So, my first blog post (or journal post, if you Deviant folk want to get picky). Whatever shall I do? I should probably introduce myself (one has to be polite in civil company, don't-cha-know), but how to do it?
Well, I could go down the Fyodor Dostoyevsky route (which is much more fun to say when drunk, trust me), something like:
"I am a sick man . . . I am a spiteful man."
Buuuuuut... for that to work I'd need to change my name to something decidedly more Russian, and I can't be arsed. So how about the classic:
"If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy child