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Pink Sakura Girl by TheAnomally Pink Sakura Girl :icontheanomally:TheAnomally 3 0
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Love yourself
Beauty is skin deep.
The skin is hidden;
under powders,
liquids,
and foundation.
Where are you?
Under all the layers
that have become your mask.
A featureless face,
no texture,
no color,
no pores,
no wisps,
no flesh.
Size is relative.
Unless you are over size zero.
Extra Small, double extra small,
and triple extra small.
When did nothing become something?
When did obsession with size
override the normalcy of healthy?
Ideal size is stick figure;
no breasts, no butt, no playful curves.
Skin and bones.
Small is large,
medium is extra large,
large is double extra large.
When did being alive become so complicated?
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Literature
Sunset Sonata
A song plays;
I stand in the sunset.
I am lost;
I have directions,
but they lead me away
from where I need to go.
My sorrows have grown,
I am trapped,
and slowly dying.
I never knew love until now.
My heart holds a song;
I need to sing it,
but it will be my undoing.
Can’t you hear that tune?
A phantom breath of melody;
it calls to me,
beckons me to move forward
no matter how much it hurts.
My love is dead;
blood is on my hands,
I didn’t want this,
I never wanted this,
I only wished to help.
Now I stand up,
sing proud,
unleash the aria that will set me free.
Fresh crimson stains the old.
I taste the iron of the destruction
I was forced to wrought.
Resonate peace;
end the pain all around me.
The sun sinks,
and I fall with it.
It will rise again,
but I will not.
Rouge in the sky;
ruby stained skin,
chills faster than the fresh night air.
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Ghost Investigators
Here is the house,
it's history bad.
People move in
then rapidly move out.
Knocks in the night;
shrill voices that cause fright,
and wounds from unseen hands.
Children are scared;
parents are in disbelief,
and teens start to act creepy.
Pets won't go in;
priest may bless the space,
but the darkness returns.
Time for the Investigators;
a team, plus cameras, electronics,
and assorted crew.
One night to poke around,
or maybe two.
Wire the house from top to bottom;
traipse over everything with gadgets.
DUDE, did you hear that?!
Background music plays,
or the team won't stop talking.
Hit the replay;
a garbled voice,
barely understandable,
but it answered my question.
Electronic spikes all around;
must be a spirit unbound.
They feel a chill;
start to panic,
and swear non-stop at everything.
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! Feel that?
OH my GOD; they are freaking out.
You smell that?
Kind like flowers,
or something burning,
or maybe old leather.
Sneeze, sneeze, oh dude!
It's got to be a apparition,
or spect
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Literature
Music Boxes
We heard it from above.
A tune from the past;
immortalized on a music box.
The knickknack had not been touched,
for many months.
Just started to play;
when we got home that day.
The tune coming down the stairway;
then stopped when we came near.
A spring just unwinding?
A tremor setting the fly wheel turning?
A spirit trying to say something with a melody?
I asked if this was a ghost to play another tune.
I got my reply this morning,
"Laura's Theme" began to play.
The Music riding the early morning air;
the morning still dark,
as I tried to sleep.
I wonder what tune will be next.
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Pink Sakura Girl
I am still here; just been SLAMMED at work since coming back from the short Thanksgiving days off. Here is something I drew last night using only pencil and pink pens. She has no name; just her face and the pink flower bough before her. Is she magic? Who knows...

Made with pencil and ball point pens. Photo taken with my little old phone.
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Beauty is skin deep.
The skin is hidden;
under powders,
liquids,
and foundation.
Where are you?
Under all the layers
that have become your mask.
A featureless face,
no texture,
no color,
no pores,
no wisps,
no flesh.
Size is relative.
Unless you are over size zero.
Extra Small, double extra small,
and triple extra small.
When did nothing become something?
When did obsession with size
override the normalcy of healthy?
Ideal size is stick figure;
no breasts, no butt, no playful curves.
Skin and bones.
Small is large,
medium is extra large,
large is double extra large.
When did being alive become so complicated?
Love yourself
The world is askew with its' obsession with the so called idea body types these days; especially for females. Your skin isn't beautiful unless it is covered up by layers and layers of make-up that covers the moles, textures, finite hairs, and everything that makes you....well you. Everyone seems to cake it on until they are a smoothened doll with "A Natural no make-up look." ARE YOU SERIOUS....want a natural look?? DON"T PUT ON THE SKIN SPACKLE.

