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Meet Burgundy "Bunny" ElmSnapshot: Audiophile, very relaxed, aspiring cardiovascular surgeon, med-school graduate, dirty mouth, enjoys conversation, discarded maintenance robot Height: about average ~180cm (~5'10) Weight: very light, above average for Moscow Alignment: Lawful Neutral Combat Style: Neutrality, threats Weapons: Words, other people Armor: Cross-n-Crescent Jacket, knee-pads, C-n-C construction helmet, outdoor work gloves, sneakers Baggage: messenger bag carrying med supplies, gym bag carrying other eqipment Inventory: Medical: Surgical tools (folded carbon-steel scalpels, steel forceps, tweezers, scissors, etc), bandages, surg...

Jaq's stomach growled. "Shut up, shut up," she muttered, "I know I'm hungry." She picked up a once-white sports bra off the ground, sniffed it, wrinkled her nose, and put it on anyway. She looked down at the panties she wore; they were stretched out and holes were developing along the elastic. "Hey Nana," she glanced at the robbie, already dressed and arming herself, "These the best pair I have?"Nana looked, then nodded, her expression apologetic.Jaq turned back to the tedious task of finding wearable clothing. "God dammit I need some clothes." She dug two pairs of mostly intact jeans from a pile in the corner, and compared them for a few ...

(Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!)The alarm clock in Nana's head was chiming.(Wakeupwakeup!)She opened her eyes.(Good girl! Goodgirlgoodgirl!) Nana imagined tiny fingers pressing the reward section of her brain. If she focused, she could almost feel them....She sat up, rubbed her eyes. The window shade across the room from the carbon-glass barrier was reddening with fading sunset.Little Jaqqy slept nearby, a curled ball under fluffy sheets, in the pink, once-fluffy bed meant for the little girl she'd been almost a decade ago. Her short, grease-spiked, and permanently blood-stained hair had dyed the center of the pillow a disgusting green-brown.T...

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