Dear ~MayuMitsuki (https://www.deviantart.com/mayumitsuki)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it last year under the bus and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep The oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked the apartment building Good luck on your short-term leave from jail, Diego GRANDA.....tello....tesho...
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