 I was always small when I was younger; I was a thin ass-less, bust-less stick my size back then never got above 7-8...after college and into the working world of stress and idiocy I gained weight. I moved up into a size 12 got some cleavage, and a nice butt. Not that I was ever a lover of clothes shopping, but tried to buy clothes lately? It is INSANE!!! Especially for females, we are assaulted with clothes that fit one of two ways SKIN tight...OR VERY F-ING skin tight. Gone are the relaxed fit roomy jeans, or functional cargo pants.(GIVE ME POCKETS THAT ARE FUNCTIONAL!!!!!) Now it all jeggings, leggings, form fitting, and pocketless painted on pants that make your feet look like canoes(UNLESS you wear some insane stiletto high heels) In most stores women sizes start at 3X-Small up to Medium(then it is all plus sizes). There is no midrange, your either tiny or humungous! Shirts and tops are no better like everything a woman wears has to stick to her skin like saran wrap. GIVE ME SOMETIHNG LOOSE. And the colors available for girls....UGH pastels, flowers, light ALL hues..honestly?! Can I get browns, burnt orange, hunter greens, midnight blue, indigo, purple, BLACK....NAH. (Night as well being trying to find the Ark)
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A song plays;
I stand in the sunset.
I am lost;
I have directions,
but they lead me away
from where I need to go.
My sorrows have grown,
I am trapped,
and slowly dying.
I never knew love until now.
My heart holds a song;
I need to sing it,
but it will be my undoing.
Can’t you hear that tune?
A phantom breath of melody;
it calls to me,
beckons me to move forward
no matter how much it hurts.
My love is dead;
blood is on my hands,
I didn’t want this,
I never wanted this,
I only wished to help.
Now I stand up,
sing proud,
unleash the aria that will set me free.
Fresh crimson stains the old.
I taste the iron of the destruction
I was forced to wrought.
Resonate peace;
end the pain all around me.
The sun sinks,
and I fall with it.
It will rise again,
but I will not.
Rouge in the sky;
ruby stained skin,
chills faster than the fresh night air.
Sunset Sonata
I donated platelets the other day and they had the center fixed up nicely. Since it takes a couple hours for the whole process to happen, each station had a Roku(Which I do not have), I watched the first five episodes(and a little bit of Episode 6) of Lost Song...FANTASTIC anime series on Netflix. I can't wait to watch it all....so this little poem was inspired by the FEELS I got from episodes 01-05 and the hardships put upon Finnis.
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Here is the house,
it's history bad.
People move in
then rapidly move out.
Knocks in the night;
shrill voices that cause fright,
and wounds from unseen hands.
Children are scared;
parents are in disbelief,
and teens start to act creepy.
Pets won't go in;
priest may bless the space,
but the darkness returns.

Time for the Investigators;
a team, plus cameras, electronics,
and assorted crew.
One night to poke around,
or maybe two.
Wire the house from top to bottom;
traipse over everything with gadgets.

DUDE, did you hear that?!
Background music plays,
or the team won't stop talking.
Hit the replay;
a garbled voice,
barely understandable,
but it answered my question.

Electronic spikes all around;
must be a spirit unbound.
They feel a chill;
start to panic,
and swear non-stop at everything.
DUDE! DUDE! DUDE! Feel that?
OH my GOD; they are freaking out.

You smell that?
Kind like flowers,
or something burning,
or maybe old leather.
Sneeze, sneeze, oh dude!
It's got to be a apparition,
or specter.

Got an expert to provoke
the baddens trapped inside.
Open up doors
that should remained closed.
Cause havoc all around;
won't answer why.

