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Tales of the Amalgam'verse: Berserek Part 1 :icontarbano:tarbano 6 1
G. vs. Berserk Promo by tarbano G. vs. Berserk Promo :icontarbano:tarbano 13 8
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Tales of the Amalgam'verse: First Friend, Part 2 :icontarbano:tarbano 6 3
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Tales of the Amalgam'verse: First Friend, Part 1 :icontarbano:tarbano 7 6
Leviathan Poem by Lance by tarbano
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Leviathan Poem by Lance :icontarbano:tarbano 12 2
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Tales of the Amalgam'verse: Ancient History Part 1 :icontarbano:tarbano 12 5
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Dino Deathmatch: Indoraptor vs. Utahraptor :icontarbano:tarbano 7 5
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A Silly GI Joe-Transformers-MLP Crossover, Part 1
"A Joe, an Autobot, and an Equestrian get into a Highspeed Chase"
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Going through the air vents typically would have been suicide to someone trying to sneak around. Trying to gain a foot or hand hold in the cramped surroundings was difficult as is and risked making an extremely loud racket that would surely spoil any infiltration attempt. It took the best type of professional with the best equipment, not some random joe who watched a few too many action or spy movies, to pull it off. Fortunately there was a joe of a different variety doing just that. Trained EOD and saboteur Nicholas Lee wasn’t quite the figure most would expect of a G.I. Joe, let alone a member of the high ranked Sigma group under the name Tunnel Rat. The Chinese-Irish American was tall and wiry in build, bordering on scrawny, pale skinned with spiny red hair who wouldn’t look very intimidating if he tried, despite how much his dark s
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Jurassic Park: The Lord of Sorna (Amalgam'verse)
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Early 1994, 333 Kilometers from Costa Rica, Isla Sorna
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Dr. Henry Wu recoiled away from his workstation and rubbed at his eyes. Inevitability, that was something that seemed to frustrate and antagonize him more than anything. No matter how hard you work, no matter what precautions you take, some things will just always happen. The sun will rise, rain will fall, and things die. Right now though, the worst part about it was seeing a slow death. He looked out of his window at the embryonic compound as the memories all flooded back to him.
He’d seemed to have been on such an upswing since the 1980s. Prodigy undergraduate thesis at MIT, direct apprenticeship under Dr. Atherton, letter of recommendation from Dr. Shirigami before his passing, noticed by the leader of a mass mega corporation for an astounding project.
Wu always liked John Hammond, shrewd a businessman as he was. The old man carri
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Gone Batty: Blast from the Past
Edgar "Ed" Caprona swore under is breath as he unlocked the museum doors long after hours and prayed the alarms stayed off like he set them too, least his boss would have an aneurysm. Nervousness clashed with guile, causing him to anxiously feel at the two vials stashed in his cargo pockets.
Yep, still there...
Drive reminded him just why he was kinda-sorta-definitely breaking into his own workplace at 4 AM. Because life was being dramatic and dragged a living weirdness magnet into its mess again. He knew about how Melody got a new "perspective" on life up north for awhile. Mix of getting a lot of information out of DD, knowing how to read Elliot both before and after his sudden disappearance and return, and awareness around the Hale girl as he served as a graduate student under her parents at the conservatory for classes. Elliot aside, whom his relationship was shifting in flux, she was the next youngest person around and he always did bond well with the younger crowd. Why he w
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The Bridge: Hocus Smo'cus
“No.”
Sonata Dusk could practically feel her vision crack and her eye twitched. She gulped and shook her head, mentally rebooting and going back to her sale’s pitch.
“Soooo I was thinking if we wanted a good audience and get into the spirit of things, be a good chance to head out tonight. And! We can wear these!”
Adagio groaned and rubbed at her temple, “Sonata, the humans here make dozens of holidays, what makes this one worth getting worked up about? Some of them are already getting geared up for that winter one two months away before this one even started! I’m still trying figure out the one where they launch dozens of explosive bombs at the air to make the place sound like a war zone.”
