Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. He has no license, can’t see well and is easily distracted so there’s good chance we’ll never make our destination. But since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I crashed through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch.
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival.
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Will Kevin ever defeat the Crime Lord, Sir Greedypants? Can he save his lovely photographer, Gary, from plummeting 3 feet to his death? Will his slow dancing skills ever help him to clean up the streets of Umbropolis? Tune in next week to find out. Until then, never trust a llama with your browser history, it only ends in tears.
You can find Chapter 2 here - The Kevin Chronicles - 002