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Sweet fruitcake: Mage
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Published: March 30, 2015
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lasucrom's avatar
Sooooo, is this a prophetic comic about USA magic homo law?
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Texic|Professional Artist
I don't know, what at you in the USA laws)
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Gradergage|Student Digital Artist
А ты не хотел бы порисовать арты на тему Бесконечного лета? Наверняка вышло бы супер)
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Texic|Professional Artist
Плати - нарисую)
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GolodTver's avatar
Мы лучше дождемся, когда ты свою игру запилишь и растащим ее по всему Джою =) 
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Texic|Professional Artist
^__^
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m1kc-deviant|Hobbyist General Artist
- I'm sorry, Kesha, we're just friends.
- But please!! Give me a chance!!

- My life sucks!!

- Innokenty Smoktunovsky?
- Errrm, yes... And you are?

- Onotole. I'm here to give you an invitation to the School of Magic.
- Are you serious?
But I'm far under 30. I still have some time...

[School of Magic]

- We shall use this time to prepare you to the anniversary accordingly. Or were you thinking that you will get your superpowers without a proper training?

Here it is.

- Holy shit!

- Here will happen your metamorphosis from a usual virgin to the super virgin.
- Sounds badass.

- So, all these guys never, well, had a girl?
- Don't you even think about that, youngster! If you ever, one single time, make sex with a girl...
...All your magic powers will disappear.

Wait for me here.
I'll get prepared for your initiation.

- I can't wait...

- Psssst... Dude, wanna fuck?

(I've been waiting for these words for my whole life. And now I can't say yes.)

- You do know that I can't do that.
- Well, indeed. I'm from the Guild of the Strong and Independent. I visit this place from time to time in hope to seduce someone.

But all my attempts were totally unsuccessful. No one ever agreed to make sweet love with me.

[Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha]
- Bullshit!! I don't believe it! A girl like you failed to seduce a guy? This is the School of Magic, so...

Oh fuck!

- Yup.

- Let's do this, babe!
- As you wish.

Congratulations! Your initiation is complete.
And hereby I declare the rule #1: no gals.

// Translated by m1kc with his deepest apologies to Innokenty Smoktunovsky and Anatoly Wasserman.
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DemianNOT's avatar
Поворот реально жёсткий!
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Lionardo29's avatar
Вот это поворот!
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Savvader|Professional Digital Artist
в лоскуты, прост. :)
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loon952|Student General Artist
ПАМ ПАМ ПАМ !!!!
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MattBarley|Hobbyist General Artist
ох епт!...
вот это неждан хд
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