Summery: Somewhere...in the vast and awesome expanse of space...there is a nebula. And inside this nebula, there is a planet. And on this planet, there is a forest. And within this forest, two stranded Starfleet officers find themselves having one seriously weird conversation. (Spoilers from all three movies ahead.) Rated K+
A/N: Remember how I said I'd likely never write anything for the Star Trek reboot universe again? Yyyyeaaahh...I think I lied. I don't know how these things occur to me, but in recent days I've found myself randomly wondering what might have transpired in that conveniently blank space in Star Trek Beyond between Kirk and Chekov walking into Jaylah's trap and being reunited with Scotty.
And holy crap, I swear I have never, ever revised and rewritten and rethought a piece of my own writing as much as I have this one. I mean, of all the scenes I could have chosen, it had to be the one with a virtually limitless goldmine of entertaining di