Oh that object is evil;
ancient script,
terrible tales,
and stains here and there.
I can feel it calling.
It's got history,
all of it dismal.
It's calling for it to be opened.
I'm going to open it!
No I'm not,
Oh yes I am,
it gave me nightmares,
for several years.

Hit the review.
See that shiny object floating here and there?
Not dust, not glare, we got a ghost.
Hear that creak?
That squeak?
Was it a groan?
Ugh the battery in my phone died right there!
We got a wraith, or maybe even a phantom.
The house was empty right?
Right?
Riiiiiiiiight....
Ghost Investigators
So many ghost shows on TV...everyone is an expert, or has experience. I watched many of them...

Paranormal State - Though these kids were quiet, so you could hear the thumps and bumps and some voices. The regularly used mediums, demonologists, and other sensitive persons. They head of this group though became a little gung ho when dealing with the so called demon or evilness investigated on air. Sadly this show is no longer on the air.

Ghost Hunters - though a good show, all their so called ghost noises can not be heard because of background MUSIC playing through out the show. Plus the endless blah blah blah when they are supposed to be investigating, or they are so freaked out by the stories of the house, decaying institution, or woods that every noise causes them to freak out and yell.(same with Ghost Hunters International) Their investigation time as well was WAY to short, and they did not do a whole lot of real in depth research.

Ghost Adventures - Ugh these guys are the worst, from the endless shouting of DUDE DUDE DUDE!!! Whenever ANY of them get freaked out. or the whole do you hear that were NONE OF THE ARE QUIET! To their live Halloween debacle were they were going to open a box containing an evil entity, gave several people nightmares, or the provoking a spirit trapped in a mirror, and the whole real witch face off.....UGH!

Haunted objects - this show is research rich, but again the investigations are short, but the conclusion always is you bought the hoodoo and placed it in your home, so no wonder everything is catty-whompus....do you want us to take the object away?  UUUUHHHHHH DUUUUUUUHHHHHH yea!
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Queen Metaria - and the Super Star
My art for the :iconsailorsenshi: Collab ---> www.deviantart.com/sailorsensh…

Here is the dark Queen Metaria....Metallia...A fragment of Chaos(OR Sailor Chaos)

Queen Metaria's story began centuries ago, she was a demon/entity from the sun who could absorb energy and expand her body; the entity wanted nothing more than to destroy the Silver Millennium and well everything. Queen Metaria has no body, instead it possesses and uses people, it manipulates those who will easily give into their shallow feelings. It used Lady Beryl of the Golden Kingdom on Earth because she was hurt and jealous of Prince Endymion's love of Princess Serenity. The entity was also able to amplify the Earthian's fear of the Moon inhabitants long seemingly eternal lives.(Probably thought the Moon People were evil and all witches....etc) So using the riled up group of Beryl, the Shitennou and the Earth People the moon Kingdom was attacked; Queen Serenity in an act of great sorrow(and selfishness??) used her life to save her daughter, the Earth Prince, and her court, and send them to Earth to be reborn. The Queen also sealed Metaria AGAIN on Earth, but we know magical seals/barriers only last SO long.
Now Sailor Moon that we know started around 1991 with the Dark Agency which was a subset of the Dark Kingdom and Metaria had already gotten reborn Beryl back and Beryl in turn cursed the reborn Earth Generals of the Golden Kingdom, and a former soldier in the Venusian army...Beryl was pretty solidly possessed(traits of possession by Chaos fragments in humans- a HUGE desire of the Silver Crystal, big hatred of senshi, and moon heirs, reddening of the hair, red iris's AND jaundice eyes(yellowing of the white parts of the eye.) examples Beryl, Mamoru, Sailor Galaxia...) So even though she could not break totally out of Point D in the North Pole she was still able to get work done and move towards breaking free of her imprisonment...

