The funny thing is that all the victim did was exist, wear skinny khaki shorts, and be something of a nerd. Which got him kicked in the balls and wedgied. It's so over the top ridiculous that I can't help but love it.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo ufffffmmmmmmmmppppphhhhhh oooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *Falls to my knees clutching my crotch tears in my eyes* ahhhhhhhhh *Panting* ah aha ah owwwwie "Why?"
"Not wait not a Wedgie please please please *Whimpers* PLEASE I'm just a nerd I'm just nerd! Not a WEDGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *I feel my briefs shoot up my back and tug tight against my ass and junk* Owwwwwwwiieeeeee please let go! PLEASE