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Vampire jokes II

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I dedicate this to all the hypersensitive people who claim the count as a pedo, which he is NOT! I'm just taking the wind out of those people's sails.
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I can't stop laughing :D I would advise you to read a few more such funny jokes here - it just made my day today, the main thing is that your boss does not see what you are doing at work When the Deviation/Art/Upload is Just Right (icon)

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Dewani90Hobbyist General Artist
i would feel sorry for count chocula... if only his chin didn't looked like a butt in his commercials (thank you NC)
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ImdaBatmanHobbyist Traditional Artist
Drac, pedo jokes are Freddy Krueger's shtick
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this is so wrong yet I can't stop laughing XD
elessal's avatar
haha the best pedo-joke!
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As spoken in the words of one of my best friends.... "If you have ANY vampire human love story where the human is under 18 then it's automatically pedophilia"... I just choose to ignore stuff like that.
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Yes, but Mina is 7 in the shorts and, to quote Count Vlad directly from an episode, "So what if I like one human? That doesn't mean I have to be restrained!"
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Wow OMG xD

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*processing joke*

*face palm*
lover-of-the-Drow's avatar
LMFAO!!!! *DIES LAUGHING* OMG xDDDD The expression in the last panel ROFL
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that's vial man VIAL still good art work
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SherbertTCatHobbyist Digital Artist
Thats nothing compared to the filthy shit Chocula and Booberry do.
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It's paedogeddon!
34A7B's avatar
I could not breath after reading that!!!!!!
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i hate that ppl call him a pedo i hate it DX lol
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caroll-inHobbyist General Artist
Awesome! :D
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JaimepHobbyist General Artist
XD that is wrong, dude!
DarkRoleX's avatar
HAHAHAHA! That's a good one!
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Skoshi8Hobbyist Photographer
Nobody seems to have a problem with Herbert on "The Family Guy", so don't worry about it, unless you're offended by being lumped in with that show.
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Actually there are plenty of people who not only have a problem with Herbert, but outright hate the character.
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LOL at Count Chocula's expression.
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That's just WRONG...
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