Hello. Where have my friends gone? I need someone to talk to. I want to test out my new colored pencils but I left my pencil sharpener at my mom's house. I'm trying to text her to have her drop it off, but she won't check her fucking phone. I'm about to spam call her to get my pencil sharpener.
Devious Comments
My only pencil sharpener is a failure at life and breaks everything.
It's too wide, sadly. Not abnormally wide. The funnel is just mishaped.
And I'm too lazy to return it and get a new one.