Which now brings me to the explanation of this picture; Metaria gathering energy to make itself stronger so it can reestablish the Dark Kingdom and Dark Agency and break free. The girl is a 80's pop star and sitcom actress. She started out as a mere bright eyes pre-teen singer who grew in popularity from 1982, but 1984 she was every where performing in large arena's and guest staring in many TV shows, and acting in some movies. Her music was every where, her fans stopped at nothing to get every record and tape(LOL), the clamored to record all her videos, and arrived in droves to all her concerts and appearances....deep with in this girl was a entity that had possessed her when she was a child(a victim of abusive parents who wished for help of any kind when the law and her family had failed her) Her once blond hair darkened to blood red which she accented with hot pink hair sprays, no one noticed her eyes, they were too in love with her fame to care. Metaria used this girl to gather energy; the entity took enough from all the fans to strengthen her enough, but not enough to render any of the humans deathly or even comatose, they only experiences tiredness they attributed to being excited over meeting their idol. (SOrt of like what the Dark Agency did, but not so drastic.)

About the Girl-

Name: Lisa Grrl Pop
Real Name: Unknown
Music Genre: Pop, Synth, and a little Rock
Toured with: Fuzzbox, Lisa Lisa  Cult Jam and Full Force, 23 Skidoo, Gene Loves Jezebel, The Frank Chicken, Colourbox, Wee Papa Girl Rappers, Ah-Ha, Rick Astley, Duran Duran, Stray Cats, Men at Work, Salt n Pepa, U2....etc 
Movies types: Romances, chick flicks, Horror, etc.
Videos: many, played world wide on MTV(remember when they played music videos....)
Agency: Tiger Teen Beat Star Agency
Agent: various, she tended to out live her agents...(Sinister Laugh)
Concert: World wide, started in little clubs, and then was the opening act for lesser known bands, until she hit the big time, then she preformed in Stadiums internationally.  
Last known location: 1989 seen in Tokyo Japan.
Where is she now?: She was comatose under mysterious circumstances in 1990; her body was found extremely emaciated and free of prints or any evidence. The officals theorize that an obsessed fan of hers kidnapped her and held her captive. When she wouldn't show them love they left her to die someplace and when they thought she was dead they dumped her in a remote local. She is in a long term care facility paid for by the millions she earned and never spent. She used to receive gifts daily by loving fans; as time went by the gifts tapered off until she was forgotten by everyone who moved on to other idols such as Pop idol Pandora, Sailor V, Sailor Moon, Petite Pandora, NKOTB, Dark Guys,....etc. Her posters have all been lost, as had all her stories in teen magazines such as Tiger Beat, Teen Beat, Teen Scream, Teen Scene....no one remembers her except for a few who sill have an errant picture or cassette tape of hers...and they'll remember the elation they felt at being around her; and they'll then yawn and take a nap joking about how 10,20,30 year old memories can be so sleep inducing for some reason....LOL She remains to this day in the care facility until her $$ runs out.
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Trying to catch up with the Inktober-fest...LOL...got a few(OK two...OK ok ONE) works done. I forgot that my ink on the go(doing this at work), the finer one had died, I tried with the bigger one but the lines are just too thick for finer details. So the works in progress will have to wait until I can get a my other pen, OH well. ;)
SO between my Pencil, inks, pens, and work schedule I am going to try to ACTUALLY get more than NONE for Inktober(That was my record last year...the year before...and on and on....LOL :D )
If anybody wants me to ink out one of your characters...leave a comments...this is good practice for me...since this year I have seemed to have more arty(drawing) dry spells than usual.

Thanks...and INKY Inktober to all...LOL :D
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  • Reading: The Journal
  • Watching: Computer Screen
  • Playing: NO PLAY only WORK.
  • Eating: No Eating in the Lab!
  • Drinking: No Drinking in the Lab!!

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TheAnomally
Anomally
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
A vague ether dream...swimming solitary in the acid of life.

A little about me

Age: OLD
Occupation: Analyst
Art Training: Self Taught.

And to all those who so easily sling critics; here is the skinny on me...if I work 58hr weeks THIS is normal. I do not have normal times to draw and I do it to relieve stress. So the next person who yaps at me about my characters LACK of anatomy righteousnesses I want to PERSONALLY say PPPPBBBBTTTTT....cause guess what the practice I would LOVE to put towards my character art is STOLEN by WORK! (I rarely get a break and when I DO it is only to shovel FOOD down my neck with out tasting it!)
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Primordial Senshi...Who do you all like best so far? 

