HPMOR--Like a Wolf Facing a Dragon

Based on a scene from chapter 80 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, by fanfiction.net user Less Wrong. If you've heard of it, you have probably already read chapter 80, which just came out yesterday, in a mad frenzy to know what happens. If you haven't heard of it and you like Harry Potter and science, might I recommend chapter 1: [link]

LUCIUS MALFOY! LITTLE GIRLS DO NOT BELONG IN AZKABAN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

(But he cares about Draco so much awwwwwwww)

And the story was like, "Murder mystery, solve it, so intense, oh noooes, blaarrrrgh."
And I was all, "That's cool... but SNARLY LUCIUS MALFOY" *runs off to draw*

His snuggie has a "W" on it now. Because I am expert fashion designer, and when I see that characters wear what is described as "robes," I can creatively interpret that into a wicked cool outift that anyone would want to wear.

Harry Potter (C) J. K. Rowling
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong