I've been at this for 40 minutes, and so far I've only gotten $9. I need $22 to meet the goal. No $23. I'm a high school student. I can do math. Well . . . most of the time.
Ugh. Why aren't any of the people on my street home? How am I supposed to collect enough money for school if no one will answer their door! That's right, I won't. The only reason I was able to get this much money in 8th grade was because I was young and adorable. I no longer have such luck.
Hmm. Let's see. The car's in the driveway, there's a light on inside, and I can hear the TV. Someone's home!
Yeah! Someone's home. I'm feeling good about this house. I am totally going to get money from this house. The TV turned off. She's going to answer the door. She about to answer the-
"Who is it?"