“And the one with the chimney jumping burglar that kept us up all night that first winter,” Aria noted as she laid on the couch tapping at her phone. They could all distinctly remember standing guard at the chimney all night with bats and a
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The Sentry Legacy
A single pony slowly made their way off the beaten path typically traveled, past fields and through a quiet forest; well a ways from routes typically traveled by. Though they bore wings they did not make use of them, instead opting to walk with their hooves wandering as much as their mind did. Celestia’s warm sun reflected off polished armor of a golden hue, the metallic casing the stallion bore indicating he was a Canterlot based royal guard, or at least he had been before traveling to a much more remote post in the north and opted to keep his old armor. But it wasn’t to his latest post that Flash Sentry trekked to today, but rather a place almost as remote but even more familiar than the Crystal Empire.
Flash Sentry stopped before the gate of a manor, one not especially large but the worn stone construction and buttress support clearly designating it as of great magnitude in age. He stopped, taking in the sight of the structure with a sigh. The multiple stories, strong ro
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The Bridge: Dance with me, Sensei!
Mariner “Chibi” Moon tugged at her sensei, Godzilla Junior, by the hoof to lead him into the training room. But instead of Junior’s typical choice arrangement of targets, weight gear, and padding; she’d pushed that all to the side and had a music player set up next to a table.
“Come on, come on Sensei! I’mma teach you how to dance!”, she yelped eagerly and wagging her tail as she ran up to the music player.
Godzilla Junior just grunted, “....Nani?” (What?)
“Silly sensei! You wanna make good with Best Princess again after your stunt on Mako riiiiiiight? Well, mares love a good dance and I know one!”
“I... really don’t think that is going to work, Chibi.”
“Why not?”
“There are many things I have done. Dancing is not one of them in a long time.”
“So you have before?”
“Rodan got us all doing this one after we repelled King Ghidorah, we never spoke of it again. This
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Equestria Girls: Dinosapien Chapter 2
It was just after sunrise and Maia was already hitting the water in a kayak. Officially, she was going out to place the buoys down the river to act as a boundary line for the camp’s boating activities to keep the campers from going too far downstream. Unofficially, she’d left an hour early so she could drop the buoys early and then have an hour to check out of the ghost town downstream. Last night it took time to calm down, but there were simply too many questions to leave the “issue” idle. Said issue being about meter and a half tall and covered in feathers. Maia didn’t know much about it, but she had figured out a few things. Namely while it was a large animal and she was coming prepared with bear spray and the stun light again just in case, it didn’t seem aggressive or predatory. If it could keep pace with her on a bicycle then it would have ambushed her instantly instead of calmly approaching while making no effort to hide. It certainly wouldn
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Equestria Girls: Dinosapien
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Canterlot High School, three years ago
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“And next up to the bars, Maia Heart Search!”
The roaring speakers elicited a small uproar of cheers from the students across the school gym who’d piled in to support their classmates at the gymnastics competition, both out of kindness to their friends as well as because a freshman named Rainbow Dash whipped them up into an uproar so the Canterlot gymnastics team got a bigger shout than Crystal Prep’s. Having double- and then triple-checked that her locket was securely safe inside her backpack and her backpack was securely safe inside a locked locker, Maia stepped out of the waiting room and onto the mats. She wasn’t an exceptional name at the school, about average looking with freckly dark teal skin and curly dark red hair tied back in a ponytail with a fit build; though a certain friend of hers was one of the top dogs on campus so a not-so-sm
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Ah, a return to Thalia's ongoing tale and with everyone's favorite earth pony and unicorn mares also in frame. Right off the bat I am s...


