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The First Hyes

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Hyes, Hyes, Hyes, Hyes
Show me you moves, O Internet!

The First Hyes, the Falcon did say
Was to certain poor Smashers while in basements they play
In basements playing "en-sixty-four"
Saw a screen warning of a new challengor.

Hyes, Hyes, Hyes, Hyes
Show me you moves, O Internet!

They looked up and saw a Paawnch!
Obscene in it's power all enemies launch
And to gamers it gave great Lolz
And spread they it winter, spring, summer, and fall.

Hyes, Hyes, Hyes, Hyes
Show me you moves, O Internet!
My offering to the Church of Falcon.

Only two verses, because poetry is hard. Additional verses by others are extremely appreciated.

Captain Falcon is (c) Nintendo and other people, probably other people.
The First Noel is (c) Public Domain
The Church of Falcon was established by ~YattaroSB
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All I have to say is... "HYES!"