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You're Under Uhreshhkk [F+Rain+Doberman]
It was late at night, and it was the tail end of a certain doberman’s shift. The black and brown canine never let up when it was the final hours, they figured they’d look drab and uncaring. Two things that simply were not the oath of a police officer. However, patrolling the same corners does make one look quite tired.
Nikki was an advocate of all or nothing, usually passing out as soon as she got home and stacking up on grub to eat in the morning to make up for her lack of dinner. No one could tell, but the proud doberman was often on empty most of the time. Nothing would ever bring her down, not a thing.
Resting her muzzle on a creased paw, the female officer looked around to spot any acts fit for a ticket, let alone direct confrontation. Nikki was quite familiar with her route, so much so that she was confident in taking a minor break at the nearby cafe. She pulled her muscle car over and took seat.
The doberman made sure to get a good view of the outside, considering sh
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[F+Cold] Aggretsuko: Morning Sickness
Retsuko: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/universe-of-smash-bros-lawl/images/b/b9/Aggretsuko.png/revision/latest?cb=20180426205729
Friday evening has passed and it was 10 AM on a sunny Saturday morning. Retsuko’s calendar was marked this weekend for a exciting event to take place. For the entire previous week, the red panda was getting so excited for this date. She’d get a bit too excited and end up annoying her boss by being happy and slacking off from daydreaming. All the small panda was thinking right now though, was about whether to abuse her weekend a bit and sleep a few more hours.
A faint twitch from her nose became her weekend alarm clock for her. Retsuko slowly lifted her head up, rubbing her eyes simultaneously. She gave off a light yawn and slid off her bed and into some slippers. She went over to get her clothes for the day by first checking the closet. The small room was empty as the red panda opened the door to it. She groaned, moving to her pile of dirty c
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Marian gets a Maid [F+Disney+StarFox] Part 2
Krystal: https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/2/24/Kry.png/revision/latest?cb=20141129220336
Maid Marian: https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/scratchpad/images/b/b5/MaidMarian-DisneysRobinHood.png/revision/latest?cb=20130619114243
Staring out a window pane, a red vixen sighed at the rain lightly sprinkling her view to the outside world. It’s been several days since Robin Hood has come back from his much needed vacation. Maid Marian isn’t foolish, she wouldn’t dare think poorly of the male fox’s absence, she praises it, among other things. Yes, he should be allowed with as much time as he needs, but there’s only so much pretentious cleaning one can do on their own before they begin to question if it even matters.
Marian has been cleaning this oak wood house for three years, doing everything someone with her name would imply. Sweeping, organizing, polishing...dusting, all were second nature to the vixen. At
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Marian gets a Maid [F+Disney+StarFox] Part 1
Krystal:https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/2/24/Kry.png/revision/latest?cb=20141129220336
“Wow, Fox. I’m quite shocked!” Krystal brought a pettie hand to her grinning muzzle after finishing a dinner at a fabulous Fortunian restaurant. “I always thought Corneria was known for i-” Krystal went on, very grateful for the delicate meal. On such a seemingly random day too, Fox really did know how to woo a lady. She thought it was silly, given that they already bought a house together. This was simply too much for the fair lady.
“Only for you, dearie.” Fox said in a forced, british accent. The brown fox grinned at the giggle coming from the blue vixen as he placed a finger against Krystal’s lips, kissing her cheek and escorting her to their aircraft. He sat in his arwing while his spouse blushed going to her own spacecraft. Before shutting the hatch for his ship, he told Krystal “I’ll meet ya back at my place, try to keep
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[F+Crocodile] Scaly Struggles
It’s friday morning and what day like any day is the best one to put your more fabulous clothes on? As two wealthy crocs arose from their large and luxurious beds, they couldn’t agree more. They would have to overcome their daily crankiness, of course.
The lighter green lizard, known as Sally, was the first to jump up to get herself ready for a fun friday. She and her sister never quite knew what might happen on any given day, but were open to any adventure set their way. Sally was especially terrible when it came to plans. The smaller croc couldn’t even decide what to wear!
The darker reptile, named Mindy, always seemed like somewhat of a role-model to her sis. The two would often bounce off each other, though. She rubbed her dreary eyes with her scaly paws whilst slowly pushing the covers aside to move off the king sized bed. “Sal’...wait up!” She groaned tiredly, still waking herself up.
The younger croc heard a slam from their bedroom door, she a
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SSBU Wolf Sneezefic [M+StarFox+Nintendo] Pt3
