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  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: God's Demon
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Soup
  • Drinking: Water
Tagged by: :iconkinggigasmon:

001. Real Name → Jesus loves the little children...
002. Nickname[s]→ ... all the children of the world.
004. Male Or Female → Male
005. Elementary → It was alright
006. Middle school → It was shit
007. High School → It was utter shit
008. Hair Color → Dark Brown
009. Long Or Short → Varies from month to month.
010. Loud Or Quiet → Verbally quiet; only verbally
011. Sweats Or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone Or Camera → No strong feelings either way, mostly phone
013. Health Freak →  More like a born-again dumbell junky
014. Drink Or Smoke? → Like a fiend, when the occassion is right
015. Do You Have A Crush On Someone? → Not really
016. Eat Or Drink? → Both
017. Piercings? →   Nope
018. Tattoos? →   Nuh-uh

019. An Airplane → Yes
020. A Car Accident → No; ironic, since my friends tell me I drive recklessly
021. A Fist Fight → In high school, yeah

022. First Piercing → None
023. First Best Friend → First year of college
025. First Award → Perfect attendance, back in Elementary school
026. First Crush → German girl who was new to my school, back in the third grade. I liked her accent.
028. First Big Vacation → Rome

029. Last Person You Talked To → My roomate
030. Last Person You Texted → I don't text
031. Last Person You Watched A Movie With → Friend of mine; we watched the second Hobbit movie... I'd bet Tolkien is spinning in his grave
032. Last Food You Ate → Soup
033. Last Movie You Watched → Candyman
034. Last Song You listened To → "Sex With Ducks" by Garfunkel and Oates
035. Last Thing You Bought → Sleeping pills
036. Last Person You Hugged →  Don't remember

037. Food → Thai/Indian food, mostly curry and rice
038. Drinks → Arrogant Bastard Ale
039. Clothing → Don't have a preference
040. Book → Don't know; currently reading God's Demon by Wayne Barlowe
041. Music → Classical; I say this not for some terrible love for classical musice, but there's a dozen radio stations where I live, and most every genre of it becomes boring, repetitive, and just plain annoying; Classical's an exception... I guess I just hate it the least
042. Flower → Don't know
043. Colors → Green
044. Movies → Gattica and Blade Runner
045. Shoes → Flip flops; can't be bothered to put on shoes
046. Subjects → History and literature

047. [ ] Kissed In The Snow (doesn't snow where I live)
048. [ ] Celebrated Halloween (can't be bothered)
049. [ ] Had Your Heart Broken (or ever, actually)
050. [ ] Went Over The Minutes On Your Cell Phone (Don't have a minute plan)
051. [ ] Someone Questioned Your Sexual Orientation (My friends are assholes)
052. [ ] Came Outta The Closet (... eat a barrel of... things)
053. [ ] Gotten Pregnant (not applicable)
054. [ ] Had An Abortion (same thing)
055. [x] Done Something You've Regretted (...)
056. [ ] Broke A Promise (Can't think of such)
057. [x] Kept A Secret (Are these people just using these questions as filler?)
058. [x] Pretended To Be Happy (Seriously...)
059. [ ] Met Someone Who Changed Your Life (I can't recall)
060. [ ] Pretended To Be Sick (Don't have to)
061. [ ] Left The Country (Nnnnnnope)
062. [ ] Tried Something you normally wouldn't like, and liked it. (Can't recall)
063. [ ] Cried Over The Silliest Thing (I once laughed while watching Saving Private Ryan; does that make me a bad person?)
064. [ ] Ran A Mile (I don't enjoy cardio)
065. [ ] Went To The Beach (None where I live)
066. [x] Stayed Single (Doesn't bother me, actually)

067. Eating → More soup
068. Drinking → Water
069. Getting Ready To → Take a nap
070. Listening To → Nothing
071. Plans For Tomorrow/Today → Go to work
072. Waiting For → This meme to be done

073. Want Kids? → Maybe
074. Want To Get Married? → Maybe
075. Careers in mind → No comment

076. Lips Or Eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter Or Taller? → Either
078. Romantic Or Spontaneous → Either
079. Nice Stomach Or Nice Arms → Either
080. Sensitive Or Loud → Either
081. Hookup Or Relationship → Relationship
082. Troublemaker Or Hesitant → Either

083. Lost Glasses/Contacts → Haven't worn them since I was 12
084. Ran Away From Home → No
085. Held A Weapon, For Self Defense → Never had to
086. Killed Somebody → No
087. Broken Someone's Heart → Once
088. Been Arrested → No

090. Yourself → I guess
091. Miracles → Not really
092. Love At First Sight → No
093. Heaven → My ideal heaven would be turned into a V: tM style vampire, and spending the rest of eternity on a straight diet of blood (they don't have to kill when they feed, which is cool), doing pretty much the same things I'm doing now; I've never been much of a daytime person anyways- I don't think this'll ever happen, so no
094. Santa Claus → No
095. Sex On The First Date → I'd have to know them first; like REALLY know them- the more I think about a woman who puts out the first time, the more I wonder how easy it is for just about anyone to get in her knickers
096. Kiss →  Yes... I think kissing is something that exists in reality...

097. Is There One Person You Wanna Be With, Right Now? → Always; not pining for them, but yeah
098. Are You Seriously Happy With Where You Are, In Life? → Keep moving forward. Things are the best they've ever been, and they're only going to get better
099. Do You Believe In God → No, not really; I'm open to the idea, just not convinced by it
100. Post As 100 Truths And Tag Five People →  If you feel like doing this, go ahead

Journal History


United States
I've want to die since I was nine. But I couldn't simply lay down and die, so I took The Slayer Oath.

It's my own punishment though. It was only after carrying the Oath for two years that I realized there were no Trolls left alive to kill myself in glorious battle against, much less Giants or Daemons of Chaos after that. So, I put down my axe, shaved my mohawk and trimmed my beard. These days, I go to school, try to get work as a security guard, and, on occasion, entertain fantasies of some day becoming a published author.

I might actually do well on that last note, if I can drag myself to write something. But I hate my writes... I hate everyone else's more.

And... that's that... bye.


Current Residence: Somewhere, California
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XLT
Favourite genre of music: Rock and Roll (I'm a bit old fashioned in taste)
Favourite photographer: Can't think of one
Favourite style of art: The style you read
Shell of choice: Ten Gauge
Skin of choice: Sweaty
Favourite cartoon character: I don't watch cartoons anymore... but Ed.
Personal Quote: "Ask me about gummy a-bear-tions."- Me


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Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner May 9, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! :cake:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! :hug:
RobotnikHolmes Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
Hey, happy birthday. :aww:
Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner May 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday, man! :cake:
Shaedry Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist…

*flings gift at*


You better be happy  today.

Kinggigasmon Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! :party:
ConnallRobotnik8 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Happy birthday, man. :)
AlisTori Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you kindly for the watch! :heart:
Xpendable Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thx for the fave on Bats n Dredd
AsaRawr Featured By Owner May 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Happy birthday! ^^
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