Invasion of the... 'Hi' Bots? by Colonel-Knight-Rider, journal
Invasion of the... 'Hi' Bots?
They all showed up about four weeks ago as of the time of this writing, and their profiles are void except for erotic female avatars and cover art. Literally all they do is send us notes saying "Hi" and "Hi there," sometimes with emojis, expecting insanely naive first-day-on-the-Internet teenagers with raging hormones to reply. Some have vaguely human-sounding usernames with 0, 3, or 4 numbers; while others have first names with four numbers; and other still have random words with three numbers. Here are the bots my friends and I have caught so far: allen2630 allison2878 amyheisser283 anngarofalo april1909 bourque444 diaca2194 dianaglobem (Actually writes notes with more than "Hi" but has been around for about the same time as all the