Wolf in Smash Ultimate: https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/2/AAAxzxLrLHpcCRA-4V6YnKUENddEOklS7rIoHB5enWJCyw/12/537919031/png/32x32/3/1528938000/0/2/42041134804_d67caeb87d_o.png/EOCs5q4MGEYgAigC/PAJLuvQ-olYZ5Cwh9TtZ4XLcpIj8mamsKCmgEL2PMDE%2CqmiF5pR6RhAYzeXTn3HBrCgx_5js21phMoFirSS-kwA%2C3gZOBJfHkwHMtxLE5tWpBCLV_kgU6bP-CPtyoivrioc?dl=0&preserve_transparency=1&size=1280x960&size_mode=3
“ATTENTION ALL BRAWL VETERANS! PLEASE REPORT TO THE TRAINING ROOM IN T- 2 MINUTES!” a monotone voice announced, conflicting with Wolf’s expectations.
“Can’t I just have onihhh...one minute to myself?!” The bipedal animal demanded, striking a fist to the bench he sat on while sniffling in rage. “Gehih-eh!” The wolf hitched further, his nose being a relentless troublemaker. He gave a deadly, cold stare to his nose, his looks doing nothing to the thoughtless being. He growled “Why won’t you stuihhh!” He fell to his nose’s power again.
Tapping h
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SSBU Wolf Sneezefic [M+StarFox+Nintendo] Pt2
Wolf in Smash Ultimate: https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/2/AAAxzxLrLHpcCRA-4V6YnKUENddEOklS7rIoHB5enWJCyw/12/537919031/png/32x32/3/1528938000/0/2/42041134804_d67caeb87d_o.png/EOCs5q4MGEYgAigC/PAJLuvQ-olYZ5Cwh9TtZ4XLcpIj8mamsKCmgEL2PMDE%2CqmiF5pR6RhAYzeXTn3HBrCgx_5js21phMoFirSS-kwA%2C3gZOBJfHkwHMtxLE5tWpBCLV_kgU6bP-CPtyoivrioc?dl=0&preserve_transparency=1&size=1280x960&size_mode=3
Wolf enters the building after climbing a surprising amount of steps proceeding the training “Stadium” that was mentioned to him. Within the room was a lot of tech that even Wolf was unfamiliar with. He walked up to one of the empty machines and read out loud “F I I A Y W O H”.
After a brief match on one of the machines, R.O.B gladly explained the acronym. “It’s nothing much, o’Donnell. It just means “fighting integrated inside a year’s worth of hardware”! “ He said proudly, showing it off as if he was about to sell it.
“But it’s not-a
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SSBU Wolf Sneezefic [M+StarFox+Nintendo] Pt1
Wolf in Smash Ultimate: https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/2/AAAxzxLrLHpcCRA-4V6YnKUENddEOklS7rIoHB5enWJCyw/12/537919031/png/32x32/3/1528938000/0/2/42041134804_d67caeb87d_o.png/EOCs5q4MGEYgAigC/PAJLuvQ-olYZ5Cwh9TtZ4XLcpIj8mamsKCmgEL2PMDE%2CqmiF5pR6RhAYzeXTn3HBrCgx_5js21phMoFirSS-kwA%2C3gZOBJfHkwHMtxLE5tWpBCLV_kgU6bP-CPtyoivrioc?dl=0&preserve_transparency=1&size=1280x960&size_mode=3
In a universe far away, yet so close to home is a place where a certain wolf biding his time in particular solar system.
Humming along, Wolf o’Donnell was relaxing in his Wolfen, letting the spacecraft run on autopilot. It was nearly a decade since he’s be called up by his fight club, he felt cocky about it and thought he was too tough for the more innocent contenders.
A loud beeping noise comes from the wolf’s comms, making the pilot instinctively respond to the signal. He spots the transmission name and recollects about previous calls from that very signal, he smirks and boasts “World-r
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Huff Job: The Nut Job Sneezefic feat. Andie [F]
Oakton City, home of crooks and criminals at its worst, inventive and creative people at its best. Basically any stable city. In the middle of it all is Liberty Park, which for the humans, is a recreational place of beauty and nature. For the animals, it comes down to survival, just as per usual with anything in the wild. An organized group of these critters have found unorthodox ways to survive in the past, almost thriving at one point.
“Come on Surly, you know they need you for this!” Andie claims, her orange-ish red fur getting ruffled up.
“Oh please...you really think we need to go out of our way to get THOSE?!” Surly brushes off, looking away from the red squirrel. “Have you seen the peanut brittle factory downtown, it’s just mwuah! Magnifico!” The purple squirrel gushes.
Andie grabs the day-dreaming squirrel, telling him “Listen, if you don’t do this…” The red squirrel pulls out her own peanut brittle nut of her ow
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Trapsneeze: A Gia Sneezefic [F+Anthro+Madacascar]
The Circus Zaragoza is a special circus, one performed and ran by entertaining animals, and you think the authorities would crack down on that sort of thing. Well they’ve got some luck to say the least. Ranging from death-defying stunts to elegant acrobatics, Zaragoza got it all. Some even say “10/10 would circus again”, let’s just see how well they’ll perform this time…
Part of the circus’ “‘round the world in 50 flips” tour, the group shows different states around the world different cultures through their amazing stunts with culturally themed stadiums and attire. This time around, their going to bring China to Ireland. The leader of the group, Alex the Lion, has set-up the show to be heavily inspired from ancient China. With swords flying and beautiful fireworks at the ready, this show should go as per usual.
“Come on, Gia! Where’s can-do attitude?” Alex sung, seeing his jaguar friend looking small.
Shakin
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Defending the Defense[F+Anthro]
Why did it have to come to this? Not for the first time, an imposing, large, and very impressive creature asked herself. She was a dragon for crying out loud! She was a warrior, not some pushover that got dragged into some puny squabbles. In her normal form these worthless trivial matters would never have concerned her. However…ever since that fateful day…
