Teratophile (if that's even your REAL NAMe....)
I'm on a drunbk comment ramppage, and guess what: IT"S YOUR TURN.
You may be able to d3sign awesome art, but can you drink whiskey and comment on other fo'lkz's profiles? I highly doubt it. If you desire to follawq in my footztepz, heed this warning: it's dangerous to go alone--Take dis!
)offers Teratphile a bottle of whiskey and a length of condoms(
You'll need theez condums when you... well, you'll know. you'lls know when you need these condoms. I don't wanna spoile it for yal.