"Spaceman Spiff lands on Planet Gorzarg-5! He sets off across the desolate terrain in search of help! In the distance, methane clouds rain sodium hydroxide, a caustic alkali! Oh no! The downpour was too heavy for the ground to absorb! A steaming river of corrosive liquid rushes toward our hero! Spiff scrambles to higher ground, but the flood continues to rise! Our hero is trapped! How could things get worse?!"