The creature tried to shake her head fiercely, knowing for certain it was in vain. She couldn’t shake off the feelings she had developed for another. Seraphina was a creature of incredible potential. Standing at a large height of a full ten feet, she was a dragon that no one wanted to mess with. She was powerful, clever, and very fast. Using more than just her large physical body to get things done, Seraphina was well known in her community for being able to use her keen senses to figure problems out.
The feelings she had acquired were…complicated. She was a fire dragoness, and very proud to be one, but ever s
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PHD in Chemistry [F+Animaniacs+Minerva Mink]
Minerva, what a beautiful mink. Minerva Mink, a fine girl who could woo any fellow forest critter just by her presence yet couldn’t help but fall to the same fate of being in awe just like her admirers when she saw a handsome hunk that rivaled her feminine beauty. Today was just another day, another problem.
The curvaceous wonder was waltzing as per usual, stunning the wildlife as the mink made long, satisfying strides as she showed off her silky smooth legs, laced with pearly white fur. “Oh mama!!” a beaver exclaimed, his teeth chattering down a pseudo-dam  he was just building, destroying it in his excitement.
Sitting suggestively on a low-hanging tree branch, Minerva’s blue lids sparkled as her eyes glistened in the sunlight. A red rooster glowed a more natural red, drooling over the mink’s surreal gaze. The farm bird rubbed his red neck to ease the tension before flying off in a burst of lust.
Right before Minerva was gonna go beyond the realm of
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[F+Anthro] Sick, Sneezy Sharkie
Angel was a great white shark with a more than obvious passion for being by the beach. She was taking some time to herself outside of her beach-side penthouse, setting a towel down with a sizeable umbrella for some cool shade. As she smoothed out her towel, a regrettable sniff escaped her snout. She knew from the start this was gonna be a long day.
Lounging not too far from her was Sam the otter, wearing an aptly bikini for the warm, seaside weather. Putting on a subtle smile, Sam waved “Hey, Angel!” she greeted loud and clearly. Rubbing away the grains of sand stuck in her snout, Angel waved with a free hand, greeting “Hiya! Glad to see ya here!” She sniffled.
Sam frowned, seeing Angel having issues with the sand. She tried to laugh it off “Heh, never thought I’d see a shark allergic to sand.” Angel nodded with a sneeze “Hepchiiie!” She ran her wrist against her snout, responding with “Yeah, it’s usually fine…
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[F + Anthro] Needle in a Hay Stack
It was only a few weeks ago that she asked her friend to borrow something, and the needy kangaroo was already regretting it. One of her friends from her work would always be giving people things to borrow. Usually if that person never came back with what they borrowed, they’d get a face full of fist before losing any trust they had with each other. Leah wasn’t so much worried about the fight part so much as letting down her friend. When she found out that this friend of hers needed back their unusual screwdriver, her heart raced as she was rushing back home as fast as one could in rush hour traffic.
Her paw shook as it wiggled the door open, bursting through it. Her mind immediately thought to check her kitchen junk drawer first. She briskly hopped over to it and pulled the neglected thing open. Dust poofed from it as her senses felt foreign to the contents of the drawer, with her eyes unable to spot anything disterable to a screwdriver and most importantly, her wide nose d
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(F+Anthro) Flower Parade
    “Go big or go home”. One of many cliches you could say about florists whenever the flower parade takes place every year. A bashful ‘coon girl let out a big sigh as the fanfare for the parade began. She secured her sheets over herself, muffling the bombastic noise coming from her apartment window. A distinct whistle screeched from the gleeful crowd, heating up the irked raccoon.
    Ripping the covers away from herself, the angered raccoon briskly rubbed her baggy eyes. She threw the sheets to the side as she paced to her dresser, pulling her clothes on impatiently. Her slim, red shirt and thin, grey pants wrinkled from the stress passed on by the wearer.
    Tossing herself towards the bathroom, she grabbed the sides of the sink and sighed. As she slowly reached for a toothbrush labeled “Viola”, rambunctious hyenas screamed as the predictable guest celebrity appeared from a float. The grey mammal gritted her teeth, brushin
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A Date Gone Horribly Wrong
Undyne was in her room, getting ready for the date she was about to have with Alphys. She was very excited about it, and she had everything planned out. Everything was going to be great, and there was absolutely NO way this could go wrong! Well... At least, thats what Undyne thought.
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"Ready yet?"
Undyne smiled and started texting her back.
"Ye, you ready?"
The rest of the conversation went as such.
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"I remember that now"
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It was late at night, and it was the tail end of a certain doberman’s shift. The black and brown canine never let up when it was the final hours, they figured they’d look drab and uncaring. Two things that simply were not the oath of a police officer. However, patrolling the same corners does make one look quite tired.

