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|My other greatest poem. If you're really really religious, don't read.|
|So yeah, this is my art.|
"And here, we see the wild Max, in her natural habitat. Note her fire skull t-shirt. Somehow, despite being female, she has an epic mane of metalhead hair that she refuses to do anything with. Here, the Max is depicted displaying part of her hoard of nerd stuff. This fascinating creature is possibly the only one on Earth that puts on displays to REPEL potential mates. It is still a mystery how these types of beings reproduce. It is hypothesized that if she were to nom down enough food, she would split into two smaller Maxes..."