By El Gordito
Dave was just about ready to leave the office when his boss, Dan, asked him to come over to his office. He stepped in and was asked to sit down. "Dave, Biotech has made a new chemical and we need someone to test it on. It's perfectly safe but we are required to test it on humans. You would get 5 extra dollars an hour for testing it."
"What does it do?" Dave asked.
"It allows the body to use energy more efficiently and store fat more readily. It also is extremely high in calories and fat. So basically it makes people gain weight. In famined areas this chemical will help people survive."
Dave didn't like the idea of gaining weight, but needed the money. "Alright. How does it work and when do I start?"
"Just drop one drop of this liquid" Dan held up a bottle with an eye dropper top "in a glass of water each morning. That'll put on a pound a day. You'll start tomorrow morning. You also have to keep a weekly journal and attend a weekly photo shoot. All extra expenses like clot