Nikki was an advocate of all or nothing, usually passing out as soon as she got home and stacking up on grub to eat in the morning to make up for her lack of dinner. No one could tell, but the proud doberman was often on empty most of the time. Nothing would ever bring her down, not a thing.

Resting her muzzle on a creased paw, the female officer looked around to spot any acts fit for a ticket, let alone direct confrontation. Nikki was quite familiar with her route, so much so that she was confident in taking a minor break at the nearby cafe. She pulled her muscle car over and took seat.

The doberman made sure to get a good view of the outside, considering she was still on duty. A lady came by and asked what she wanted, to where she bluntly said. “Just a coffee.”

The waitress took a look at the focuses officer, seeing a strained look in her eye. The woman grew more and more worried as she prepared the coffee, pouring it while she felt grief for the distracted lady. Bringing the drink over the Nikki, she tapped the dog’s shoulder and said.

“Here’s your coffee...I bet this place is pretty safe as is, you sure you don’t wanna call it a night? I can call 911 and all.” The waitress offered, twiddling her thumbs while clasping her hands together nervously.

Nikki bit her lip, drank some coffee and replied “My health doesn’t matter if you’re not safe.” Raindrops lightly hit the window, drowning her voice ever so slightly. The doberman gulped some of the coffee and handed it back to the lady. “Have a good night.” She smiled, walking out the door.

Her socks made contact with the dampened cement becoming wet from the rain showers hitting it. She rolled her feet around in her shoes before walking onward. Nikki has a sliver of a thought telling her that she needed to get in the car faster, but that would merely contradict her display of confidence not a few moments ago. She walked slowly to the patrol car in an almost angsty fashion, paying no mind to the cold, irritating rain petals sloshing on her snout and ruining what bits of hair were exposed in spite of the hat she’s wearing.

The officer was in her seat and ready to drive off, but was given a bothersome case of the sniffles as a send off gift. She snorted forcefully to throw off any notion the rain was gonna get to her. The law doesn’t have sick days, does it?

Nikki put her vehicle in gear and pulled out, hearing only the faint sound of her roaring engine. The dog was actually hoping to not have any troublemakers at this point. As her car stopped at a stop sign, she took a close look at her nose. The black and plump thing was acting as if it was on some oversized jackhammer. She scrunched her muzzle sharply and shook her head to the side, only to feel her nostrils pulsate visibly.

She couldn’t go a whole block without her nose reminding her how important it was. The itch within her sinuses burned her long, sleek muzzle. Her nose couldn’t go five seconds breathing without sniffing the wrong o2 and tickling her nose more. Even the surface of her nose was itchy, the kind that you get from a rash of sorts. The doberman’s hands were weary while driving, wanting nothing more than to dig her claws up against her grand and flaring nares.

oh come on, I’m driving here.” The doberman complained again, her shivering nose shaking enough to get in the way of her vision just a tad. She rolled her eyes as her peepers decided to cross themselves against her will, looking at her nose constantly. Nikki mentally pried her eyes to pay more attention to the road, her driving slowing down as a result.

A screaming engine was all that took for all of Nikki’s senses to pay mind to the job at hand. She flipped her siren on and followed the speeding driver seamlessly. It didn’t take long for the citizen to pull over. The officer took a moment to get her bearings together, pinching her nose to will her whole body into her control.

Just taking a simple step from her car triggered a larger wiggle to occur in the canine’s highly sensitive nose, the malleable organ growing more sensitive by the second. Nikki took the time to jam her thumb against the squishy and large septum of her round nose to push the itch back before she’d get embarrassed in front of the fellow.

Sniffing deeply through her nose, another problem arose. The rain slamming her snout was getting sucked up, even without the willful inhalation she just committed. If she were to plug her nose, the water would still manage to moisten her finger and thumb and tingle the sniffer drastically. She finally made her way to the driver.

Knocking on his window, she aimed a flashlight at the lady sitting in the dark and made her claim.

“Excuihh-excuse me, do you know huihhhow fast you were going?” Nikki asked rhetorically, feeling as though she was speaking to a brick wall.

The tan, poodle girl put her phone down and asked kindly “Sorry, I didn’t get that.” She admitted, gritting her teeth in worry.

The doberman sighed again, this time doing so through her mouth while pinching her muzzle. She smiled a bit at her frustration giving her some room to tend to her snout some more. Nikki smiled and repeated “How fast wuihhh…” The canine paused, putting a finger up to the lady while curving a gentle finger against her equally gentle and sensitive nose.

The poodle rose a hand and asked “Um...you need a moment?” She tilted her head and squinted.

“Nuihhh! I Juihaihhaaaa!” Nikki struggled to voice out, her black and squishy nose bathing in the rain tapping it’s bouncy surface. The doberman twisted her finger and struck a knuckle at her nose, pulling at the septum of her broad and round nose with every scrap at a nostril giving a minor victory, but only for the surface of the nose’s scratching needs. The tingle evolving in her long snout was underway, requiring a shortcut from the police officer.

“You were goingtoofast and hihhhh...hiehihhh...heresuihhhhh-a tihhhhckehhhh!” Nikki launched her snout to the sky, slicing her right nostrils with the tip of her right thumb making a sharp, punching motion on it as it sways the end of her thumb around the right side of it, massaging it just a bit.