This story is turning into a real page turner! Props to you Jerga, you got me very interested where it's going and what's happening bec...

Showtime is one 1/12 at 6:00PM, Eastern Standard Time/3:00PM Pacific Coast time. If you need to compare what time this is for your area, use this link.

Well here is goes. THAT movie. I know what's coming but some of you don't. So strap in and be stuck with me as we see this dumpster fire finale. For all the times this movie left me dazed and wondering what the hell did I just watch, there are a few good parts. Plus, we got other things to watch too. Two modern kaiju films to remind us there is still plenty of good stuff out there!

Disclaimer: Last stream we had a lot of people with mics chiming in. This is all well and good, in fact I loved the conversation. But I do have to ask we save big conversation to the spans between the movies, that way we don't have to try and understand what someone is saying and what the movie is saying at the same time.

Schedule:

6:00PM EST/3:00PM PST Godzilla: Planet Eater


7:30PM EST/4:30PM PST with Kong: Skull Island

9:00PM EST/6:00PM PST with The Meg

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Showtime is one 1/12 at 6:00PM, Eastern Standard Time/3:00PM Pacific Coast time. If you need to compare what time this is for your area, use this link.

Well here is goes. THAT movie. I know what's coming but some of you don't. So strap in and be stuck with me as we see this dumpster fire finale. For all the times this movie left me dazed and wondering what the hell did I just watch, there are a few good parts. Plus, we got other things to watch too. Two modern kaiju films to remind us there is still plenty of good stuff out there!

Disclaimer: Last stream we had a lot of people with mics chiming in. This is all well and good, in fact I loved the conversation. But I do have to ask we save big conversation to the spans between the movies, that way we don't have to try and understand what someone is saying and what the movie is saying at the same time.

Schedule:

6:00PM EST/3:00PM PST Godzilla: Planet Eater


7:30PM EST/4:30PM PST with Kong: Skull Island

9:00PM EST/6:00PM PST with The Meg

Showtime is one 1/10 at 6:00PM, Eastern Standard Time/3:00PM Pacific Coast time. If you need to compare what time this is for your area, use this link.

Well here is goes. THAT movie. I know what's coming but some of you don't. So strap in and be stuck with me as we see this dumpster fire finale. For all the times this movie left me dazed and wondering what the hell did I just watch, there are a few good parts. Plus, we got other things to watch too. Hope you can join, I plan to do an encore showing this weekend as well. The reason I'm doing this Thursday and not Wednesday is due to giving Netflix ample time to get the film up and fine tuning Rabb.it for anyone who has issues.


Schedule:

6:00PM EST/3:00PM PST Godzilla: Planet of Monsters


7:30PM EST/4:30PM PST with Godzilla: City on the Edge of Battle


9:00PM EST/6:00AM PST with Godzilla: Planet Eater

Burn by Faith-Wolff

Yeah this isn't aimed at me. At all. Had a few messages sent to both of us mistaking it for that or asking if it was about that. Not so. This is Faithy venting and having closure. This was aimed at a former 'friend' I shall not grace with a name other than not he's a creepy, manipulative jackass I honestly never liked to begin with due to the vibes he gave off. Spoiler warning, I never wanted to be as vindicated as I am now in a million years. This piece of shit exploited lonely artists and especially young women or under-aged girls for pictures, guilt trips, and sexual favors over the net or phone. While he had a girlfriend. There is nothing wrong with people of age having lewd jokes, making lewd artwork, or writings between friends. Friends do as they do. But when emotional manipulation, IRL sexual coercion even if its not in person, and beyond happen? Especially to people in relationship? Time to stop. Add in ages of some involved and I feel I couldn't grit my teeth any harder.

But again, this asshole (Thank God) is not me. Faith-Wolff  and I are hurting due to this jackass, but doing just fine with each other and are still smitten with one another. This is not me, but someone else entirely.

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pyro-helfier Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2019   General Artist
Thanks a bunch for faving one of my cryptids! :D
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TeaGabyBee Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2019  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hey!
Happy belated birthday!!
I'm sorry I missed it, but I hope it was an awesome day for you.:D
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HolyCross9 Featured By Owner Edited Jan 6, 2019
Greetings, Tarb.  I just want you to know that, after hearing about how a rancid wretch brought emotional harm to your beloved Faith, you have my absolute support in helping you both recover from this tragic incident and that you're both in my deepest prayers.  For I have immense respect to the both of you as individuals.
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Kiryu2012 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2019
Happy Birthday!:iconballoonsplz::iconglompplz::iconpinkiesmileplz:
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tarbano Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019
Thanks buddy! :glomp:
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Kiryu2012 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2019
You're welcome. :)
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lilgrimmapple Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Refreshing Cake with candles 50x50 icon Happy birthday my friend. :) I hope you are doing well and that life is treating you right. Best wishes!!
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tarbano Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019
Aww you went to all this trouble over lil' ol me :D
Sadly it's not TECHNICALLY my birthday. When I set up my account way back when, I accidentally set it to the wrong date. But, screw it, this means a lot to me :glomp:
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lilgrimmapple Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2019  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I just found out that there's no option to fix that. That sucks! But yeah. :) Even if it's not really your birthday I still with you the best any day and every day. :heart:
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tarbano Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2019
You're the best. After all this time you went out of your way for this :glomp:

How you been holding up?
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