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I sure do love cats Major General Whiskers I bow down to you

I was walking home

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I was walking home

As I was walking past your house I decided to sneak in, quiet as a mouse. Up to your bedroom I silently crept, and stood over the bed in which you slept. I watched you sleep for a little while, your life in my hands, a crooked smile. I raised the block, you would soon be dead. I brought it down upon your head.

Peculiar Surroundings

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Peculiar Surroundings

I awoke to find myself in a most peculiar place, it was like nothing I had ever seen. The grass beneath my shoe covered feet looked incredibly lush, almost good enough to eat should eating have occured to me. The spatters of trees stood tall and proud, their branches heaving under the weight of their luscious emerald leaves. I found my gaze slowly rise over the horizon to find that the sky was adorned with the most vivid rainbows anyone was likely to ever see. Picture a small child being asked to paint a rainbow; bold, bright colours and thick segments of colour, and you'll have an idea of what I was seeing. After a few minutes of gawping at
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FUR

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FUR

I sure do love cats Major General Whiskers I bow down to you

I was walking home

I

I was walking home

As I was walking past your house I decided to sneak in, quiet as a mouse. Up to your bedroom I silently crept, and stood over the bed in which you slept. I watched you sleep for a little while, your life in my hands, a crooked smile. I raised the block, you would soon be dead. I brought it down upon your head.

Peculiar Surroundings

P

Peculiar Surroundings

I awoke to find myself in a most peculiar place, it was like nothing I had ever seen. The grass beneath my shoe covered feet looked incredibly lush, almost good enough to eat should eating have occured to me. The spatters of trees stood tall and proud, their branches heaving under the weight of their luscious emerald leaves. I found my gaze slowly rise over the horizon to find that the sky was adorned with the most vivid rainbows anyone was likely to ever see. Picture a small child being asked to paint a rainbow; bold, bright colours and thick segments of colour, and you'll have an idea of what I was seeing. After a few minutes of gawping at

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My Bio
I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
For goodness' sake, don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
Just look them up - and goose and choose,
And cork and work, and card and ward,
And font and front, and word and sword,
And do and go, and thwart and cart -
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd mastered it when I was five!

-Anonymous

Plushies!? D:

Plushies!? D:

Yes, I have started on ANOTHER art form. -_- Now not only do I attempt to write and fold origami (while making terrible quality tutorials) I also make plushies! I made my first ever one last night and I was pleasantly surprised at how well it turned out. I thought there would be stuffing popping out all over the place. :slow: I can't show you because it's private and personal but I will make another one soon so I'll put a picture up then. Also, depending on how well it goes and what people think then I might consider making them for people? For money of course. :paranoid: I'll remind you all if/when I put up a picture of my next one.

tl,dr

tl,dr

I have a Formspring as of yesterday. Ask me a question. :flirty: http://www.formspring.me/Thiefy If you're reading this then you'll probably be disappointed at what lies below. Ten things about me: 01. When I leave the house I have to push and pull the door a couple of times, just to make sure it's actually shut and won't open when I walk off. 02. I have a teeny scar on my left cheek from where I fell out of bed when I was a wee tiddler. 03. I have a bigger scar on my abdomen/tummy/belly/stomach/yourwordhere from when I had to have a super emergency operation when I wasn't even a month old. 04. I used to hate BBQ sauce, but now I don't

Realisation STRIKES!

Realisation STRIKES!

Well, I finally decided to update my journal because I have something to type that's almost important enough for me to update my journal from notifying you all of the more than just sad passing of Jimmy Sullivan. >: So yeah, here it is: I am stupid. Okay so you already knew that but still, it had to be said. :paranoid: I, foolishly, almost allowed myself to do something that I swore I would NEVER do again. But have no fear! For I caught myself just in the nick of time. Well, that's a lie, my brain didn't suddenly go "You fool, you're fucking up! :noes:" It took "something" to happen for my brain to realise what a retard I was being. But no

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Thank you very much for the watch! :heart:
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Hey you. How are you?
Heeeey, I'm okay thank you. Yourself?
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Fine, thanks for asking. You hadn't been on in a long time, worried you'd given up on deviantart! How's your writing going?
Yeah sorry, I've been neglecting dA. :c
My writing is going terribly, I haven't written a thing in months. Good to see you're still going though. :3
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