The doberman’s hands could only fiddle with her notebook and to have it fall out of her pocket, for her nose was taking full control. Both hands reaching forward and squeezed a thumb and finger against the ends of her nostrils, yanking and pulling them as best she could. Her foolish attempt only allowed more rain to flood her nose before a sudden and long pause occured.

Neither the officer nor the driver knew what was to be of her nose. Nikki couldn’t feel a single itch bother her nose whatsoever. Out of sheer curiosity, the doberman took a sniff, convulsing her face in turn.

“RREEEEHHCIHEWWWWY!! Guihh-gonna Guihhh-gachiewww! Sneeze agahihhhhh...Hupchieahhhh! stuihhh….stahihhhhhh….Haaaatchii! Chiewwww!” Nikki exploded to the side, giving the poodle a spectacle of loud and bombastic sneezes right next to her.

A piercing and lengthy sniffle left the doberman as she dragged a finger gingerly across her soft and tortured sniffer. She could just feel her nose eager for round 2, but she just couldn’t take it anymore.

“Duihh...don’t teihchiewww!” Nikki sneezed again, this time into her sleeve. She began again, but shoved a finger to her nose to combat the eerily familiar tickle. “Don’t tell anyone this, but Ihihh-I’m gonna let ya loose. This thing right here is buihhh...buihhchihtskkkk! Being a pain!” Nikki stifled, sneezing her way to her car while being waved away by a meek “Thank you.” from the poodle girl as she drove away.

The officer got her car in gear while getting a good look at her nose again. She giggled, rubbing her palm around her nose while saying “Heh, yuihhh-you silly little thing. *sniff sniff*” The tickle grew a bit, but she caught some incense into her sinused, calming her. “At leahihh...least you still do what you do best.” She booped her nose, and drove home.
After watching a great stream by twitter.com/pointedfox, I think I might just make a story with Krystal again. More research must be done this time, I haven't researched her quite enough. Hope to write a story by the end of the week or sooner at least. :)
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Friday evening has passed and it was 10 AM on a sunny Saturday morning. Retsuko’s calendar was marked this weekend for a exciting event to take place. For the entire previous week, the red panda was getting so excited for this date. She’d get a bit too excited and end up annoying her boss by being happy and slacking off from daydreaming. All the small panda was thinking right now though, was about whether to abuse her weekend a bit and sleep a few more hours.

A faint twitch from her nose became her weekend alarm clock for her. Retsuko slowly lifted her head up, rubbing her eyes simultaneously. She gave off a light yawn and slid off her bed and into some slippers. She went over to get her clothes for the day by first checking the closet. The small room was empty as the red panda opened the door to it. She groaned, moving to her pile of dirty clothes.

Picking out a pair of clothes to wear, she double checked them by giving them all a quick sniff. Her nose was stuffed, but she only assumed garments didn’t smell horrible. The striped panda put on the stinky clothes and made her way towards the bathroom.

While in the hallway, Retsuko was becoming more awake and more aware. A muggy wave of heat hit her head like a hurricane, ticking a nerve in the red panda’s tiny body. Just before entering the bathroom, she took a look at her thermostat.

“Huh, must be a sauna.” She waved a hand at her face and shrugged off the cold building up inside her.

Retsuko shut the door behind her, finally in the bathroom. Her hand pulled the mirror door open and grabbed some makeup to paint on her eyes. She placed some mascara on a flat surface of the sink and twisted it open. Lifting it to her eyelashes, the black instrument’s chemical scent clashed against her sinuses. A wiggle and flare took place on her snout again, this time with the striped panda’s full attention.

”Guh! This mascara doesn’t like me today. Whatever” Retsuko said mentally with a shake of her head.

Having the beauty tool reach her eyes, she went about her minor job of touching up her eyes a bit. She finished moments afterwards, putting the mascara away and making sure it didn’t get too close to her black and round nose. She closed the mirror with the beauty product inside of it and stepped out of the bathroom.

After sleepily making it past the living room, the red panda shook her slippers off and put placed conveniently placed socks and shoes from the front door and onto her feet. Shaking her legs a bit, the small mammal is within her fairly small kitchen.

“Ugh...just what I needed.” The tired Retsuko announces softly, staring at a coffee maker on a counter. She grabbed some milk from the fridge and a container of coffee beans from a nearby cupboard. Her hands grabbed a coffee container and let the milk and grounded beans enter it. After pressing the button for the coffee to start, Retsuko passed out on the counter and depended on the coffee maker to beep as her alarm.

While fast asleep, she saw a blurry vision of her own imagination. All she could make out was Fenneko in the driver’s seat of a sedan. They were to go somewhere fun for the weekend, but she was told it was gonna be a surprise. All the red panda could imagine was bright rainbows in her path and some nice mountains, neat. Retsuko gave a light smile, leaning back in her plush car seat. The car she was in passed under a bridge, and the scenery cut into a dreary rainstorm. She blinked surprisingly, looking out to the right. Some rain droplets hit her muzzle, making it fairly ticklish. This irritating swept her out of the odd dream, slowly hearing the coffee machine get louder as the red panda became more awake.

