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The Chaining of Mother Nature by The-Funkiest-Penguin
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The Winter Ghost
The afternoon was deceivingly bright for January. The cold nipped at the light, the shadows, the fingers carefully wrapped in gloves, but was blatantly ignored. I know the feeling.  I walk down the busy street, watching shoppers grab the best of the sunlight and ransack the shops, most of which had a large ‘SALE’ sign on their window. It is a curious affair, observing strangers. A few years ago, when I first visited the shopping centre, I realised that each one of these people had their own story, like I have mine. Each one of these people had suffered their losses, and won their victories. Each one of these people are living a life, just like me, and are looking at strangers on the street, wondering, ‘What is their story?’
As I like being observant as well as imaginative, I make stories up as I wander along.
The woman, dragging along her red-faced, screaming child, with the green hat and the tired eyes, her story is rather simple. Her husband – nay,
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A SuperWhovian Crossover - Collaberation (2)
This is it.’ Sam stood under the glare of a streetlamp, squinting his eyes to see the elegant scrawl of Mrs Wayward’s handwriting on a sheet of paper, then turning to look at the street sign on a pole beside the lamp. ‘This is the address she gave us. The place where Mr. Wayward was killed.’
‘I hate New York.’ Dean grumbled, stamping out the cigarette he had just finished smoking.
Sam looked disapprovingly at the smoldering pile of ash on the concrete ground and shook his head. ‘You hate everywhere except your office.’
Dean started to walk down the desolate road, thinking. ‘True, but I really hate New York.’
Sam chuckled and followed Dean, shuddering slightly. ‘Little cold for September, don’t you think?’
Dean smiled and put hands in his long overcoat while walking. ‘That’s why I hate New York.’
They walked down to house number 34. It was an abnormally large house for this part of town, the
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A SuperWhovian Crossover - Collaberation.
5th of September, 1948, Lawrence, Kansas
"I can’t believe you dragged me into this, Dean."
Sam Winchester stood in a sterile white office space, complete with fancy rotating chairs, framed certificates hanging imperiously on the stark wall and the two shiny plaques sitting proudly on two brand-spanking-new cherry oak desks, clean and uniform without a speck of dust on their smooth surfaces. The desk on the left held Sam Winchester’s own plaque, while his brother’s, Dean’s, was placed carefully on the right desk. ‘Paranormal Investigators’ was engraved boldly in italics under each name. He eyed each detail of the room with equal measure of weariness and suspicion, wondering how much his brother had actually spent on this spontaneous refurbishment; he crossed his arms across his chest, and his features were deeply lined with a perturbed exasperation.
Dean Winchester walked the length of the room, twirling a charcoal grey hat in his hand, and bea
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Lest You Forget
As I looked into the starry sky
And watched the path being paved with gold
I saw my life in a single sigh
And watched my death slowly unfold.
It was a slow death, drawn and long
As I watch the pavement meet my eyes
As I lay to listen for the angels’ song
A singular thought ran through my mind.
“Will I be remembered,” I suddenly cried.
But no-one stopped to offer a glance.
“Will I be forgotten?” it ran through my mind.
“Will I not be given a second chance?”

Then all went black, I woke up to see
My heart racing, my forehead dowsed with sweat
I pen these lines for all to see
Because the Timer of life has now been set.
Dear reader.
This isn’t a legacy for when I leave
But a simple reminder, lest you forget.
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My Very Third Supernatural Fanfic
The warehouse was a wreckage. The crumbling walls and the empty syringes told tales of desolation and despair. In other words, the perfect place to hunt something supernatural.
Maria parked Ginny one block away, and suited up. They still didn’t know how to kill the Slender Man, so she prepared for every eventuality: silver bullets, rock salt, crosses, lighters, and a long and deadly machete, which she strapped to her back.
She met the Winchesters in front of the building. Dean already had his gun in his hand.
Sam carried a sawn off shotgun and a flashlight, with his machete around his waist.
‘Ready?’ Maria took out her Glock, and put it off safety.
‘Hold on. Take a look at this.’ Sam approached the window of the building. There were deep scratches in the wood. ‘I had no idea that Slender Men had nails that sharp.’
‘Yeah, well, we are pretty clueless about this thing, aren’t we?’ Dean snapped. He hated not knowing much about th
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My very second Supernatural fanfic.
 ‘So.’ They were sitting down in her living room, and holding warm cups of steaming tea. Maria was looking at Sam curiously, before he looked up, startled.
‘Sorry, I just- I was thinking. Anyway, we were wondering if you could help.’
Maria leaned back, and winced a little. Sam recognized the symptoms.
‘Poltergeist?’
‘A bitch of a poltergeist. Invited its friend over.’
Sam shook his head in sympathy. ‘Nothing worse than a socially active poltergeist.’
‘You’re telling me. You were saying?’
Sam put his cup down. ‘Well, we have a bit of a problem, and Dean said you were the one who could help. You see…’ He hesitated.  ‘There is this thing. And we aren’t sure what it is. I mean, we’ve checked all the books, all the local legends and nothing fits.’
‘Okay. Well, I don’t know why you guys are asking me, because I’m hardly the history buff myself.
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I need to have at least to Twix a week to function adequately as a human being. And I swear to Sweet Jesus, anyone dares to lower my weekly suppliment of chocolate, I WILL hunt them down. And I WILL find them.

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Yes, I know, it has been an age and a half. I have no excuse for my absence, apart from the fact that I've had really bad writer's block for about a year now, and I got kicked out of university, so that kind of took over my life. Know that it was because I failed one course, so that may have taken a small toll on me. GUESS WHICH COURSE IT WAS. There were so many things going on, and I couldn't face dA after being so negligent for so long.

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I may not be able to write again - not properly anyway - but that doesn't mean I can't do other... things. As part of my attempt at starting the New Year afresh, with a clean slate and a healthy state of mind, I've decided to make a new account, purely for critiquing. This account will be open to everyone to submit their work, and I will tell you what I think, or how I would improve it. TheFunkyCritique is the name. Anything and everything you want me to look at, I will look at them and tell you what I think. At least this way, I can stay in touch with you guys, while being active.

I'm sorry again for staying away for so long, but this time, I am here to stay.
Sorry guys. I know I've been playing dead for some time now. Barely active, barely uploading.
Just so you know, i'm still alive. And to prove it, here's a little something I painted for TinyBlueCat as it is her birthday today.

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING*

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Happy birthday! :D
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Thank you!
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Thank you for the favorite!
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Hey there, on behalf of the Birthdays Team, I sincerely apologise that this is coming a few days late! We hope you had a most wonderful day on Sunday and wish you all the very best for this next year! :hug: Here was our birthday wish for you and we hope that you had all of these awesome things:

:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

It's December 20th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

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Thank you so much!
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Happy birthday! :D
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THANK YOU DARLING <3
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No problem! x3
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Happy birthdsy skymuffin!! :3
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THANK YOUUUU <3
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