This is the last thing I thought would be happening today. Then again, who could have seen this coming?
I’m getting ahead of myself. Let me explain.
First off let me give you some background info.
The name’s Buffy. Yes Buffy, like the vampire slayer. In fact that’s who my my parents named me after. With a name like that it’s no wonder I ended up in what job I did.
Growing up was Hell. I was a chubby little girl having never really lost all the baby fat. Then the kids found out Buffy The Vampire Slayer was a thing. I was the complete opposite of Sarah Michelle Gellar in every way. Rather than being a thin blonde kick ass cheerleader I was short, fat, brunette, and couldn’t punch my way out of a wet paper bag. Not a good combination while in grade school.
So I was teased on all those factors on a daily basis until puberty hit. It was really good to me. All the ba