“Oh god, oh god, oh god!” Retsuko panicked, pulling the coffee mug out of the machine. Deciding to drink out of the mug directly instead of pouring it into a smaller mug, she began twisting off the foldable lid to drink it more easily. Her hands moved slower and slower, swaying towards her face instead. The front of her muzzle twitched while her eyes looked upwards. A single finger was inches away from her nose, but it was too late.

“Gachieww!” Retsuko sniffled, sliding the side of her hand against her pert and dark nose. Recovering from the recoil her snout caused, she lowered her head to find coffee all over her counter. The red panda’s eyes widened at it, putting the coffee to the side and pulled a roll of paper towels to fix the mess.

She made sure not to waste too much and meticulously ripped 3 pieces to absorb it all. A tickle formed back in her nose, stealing Retsuko’s attention. She wriggled her nose to combat the bothersome itch in her snout, trying her best to move the cloth to the stain with confidence. It took only a few moments for the lady to submit to her nose of all things, jamming the paper towel against her nose roughly.

She pinched her nose with the towel still in a hand, hoping to coax the itch away. Her nose, however, had other plans. It shook her grip enough to suck the needed air to cause another blast. Clasping both hands on the towel, she let her head move naturally by pointing high up to start.

“Gehihh...ehhh...chiewww.” Retsuko sneezed lightly, mushing the towel against her nose to wipe it. Her eyes grew heavy, her body much in need for the sharp and boring taste of coffee. Smushing her nose with one hand up and down the plump surface of it, the small panda’s other hand grabbed the coffee and moved it to her lips. She grasped her nose as she swallowed some, doing this again and again.

After only a few gulps, the itch in her nose wanted some more action, more recognition. The panda girl took a steaming look at the her nose with crossing eyes, fuming at the seams for how eager her own nose was to ruin her day. She reached into her pocket, ready to talk down how insignificant it was and how she had very important plans, but a large wriggle came from it and proved otherwise.

“Duihhh...don’t! HihahhhH! Stop ihihhh...it.” Retsuko whined, swinging a finger against her nose as quickly as possible. After a few short moments, she paused a bit to see how her nose felt. Her sniffer responded with an erratic wriggle from her muzzle and an involuntary sniffle out of her nose. Her curved finger pushed onto her nose so hard it hurt and brushed it so hard it became a bit numb, but still awfully ticklish.

Retsuko thought that punishing her nose was the most fair thing to do to put it in it’s place, since her nose punished her as well with repulsive sneezes.

“Hihhh...come ohihh!” The red panda hitched again, frustrated at the agony her nose was putting her through. She stepped it up a notch and flipped her hand for it’s backside to face her nose.

Clenching a fist, she dragged her knuckles horizontally across her small, sensitive red panda nose. Every single knuckle yanked and pulled at her nostrils, contorting their flaring shape further. She crossed her eyes again, noticing her muzzle obeying her a bit. She hoped that was the case, for her arm was tiring quite a bit. Retsuko struggled this much against a minor sneeze.

The red panda then let loose for a tiny bit, giving her nose the cue to explode in itchiness. Retsuko’s eyes popped as both of her hands clamped over her snout, the thing shaking from all the resistance it had to endure. Raising her head yet again, she began her horrible, horrible song once more.

“REhihhh...ahhhh...REchieeahhh!” She sneezes awkwardly, off-put by the strange sound she made from sneezing. She sniffled and snorted briefly and entered a dreaded phase she was not looking forward to. Her head burned and her limbs became noodles, more so than if she would have sneezed naturally. She felt awfully weak and disappointed.

“Oh, come ohhhachiewww!” Retsuko sneezed again, being very unfit for travel beyond her bedroom.

Gripping the walls for support, the red panda made her way back to her bedroom. She swung an arm lazily at her phone and dialed Fenneko’s number. Retsuko gave her the news of her newly acquired illness and was left with more sorrow when her fennec friend had nothing but sadness to her. She hung up the phone and pulled some tissues up, hoping to at the very least, not sneeze all day.

“Muihhh-maybe I’ll get some sleep todahhhchieww!...nevermind…” The red panda complained, sniffling into one of many tissues after a shockingly familiar sneeze.
Krystal: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/ss…

Maid Marian: vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sc…



Staring out a window pane, a red vixen sighed at the rain lightly sprinkling her view to the outside world. It’s been several days since Robin Hood has come back from his much needed vacation. Maid Marian isn’t foolish, she wouldn’t dare think poorly of the male fox’s absence, she praises it, among other things. Yes, he should be allowed with as much time as he needs, but there’s only so much pretentious cleaning one can do on their own before they begin to question if it even matters.

Marian has been cleaning this oak wood house for three years, doing everything someone with her name would imply. Sweeping, organizing, polishing...dusting, all were second nature to the vixen. At this time in her life, she couldn’t help but think of what she could’ve done with her life and why she would choose this path out of all of them.

A raindrop leaks from the now ajar window, startling the pondering housewife. She blank suddenly, rubbing her eyes as she looked more closely at the clouds. A stark hole appeared in the floating vapor with smoke trails following quickly there after. A large crunch struck Marian’s eardrums, the canine wincing dramatically.

