I do not wear bowties, or looooong stripy scarves, or coats of many colors, or other quirky fashions.
My umbrella doesn't have a question mark handle.
I've never tried fish custard or banana daiquiri.
I am not afraid of statues.
I do not use catchphrases.
I don't cut faces on apples.
I do not play the recorder.
I cannot fight like an expert.
I'm not a big fan of history.
I've never cosplayed.
My heart doesn't begin beating faster upon the sight of a scruffy man with dark brown eyes.
I don't wear celery on my lapel.
I don't eat jelly babies too often.
I rarely wear hats.
I'm not suspicious about repetitive phrases, especially those from fairy tales.
I do not count the shadows.
I do not bring bananas to parties.
I don't think that politicians are aliens, even if they act really oddly.
I do not search for signs.
I do not prefer turning left.
I do not rant about changes and do not blame one single person for them.
I do not write cryptic messages.
I do not compose trock.
But I can still sur