Wapanese are decidedly Caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the conclusion that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan (please note that the term weeaboo can be substituted). Due to a chemical imbalance in their heads, the Wapanese will denounce their country, stalk Asian girls, eat nothing but Asian food, live in their parents house until they are 30 or older, and generally be annoyances for the rest of their lives or until they snap out of it, which usually happens around the 9th or 10th grade.
The term Wapanese is actually derived from the mixing of white and Japanese but due to the fact that Wapanese are no longer all white, we have adopted the new meaning of wannabe Japanese.
Wapanese can be classified by two or more of the following traits:
1. Are obsessed to a mentally unstable level with anything connected