A women from the distance could be heard screaming “Oh my goodness!” from a distance, reacting to the surprise from the heavens. This triggered the maid to get out of her confindments to see what was going on. Her hands gripped the window and pushed it down, using the space granted to squeeze out of the window as she gripped a master key for her hopeful return.

Holding her skirt up and tip-toeing as swiftly as the fair Marian could fathom, the maid finally reached the crash site. Once there, the vixen could only assume this person was crushed by an unidentifiable object. The vixen calmly pushed her way to the front of the crowd that built up over the phenomenon. What messenger awaited them, sending something so...odd?

Marian approached the crater formed from the crash, spontaneously triggering the last spurt from one of the crushed exhaust pipes. She gasped, but bravely drew nearer to the unknown entity. Hesitantly, the red vixen touched an arm that was poking from the rubble. The arm moved.

Out from the ashes, rose an unusually colored vixen in an extremely tight and blue outfit. The entire crowd gasped, eyeing the women in amazement. Some of those eyes belonged to smirking lads, which were quickly redirected by the wives standing closely behind them. The blue vixen coughed thickly before hanging a hand above her eyes to make out what was in front of her.

Feeling an odd desire to take initiative, Marian pulled the women from the very shallow hole. “Aaiyyy! Your burning! I’ll fix ya right up!” Marian assured to the familiar looking alien. “Yay, ol’ Robin’s gal!” A booming voice said in the back to the two vixens. Maid Marian groaned at the lack of true recognition, moseying along.

A few feet from the house and the blue figure shoved herself off of the kind Maid. She brushed herself off and pulled out her EMD (Emergency Messaging Device) similar to an impatient child pulling their phone out after promptly reaching any sort of dining place. The canine was flustered as she began messaging someone from up above.

Wacky and obscure noises came from the blue vixen, spiking Marian’s curiosity and to prompt a question “Um...ma’am? What is…” She got closer to the distracted lady, observing the artifact that she was sticking her nose towards. “That?” Marian finished, pointing at the EMD.

Instinctively, the alien swung her EMD away and read the message she got back. Her muzzle furrowed and her hand clenched the device. She cursed at the sky and nearly slammed the EMD down, but recollected to be resourceful and huffed through her snout to suffice her anger.

The blue vixen slicked her head back, still heated over her current problem. She looked at the gown-wearing vixen, grinning slightly at the kindness she’s been shown for crashing in. Sliding her EMD into her pocket, she approached the worried red vixen and introduced herself. “Sorry ‘bout that, just trying to get back home.” She glanced at the sky, then back at the other vixen. “Name’s Krystal, and that’s all to my name, dear.” Her eyes brightened as she extended a furry hand.

Blushing, the flattered red vixen stretched her arm to Krystal “Pleasure to meet you!” After a brief shake of the hand, Marian took a step back, held her skirt up in respect and bowed down. “Maid Marian.” She rose up, staring gleefully eye to eye towards the blue vixen. She turned to the side, letting Krystal get a view of the nearby door.

Krystal nodded, making a shallow stride to the house. Before she could touch the door handle, Marian rushed in to open the door for her. The sturdy wood jammed itself against Krystal’s snout momentarily. “HIshhhh!” Krystal exclaimed, rubbing her palm on her mildly throbbing nose. The female fox deathly gazed at the thoughtless maid, softening her stare being met with an apologetic sight.

The maid was eager to treat her guest well, speed walking past the traveler. Before getting to the kitchen, she glances at the blue fox’s vision. Krystal’s eyes are staring at Robin’s loose gold sitting on a desk near her. Marian knows any lower classmen would beg for gold, or anyone at all. The vixen’s tail droops as she misses the days of dreaming to be rich, she already was.

Gold? Just lying around?! Krystal had to get some, it was her only chance. The space pilot leaned a hand on the desk with gold. She cleared her voice unnaturally and asked “Is there any way to acquire funds?” She chuckled, her throat dry from the off-ness of her sentence.

The red fox lady’s ears perked, hearing that magic phrase enter the air of audibility. She quickly turned around and said “Please take this and this, and wear this.” Swiftly, she handed the blue vixen a duster, pan and a spare maid outfit to not dirty up her own clothes. Oh and if you dust those awful books right there, I’ll give you...20 gold coins!” She said, smiling like a child getting candy during Halloween.

Marian saw the scared but confident nod from the startled Krystal and ran to Robin’s lounging chair, attempting to simulate Robin watching her dusting. She got to the edge of the seat and waited for the overwhelmed vixen to get to work.

Krystal blinked in shock, the women had quite a lot of energy for being a typical housewife. She shook her head and placed the gown over her and got her tools ready. Her head inched towards the books, but her nose was riled up and wanted to leave the face of the blue vixen, shaking a bit. This Star Fox pilot was certain this wasn’t gonna be a good time for her, but she didn’t really have a choice.

Reaching as far as the relaxing Marian could reach, she managed to grab some needle and yarn. Her eyes grew heavy as the wife dreamed of Robin’s return, her hands knitting a heart naturally. Before evening making a full loop, she let her hands go and laid soundly on the chair she sat in.