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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018   Digital Artist

Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…

But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.

 

Anyway, thanks for the watch. :happybounce:

I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. :psychotic: 

 

On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)

So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.  

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TheAnomally Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
We in the open air asylum love AbsurdAir we are gold club sandwich members; just keep the prescription alligator hormones legal, and we'll fight for the right to bear kazoos in all weather situations...we shall now release the glorious chickens and kiwis so that they may soar magesti.....oh hey something shiny!!!  
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018   Digital Artist
WHERE! Where's the shiny?
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TheAnomally Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Shiny unicorn slime-a-mones...they secrete them right as they explode into fiery meaty bits....the slimy-mones cascade onto you like frozen airplane blue toidy water....when you away you are blessed with rabid vomiting...and your whole trail wagon party gets Dysentery...but won't die.
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018   Digital Artist

Thanks for the fav on DS#63 - You've got something on your face...

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No one really knows where these creatures come from, but ever since my second cousin’s barber’s youngest nephew, Larry, opened a portal to the unfathomable void, these things have been showing up. I hear he was attempting to summon the Great Overlord Cthulhu, you know just to shoot the breeze, but no one has heard from him in a while, so there’s no way to be sure. It’s probably a coincidence, but still, I’m keeping my distance. I know they appear quite cute and harmless but the incidence of intense headaches and skull splitting ear birth has increase dramatically since their arrival. People don’t seem to have made a connection, but I still say it’s very suspicious.

- ParanoidEarplugSalesman

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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018   Digital Artist

Thanks for the fav on DS#90 - The day of the jackal is coming...

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I reckon jackals get a bit of a bad rap, just because they’re scavengers. I mean who hasn’t, in a moment of weakness, defiled a fresh grave just for a late night nibble…Not me, in case you were wondering. That would be weird and wrong and most definitely illegal. And if anyone asks, I was with you last Friday between the hours of 2 and 5. We had a great time, just hanging out. We were nowhere near St. Nicholas’ Memorial Cemetery and we don’t know anything about the bite marks in Mrs Lefkowitz’s 130 year old corpse.

- ClosetCannibal 

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TheAnomally Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
nothing wrong with blacktop seared road kill...yum!

Fresh grave for that cold cuts hankering...
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018   Digital Artist
That's right. People just need to stop carrion on. ;P
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TheAnomally Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
oh oh sooo punny
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KaidokJ Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2018   Digital Artist

Thanks for the llama :happybounce:

I knew a llama once. At least I thought I knew him. I mean, how well can anyone really know anyone, much less a llama. With their air of mystery and thinly veiled contempt. It’s hard. But I digress.

His name was Kevin. But for reasons I will never understand, he would only ever answer to Albert. Identity issues aside, things started out okay. The usual introductory sniffing and sneezing went well, despite his allergies, but then things started going downhill during the ritual licking phase of the pleasantries. We pushed through. And had it not been for the spitting, we might have even been able to make it work, but alas, after just 3 seconds of bittersweet brotherhood, we finally decided to part ways. It’s kind of sad, when you think about it. Spitting seems like such an innocent thing to fight over, but he was pretty adamant that I should stop and that was just never going to happen. We might have overcome that issue, but Kevin, like all llamas, was very competitive. First came the stench competitions. Then it was belching contests. And lastly, a painstaking count to see which one was hairier. You can clearly see why our relationship was doomed. The poor fellow was a bit of a sore loser.

So he snuck out, taking with him a failed friendship, an obliviously optimistic dread of the future, and my sixth favorite toothbrush. Now that he is gone, I can honestly say, it's for the best. He was too much of a chick magnet anyway and who needs that drama? :shakefist:

 

Full disclaimer, as Kevin’s official biographer, a position of which he blackmailed me into (don’t ask), I’ve been instructed to inform you about his ongoing series. The journey starts here with The Kevin Chronicles - Chapter 1, and this gallery contains the rest. You should check it out. 

*End of cue card*

 

And don't worry, they're pretty short.
No pressure though, only if you want.

:D

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