Kiss the Derp 1 KarkatXJohn AUChapter 1 Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You realize your name is strange and unusual, as you have been told many times by your friend JOHN EGBERT (beep beep meow). John is your friend, your neighbor... your major crush. And just like those romcoms you love so very much he has no clue you like him. You're Duckie and he's Andie. There is no point in trying to get out of the friendzone at this point. You've pretty much set up camp there, maybe you'll build yourself a little fire while you're at it and make some s'mores. But your best friends have other plans. You are at this very moment at your blind friend TEREZI PYROPE's house. She's known you liked John since the moment you fell for the derp. She claimed she could "smell the blush on your face" and made things more weird asking if she could lick your face because it smelled "delicious". You told her no. Your other friends SOLLUX CAPTOR (the lispy computer nerd) and GAMZEE MAKARA
All Equals: Chapter 2Chapter 2Karkat was awaken by a movement in the bed. John had gotten up to go to work as he did every weekday morning around six. John headed toward the bathroom, entering it and closing the door before turning the light on. He didn't want to wake is partner but, little did he know he already had. The troll sat up in bed, scratching the back of his head. Letting out a yawn he quickly hoped up and slid his boxers on. Cracking the bathroom door a bit John peeked out, "Karkat?" Karkat stretched and yawned once more, "Yeah? What the fuck is it?" Opening the door all the way John looked out, "Oh you are awake." Wincing at the bright light Karkat nodded, "Yeah and can you close that damn door it's fucking bright. "Someone is just being grumpy." John said making his way over to the troll. "Shit. You're good at pointing out the fucking obvious aren't you?" he said as the blue eyed boy wrapped his arms around him. "You just need some coffee." he giggled. Karkat shook his head vigorously, "Fuck
JohnKat: Chp.2 The Arrival DateChp.2 The Arrival DateJohn's POVMy stomach turns to knots. I hold onto it and hope for it to go away. It doesn't subside. So, I try to think about something to get my mind off of it. How will it be to meet everyone again. Will Dave and Rose still be the same? Or would they be different? What are the trolls like in person?
.. What's Karkat like in person? My face heats up at the thought. Ugh. I don't understand it though. I didn't think I was homosexual. I'm straight. Right? Oh Gosh. My mind decides to head toward the conversation Karkat and I had before the computers lagged up. Taking my long hood in my hand and twirling my fingers at the end of it I try to shake the possible feelings I have. Then I say to myself out loud, "But you are meeting him TODAY. You'll have to figure your feelings out." I twirl around in my computer chair and look at the door way of my temporary room. Jade. My face glows pink."O-Oh Hey Jade.""Hello John?" she laughs a bit. "What were you t
The first time you saw him chapter 14Luckily the car swerved out of the way before it hit you. The paramedics that arrived soon after assured both you and John that neither of you were hurt seriously. It had taken both you and John telling them not to pull down your hood to keep them from exposing your secret. Instead of continuing to school the situation was explained and John led you home.~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~It has been two hour since you got back home. John refuses to talk to you. You've tried to explain the reason why you had to lie about not being able to speak, but he refuses to hear it. The only thing he has said to you since the car incident was "I thought I could trust you, but instead you were just one big lie." And then he skulked off into the bedroom. You simply curled up on the couch and you haven't moved since, your stinging throat as a painful reminder of what you've done.Sure you feel bad for lying to him, but you really had no choice. For a good portion of your life it was hammered into your head that openi