Simmons:Why 'Warthog' sir?
Sarge: Because M12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation, son.
Grif:No, but... why 'Warthog'? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig...
Sarge:Say that again?
Grif:I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge:What in sam hell is a puma?
Simmons:Uh... you mean like the shoe company?
Grif:No, like a puma. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge:You're making that up.
Grif:I'm telling you, it's a real animal!
Sarge:Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal.
Sarge:Look, see these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And what kind of animal has tusks?
Sarge: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?
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