“Gehihh...hmm!” Krystal hitched, grabbing her nose as she glanced at the snoozing vixen. The blue maid hummed softly, glad the workload wasn’t anything too tight on her. She took this valuable time to observe the stack of books, hoping to find a way to get closer without triggering her pesky nares.

They flinched again, sniffing autonomously at the sudden entrance of some loose dust. Krystal snorted through her snout to startle her nose’s endeavors. The flustered lady crossed her eyes to confront the rising concern. She analyzed large bumps and wrinkles appearing sporadically on her fair muzzle. Gritting her teeth, the extraterrestrial canine shifted gears and worked more tirelessly on the task at hand, coming off as more desperate.

The Star Fox co-pilot’s ear twitched, vibrating at the sound of sleep talking. Turning her head, she indeed confirmed her suspicions as she saw the gown covered madam kicking her feet back with an arm resting effortlessly behind her head. This minor distraction let her nose pick up more of the painfully itchy dust whilst being sent far up her muzzle, deep into her sinuses.

An eye popped open from the blue maid, wincing harshly at the sharp growth in the tickle that was dancing in her muzzle. She wiped her hands on her pristine and white gown, making sure there was no dust to be spread for what she needed to do. The impatient sniffer quivered some more, sending a hand swiftly to the poor thing.

It was then that Krystal was at the unfortunate will of the dust residing inside her. She was combating her nose with a hesitant struggle with an itch much more powerful than any trick. Yet, her palm slide up and down the face of her black, plup nose. The squishy thing easily moved by swipes sending the nostrils vertically with it. Her nostrils twitched a fiercer twitch.

This send her tougher appendages into play, scrapping her nostrils with knuckles circling the nose holes as the stretched and squashed rythemically. It almost felt like nothing good was happening out of it, but the contortion of her poor, squishy nose wasn’t hurting it either. Krystal’s sniffling and snorting grew to the sound of a freight train equal to her desperation.

After a loud snort, Marian woke up feeling groggy. It felt like she had slept for an hour when it was only 10 minutes. She glided a hand over her forehead and sat up, looking to the sniffling maid. For a mere moment, the red vixen had sympathy. Perhaps the newcomer would have quite a show to put on, if only she had gotten any work done.

Her jaw dropped when her eyes met the bookcase, the thing still littered with dust. Eyes twitching and head fuming, the maid did what she knew best and took large, booming steps towards Krystal. Grabbing the tools, she yelled “What the bloody hell is this?” Marian complained as she aggressively got ready to demonstrate what to do.

Lifting the pan and duster, Marian raised her nose in pride and instructed “It’s reaaaally simple, all you have to do is sweep like this, catch it and then...puihhh…” the red vixen hitched, catching some dust in her nose from her abrasive brushes.

The tools dropped abruptly, as did some dust. Krystal noticed this with her irritated nose as it was finally sent over the edge. She pushed the side of her nose with a thumb while a finger pressed against the front of it as a plea for the itching to stop. With her snout raising as high as possible, her nose finally won. “Hihhh-ehhh! Guihhh-huhhh-Hreechiehhh! Gughciew!” The blue vixen blew, sniffling into her now wet finger.

Waving a hand in front of her nose, Marian was almost convinced this was calling the sneeze fairy to tend to her awful, awful nose. After being blasted by the blue vixen, she snorted, almost coughing as the size of her nostrils expanded the inch needed to outperform her finger. Wiggling a finger up and down her round nose, a hand clasped over her muzzle to catch the unspeakable to the best of it’s ability. “Ohhh-oh muihhh...rechiewwww! Uhchiew.” Marian finished softly, sending a tingle out of her nose.

After the performance of both of them, the maid of the house thought it was time for Krystal to go on her way. She stood up and sniffed deeply to get her thoughts together. A large puff of dust hit her nose, widening her eyes. Rapidly, a slender finger struck her tender sniffer. The head of the red vixen rising as quickly as she rubbed the end of her snout. “Ehpchiew.” She sneezed softly again, releasing the remainder of the ticklish dust.

“I think your services are greatly appreciated.” Marian giggled nervously. “But I think it’s better if you gooo…” The maid suggested, placing 50 gold pieces in the blue woman’s hand.

Her jaw agape, Krystal bowed down herself and went on her way. She took her EMD out and called a traveling party with a handsome offer. With that offer, a vessel came unusually fast and sweeped her up, taking her to Corneria.

As the blue vixen left, Marian couldn’t help but wonder to herself. She thought “Is this really my calling?” her mind suggested as the fox lady approached the dusty book cover. Sniffling and sliding a finger at her pesky nose, she smiled with a hitch. “Yes, and I wouldn’t trade it for thihhh...the world.” Smiling, she went about her day fixing up the house as per usual.

Later on, a knock on the door and a rustle of the door handle came about. A handsome fox pushed the door open with a smirking smile, greeting “I’m home darling.” The maid she came home to was not just a maid to him, but a sweet and charming gal.
After watching a great stream by twitter.com/pointedfox, I think I might just make a story with Krystal again. More research must be done this time, I haven't researched her quite enough. Hope to write a story by the end of the week or sooner at least. :)

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