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The reason I have a stomach fetish is that when I was just a tiny bab, I had fun crawling under my father’s shirt. And that apparently turned into me having a kink for larger tummies.

Thanks, Dad—

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:icondacooldragon:
Dacooldragon Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2017
(any IRL friends PLEASE READ THE FULL COMMENT)

I don't know why I have one (Actually an inflation fetish) but I'm pretty sure it had to do with Willy Wonka.
Besides the weird shit happening to the spoiled kids the movie was pretty good
Especially Gene Wilder - RIP (He did great in Young Frankenstein, too)

To anyone I know or that know me IRL that may be reading this: Above all, I have absolutely no intentions to hurt or indignify anyone in any way, through and through. Now, what I'm about to say might sound ridiculous (there's another word I'm looking for to describe the following statement as well), but I can't think of any simpler way to put it: in terms of social place, fetishism is pretty much the new gay.
(I swear to god if that becomes a meme)

Despite saying that, I don't want to make a big deal out of it, because ultimately, it doesn't matter a whole lot: I'm still Danny and always have been, so what?
Most of the social anxiety I've suffered over my lifetime stemmed from my fear of being rejected and never being able to be looked at the same way again if the word ever got out that I have a you-know-what.
However, the reason why I'm typing this due to the fact that if I kept the secret to myself, then the trouble I've had (and still kind of have) would not go away.

I don't know who's going to read this first, but the next time you see me in person, please say the code word "Anchovy" to me to tell me that you've read this and that you understand how I feel. It's silly, but that's all I need to hear. If there's anything else after that you would like to know, please talk to me privately. I've had this stupid fear for long enough, and I want to get rid of it.

In other words:

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE FOTHERMUCKIN' [fears] ON THIS FOTHERMUCKING [brain]!
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Christ.
This took a very deep turn...
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:icondacooldragon:
Dacooldragon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017
enough is ENOUGH!

I have HAAAAD IT with these fothermucking FEARS in this fothermuckin BRAIN!
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dan.
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:icondacooldragon:
Dacooldragon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017
Yeh?
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You need a hug or something?
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:icondacooldragon:
Dacooldragon Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017
please. Ú-Ù
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*hecking snuggle*
I’m here for you, man. UvU
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:icondwaynelun58:
DwayneLun58 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i got a stomach fetish thanks to watching cartoons.

thanks a lot, rob renzetti.
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pfft! >w<
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:iconsm0l-be4n:
Sm0l-Be4n Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Crawling in my CRAAAAWWWWWWL
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
CRAWLING IN MY
SHIIIIRRRTTTTT
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:iconmathewh88:
MathewH88 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
D'awwwww
So cute ^^
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:iconthatcutedinosaur:
ThatCuteDinosaur Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
>v<‘
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:iconmathewh88:
MathewH88 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Student Traditional Artist
>w<
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