Now that I think about it, in a sence I DO have a boyfriend. Not like the touchy Feely boyfriend, but the nice and funny one. He gives me food and stuff and he was the only person who remembered my birthday last year. He actually got me a present. He may not really be much an emotional helper, but he's nicer to me than even my own parents and yeah, he's not the smartest or best behaved guy in the world, but he's better than nothing.