I'm writing, I'm writing! Just... slowly, is all.
Actually, I do take requests! ... Very rarely and only a few, but I do when I do.
In other words, I read all requests at least once!
Tons of stuff! It's too lengty to cover one at a time.
If you're worried about that, send me one of those new fangled DeviantART Chats. I think those are confidential!
Actually, I never do commissions! I'm too shy to take money for my work. Especially since I'm prone to leaving for months at a time.