dismay. As she scratched, she felt a claw stab the inside of her nostril and sent tiny bits of pollen far down it.

Suddenly, Bowsette’s right nostril flare to gigantic proportions and forced a very weak sound out of her.

Breathing slowly, Bowsette regrettably hitched “hihh…Gehhh!” She panicked as her nose was another step closer to completely annihilation of her sinuses among other things.

With his dumb, blue eyes, Mario finally could see that his future fiance was in quite the predicament. He stepped off his chair and circled around to meet Bowsette, her eyes watering and her nose dripping just ever so slightly.

“Bowsette! What’s the matter?” Mario asked, his anxiety killing him as the poor princess continued to suffer.

Bowsette shoved a claw fiercy against her nostrils, trying to cover the growing nares as best she could. She unfortunately didn’t have time on her side, since her nostrils were slowly flaring and expanding beyond what her finger could cover.

Mario yanked his hair and screamed internally. He asked Bowsette “How about my a-hand?” as he slapped his gloved hand right against the koopa’s large nose.

Bowsette shook her sneezy head, saying “Ihh-it’s too late for thahhhhh!” She screamed a hitch, pinching her nose as Mario nodded and looked for another solution. She pinched a thumb and finger against each nostrils and moved them against her nares in speedy, circular motions. This only moved the pollen around more and made the koopa even sneezier.

Mario approached the princess with a handkerchief “How about you-a sneeze into a-this?” Mario offered, hovering the tissue inches from the koopa’s flaring nostrils.

Again, Bowsette shook her head, sending a scaly palm against her nose this time. “Yihh-you don’t get it, thihh...thihh...that won’t whihhh!” She hitched more so, being even less coherent.

Having her base of her hand planted on her nose, she was able to squish and squash her fat nose up and down repeatedly. With the amount of force she put onto her poor nose, she was able to shift the shape of her whole snout up and down, scrunching it in those same directions.

Noticing her singular hand didn’t cover a single nostril, she sent both hands up to squish her nostrils the same way, but it was too late.

Mario had an epiphany and snapped his fingers together. He grabbed the group of roses and shoved them right in Bowsette’s line of fire.

“How about some nice-a roses, eh?” He said, thinking that forcing the sneeze out would make her feel better.

Her nose had enough, and sniffed a huge cloud of pollen to finish itself off. Bowsette lifted her hands, closed her eyes, and leaned way back. Her final words were “ButIsneezeout FUCHEIWWWWWWWWW! GHIHHHHH...GAHCIERWWWWWW!” Bowsette doubled over, burning many tables with sneezy fireballs coming from her mouth and nose.

She raised a finger at Mario, her head facing down as one more sneeze tingled in her snout. She felt tired already and just wanted to eat, so she sniffled and snorted to get coax the tickle into her snout more and failed.

Mario approached his girlfriend, briefly looking at the destruction and patting her back. “I don’t care how dangerous or sneezy you-a get.” Mario explained.

During Mario’s explanation, Bowsette reeled her head back and sneezed right on Mario, sending some hot flames all around him.

With the tickle gone, Bowsette happily rubbed her wide snout, the yellowish thing being the biggest pain it’s ever been. She turned back to where Mario was and gasped, shedding a tear at what she thought was her own murder.

Then, a cough was heard. Mario patted some char off of him and revealed to have transformed into fire Mario. The perfectly safe Mario walked up to Bowsette and began kissing her, truly falling in love with the koopa as destruction ran amuck the dinner room.
I made this one character and they seem to speak to me in a great way. I just wanna know if I should change from Viola the Raccoon to my possible fursona, Jenny the Robin.

This is how I feel she could be like V
[i]"Jenny is a yellow and orange robin with a light take on life. The avian stands at 5’ 4” and is a slim and active individuals, always up to try new things. She’s always been the one to bring a group’s spirits up and is considered a good friend to whoever she seems to agree with. She loves activities like hiking and swimming, although has an uneasy feeling when it comes to heights. Overall, she’s a girl who’s willing to hang with any crowd for the sake of adventure."[/i]

I hope I make the right decision.

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Ryan Dallas
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I write sneeze fics and love sneezy furry gals
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HandsomeLittlePsycho Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
happy b-day
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TheEXxtra Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2018
Thank you!!!! *hugs*
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HandsomeLittlePsycho Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
welcome *hugs back*
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ViperidaeGraphics Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018   General Artist
Thank You ! by ViperidaeGraphics  
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TheEXxtra Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2018
Your welcome! Just wanted to check out what another art homie be doing! Keep up the great work!
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HandsomeLittlePsycho Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
thanks for the watch
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TheEXxtra Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2018
NP!
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MrD2001 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do you take requests?
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TheEXxtra Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2018
I’m on the fence about that. How about you PM me and I’ll see if I’m interested in what you want.
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MrD2001 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What does PM mean?
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