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Black Hole
The black hole I made as an illustration for a book I'm writing. The idea is basically that a black hole is just the first end of a wormhole that doesn't have the exit point so things are lost in the black holes. I'm about a quarter of the way done with the book and hope to finish it some day...
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White Hole
The opposite end of a black hole I made as an illustration for a book I'm writing. The idea is basically that a black hole is just the first end of a wormhole that doesn't have the exit point so things are lost in the black holes. I'm about a quarter of the way done with the book and hope to finish it some day...
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First, I'm sorry but some of these are a bad. I've heard most of these from associates to either customers or other associates (most of which were to customers)


1. Note to self, when eating a doughnut, do not sneeze
2. You know you love someone if you are willing to allow them to barf all over you.
3. I never really understood how there could be things that would drive you insane just because you knew them until I ran into Windows.
4. You know <name>, going to the bathroom just now was a blinding flash of inspiration.
5. When I drank it, it burned from end to end.
6. I need a banana for my monkey.
7. We're the little boys running around putting our little fingers in the dike... the holes.
8. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
9. Disregard these, we have a maniac who works here
10. You don't have to be crazy to work here,... We'll train you.
11. I'm getting to the age where I need to gum my women and my meat
12. Oh I'd give her a ride
13. He probably thinks a Tardis is a handicapped person too...
14. That's where you want to say "Your a special kind of stupid aren't you"
15. I'm not responsible for your decisions that enable my bad behavior.
16. There were naked people all over the screen. I guess if my girlfriend looked like my customer I'd use the internet too.
17. Why do they get a holiday, did an animal die?
18. The way I see it, my balls are in his court.
19. You mount <computer>, <computer> doesn't mount you.
20. You never realize how good it feels to pee normally till you have explosive diarrhea for a week.
21. Oh crap, hold on, I'm getting vibrated.
22. life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid. I have to say this is a self inflicted wound.
23. You are only sorry if you're on your honey moon and you can not consummate your marriage.

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:iconkuzy62:
kuzy62 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! :-)
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Euderion Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks a million for the Dev-Watch! deviantART
Very glad you like my artworks!!
Have a good Day!!! :salute:  N7 Chat Icon  Star Trek Icon
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TuberculosisGeorge Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the favourite!
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Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks again for the favorites!
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Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for adding dr-pen.deviantart.com/art/Pong… to your favorites!
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Softyrider62 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015   Digital Artist
Thank's for watching!
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Dr-Pen Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch!
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Eightshot Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch.
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talofaman Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015
No problem. Check out some of my Rainmeter skins. I've been scripting them for a while and finally figured to start sharing them. If there's anything you want or think you could use, let me know and I'll see what I can do.
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Eightshot Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Awsome, will do :)
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